Saturday, May 16, 2009

Your Daily Gosselin Update


Dishy's not around today - she might be digging in her garden or trapping stray cats or something, I don't know - so it's up to me to give the daily Gosselin update. Um...well, there are these pictures of Jon and the kids...walking someplace...and there's a dog...and here's where I put a joke about Kate's roadkill hair. I'm not very good at this. Know why? CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THESE PEOPLE! The only cable shows I care about are Dirty Jobs and whatever documentary about Hitler is on the History Channel. Reality shows bore me to tears. There I said it.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the second post by you I like, made me laugh :)

with3love

Anonymous said...

LOL, gotta love the Crabster

Anonymous said...

I wish more people didn't give a fuck about the Gosselins. Then maybe they would go away and we wouldn't have them shoved down our throats on every f'n blog on the net.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for a well needed break from the Gosslins. I visited one site that had people comment on their favorite J&k+8 fan quotes sticking up for them. Snorefest.
Sprite

Go away said...

Why does Kate rate a bodyguard and those precious kids don't? They generate the income, not her.

Anonymous said...

At Go away...

Shussh don't say that. She thinks it all about her....

Anonymous said...

Love the look on the doggie's face, though, don't you?

Anonymous said...

Here here, Crabbie. Well said. Less Gosselins, more you.

Anonymous said...

lol! That was a great post, Crabbie. I didn't even know who the Gosselins were until you came here and still haven't watched the show, yet I somehow find myself reading all the posts about them on this site and having an opinion.

Anonymous said...

I don't like reality shows either and haven't watched any for years. But I have to take DD's word for it and now I think Kate must staannk.

Anonymous said...

Kate reminds me of a skank who married into a "rich" family in my town. They see gold, they dig. E-n-g-e-l-...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Thanks for a well needed break from the Gosslins. I visited one site that had people comment on their favorite J&k+8 fan quotes sticking up for them. Snorefest.
Sprite
May 16, 2009 6:30:00 PM GST
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Guess you missed the point that the 'fan quotes' being posted on the other site are to see who can find the most ridiculous posts from the fans. Pure snarkery-not boredom.

Anonymous said...

Good one, Crabbie. This is more like you - sarcasm, honesty and a little heart. I know you just hate what I just wrote. Ha!

Anonymous said...

Crabbie, I really like you! I'm happy you don't give a fuck about the Greedslins. And you watch the History Channel - you must be smart.

DebbieBeck said...

yorall just jellous.

Anonymous said...

Where's Kate? Oh, Kate must be blowing her married bodyguard.

Jen.S said...

TLC are like starving greedy sharks awaiting a feeding frenzy, let’s disappoint them! TLC is anticipating that this will be the best season ever with all the troubles this family is going through. I am making a plea to all who want to see this show off the air for the sake of these children and other exploited reality TV children that everyone turn the channel, do not watch anymore of this train wreck! I will not watch it! I'm just as curious as the next person though and while it may seem hard to turn away from a train wreck, it's not hard to turn it off when I picture those eight little faces so hurt and in need of help so I refuse to participate in the continued hurt of those kids. Their idiot parents don't know how to say no, that enough is enough because they are possessed with greed, more, more, moreeeeeeee! TLC won't stop the madness because they also are filled with greed, they don't give a hoot about those kids! It's left up to us the viewers and I hope we all can just say no and bring those ratings down to zil or as close to zil that they actually begin to lose money by continuing to air the show. That would be great! So, I make a plea to everyone who cares about these kids and other reality kids who are being exploited to refuse to watch this crap. All you have to do is turn it off. I know everyone is curious of the train wreck but you can get the info. you want from the newspapers and even online or on youtube w/out watching TLC. So those who care about these kids and other kids like them, please don't watch and let TLC know you will not be watching.
Also, spread the word to others. Thank you all who refuse to watch this crap anymore and who let their voices be heard for the sake of the children.

Anonymous said...

i agree with 5:21- i usually hate your guts, but i agree.
and seriously, nobody doesn't give a crap about these morons, i wish that dd would just stop fueling the fire by posting daily about them.
they'll never go away if dd keeps ranting about them.

Anonymous said...

I am curious...how can someone hate another person's guts when they have never met? I mean, hate just seems so damn serious for an internet blog. Find a murder, child molester or rapist and hate them...but hating someone that comments on wothless celebrity wanna bees? Kinda stupid.

Anonymous said...

Have you visited the supermarket this week? EVERY magazine had a picture of these cheating losers...it's worth mentioning.

Anonymous said...

