John Mayer knows why people resent him so much (via Twitter):
I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.
He's got a point, don't you think? I mean, if you're out there boning the likes of Jessica Simpson and that Minka chick from the football show, yeah, a lot of hopeless small-dicked heteros are going to resent the living fuck out of that. They're gonna be like, "How come John Mayer gets to lay those hot chicks, and I'm sitting here with my fat cow girlfriend snoring on the couch, and me with a Cheeto stuck so far down my bellybutton it would take an expedition by James Mason and Pat Boone to find it?" One load of you and Jessica would be swooning like Scarlett O'Hara watching Ashley Wilkes chop wood. Some people are really out of touch with reality.
That being said, John Mayer is still an asshole.
10 comments:
so are you Crabbie, so are you.
I'd suck his cock.
Crabbie's?
I hate him because he breathes. Dickhead.
Uhhh... I don't like any of those chicks. Oh. Wait. I'm a straight married chick. And I think he is a douchebag. Explain that Mr.(Oscar) Mayer Weiner... douchebag.
How come half the pictures of John Mayer he looks like a blow-up doll?
I"d really luv 2 bitch-slap him. (john)
Why is he so sickly looking? Pastey white with circles under his eyes. He's beyond gross, he looked better when he was 16 and fat.
I could never understand the appeal this man has.
Eliza
He looks like a dingbat most of the time. What ever did Jennifer A ever see in him?
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