Her Heart Went On...Until It Didn't

The last survivor left from the Titanic, Millvina Dean, croaked this weekend at 97. She was nine weeks old when the ship hit the iceberg (because the guy who was supposed to be watching for the icebergs was too busy peeping Jack and Rose while they were making out on the deck) and went to the bottom. Obviously, then, Millvina had no memories of the event. Which makes her sort of a lame last survivor. I mean, she couldn't really tell any stories of it, didn't have any real insight to impart. She just skated through on the fact that she was there. Nice scam she had going. If you need glasses like that, you might just as well admit you're blind and get a cane and a dog.