Everyone notices Octomom's parenting flaws but not so much the Gosselin's.
Where's Gloria fucking All-Dread when you need her?

Anonymous said...

Guess you missed the point that the 'fan quotes' being posted on the other site are to see who can find the most ridiculous posts from the fans. Pure snarkery-not boredom.

May 16, 2009 11:20:00 PM GST

Sprite responds...
I didn't miss the point, I think it is a waste of energy. Kate Gosselin has sucked the life out of enough people already.
My opinion. Just mine.

10doll said...

Sprite- It's our energy were suppossedly "wasting", not yours. You're the one commenting on a J&K post of your own free will. Im not sure about the sucking life outta people..No.

Anonymous said...

3:18:00

That's why smart people HATE the Gosselin's because they are child molesters. They have molested their children for years by showing them naked running around on camera for money then sold a book with more private pictures.
If that's not being somewhat of a child molester then I do not know what is.

Disher said...

Not only are the G's front page news, but, news discussions on real news channels. And now every You Tube vid has a Gosslein Divorce pop up. I think it's good people are waking up. They are child exploiters.

Anonymous said...

my daughters room mate's sister had a set of quints 1 year ago. 3 girls, 2 boys. They also have an older sister. They are also half Filipino & beautiful babies. They don't have a fucking show, don't want one. They have a nice house that they bought themselves. They work and the family helps out as well. Why do these bitches rate all this coverage & free homes, cash & vans etc? WHY? There are alot of ppl around that have the same size family by way of multi-births. So, what the hell???? Whats so fucking special about them? I hate them, they aren't even nice people,I have only watched about 4 episodes the 1st season and never went back. DD keeps me updated now. I am waiting for this plan to crash!!! THEN I will look....

Anonymous said...

10doll said...
Sprite- It's our energy were suppossedly "wasting", not yours. You're the one commenting on a J&K post of your own free will. Im not sure about the sucking life outta people..No.

May 17, 2009 3:49:00 PM GST


By all means focus your energy on whatever you chose to do. Free will. I am posting on a place where I feel comfortable. This thread was about how it was nice to take a break from all the Gosselin drama....that's all I am trying to do. To each his own. To me, Kate sucks the good out of everything. Again, my opinion, leave me out of it.
Sprite

Sara Groomsell said...

i can't get enough hitler docudramas!!

10doll said...

Sprite- Im glad you're comfortable,but this site is named "Your Daily Gosselin Update". You're a grown woman & you can post anywhere you want & I appreciate your opinion,but the best way to takea break from Gosselin drama is to not go on an actual Gosselin thread. Just a suggestion.

Anonymous said...

10Doll-

The thread is called "your daily gosselin update", posted by Crabbie. The site is The Dirty Disher. I have been a loyal follower for years.

I don't understand why you insist on complaining about my comment. Suck it.

You are proving to be far more annoying that Kate.

Sincerely,
Sprite

xtel said...

Sprite-

10doll is famous for misinterpreting others comments and then proceding to edit them, but hates it when people do that to her. Then she starts crying and feeling that people are out to get her.

Yes, she is annoying, unbalanced and loves attention. IMO she is a blog whore.

xtel

10doll said...

Anon 9:10- You stated your opinion & I stated mine. I dont quite think my one reply to you is me insisting on complaining about your comment. I posted ONE comment to you. Suck it? No thank you,but you go right ahead. "You are proving to be far more annoying that Kate." Well you're neck & neck with Kate in the "Who's the bigger bitch" contest.

10doll said...

Xtel- 1st off I didnt edit anything & Ive been edited & I dont remember crying & feeling people are out to get me. Some of the people that aren't quite fond of me have been very clear about their feelings & intentions of a payback,so "thinking or feeling" someones after me was squashed about 10 threats in from some people. Unbalanced? Possibly. Annoying? More than likely. Loves attention? Maybe Blog whore? Not too sure about that one. Is that similar to your street walking whore activities at all? Misinterpreting others comments? It's not my job to dissect & try to find the meaning in your comments or anyone elses. If you cant get your point across successfully thru your comments, that's your prob not mine. I read them & comment on what I read.

Anonymous said...

You obviously give a FUCK about these people or you wouldn't constantly being writing about them you shit of shit.

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with Anon 11:32 there is a lot of hate for the Gosselin's but you are writing about them at least once a week. You probably do give a fuck about them, the bring people to your site

Anonymous said...

I absolutely cant stand these 2 people. I kept seeing them in craploids at the checkout, so I hit the video to hear thier voices, 10 seconds till my saturation point. Enough already, I just don,t give a fuck. Go away its to late and take the 8.