They take their free tummy tuck scars and brand new boobies to Hair Plug Island. Or was is Butt Plug Island? Anyway, Kate was all alone with her kids! She was brave. Just Kate, 8 kids, 4 nannies, 6 babysitters, 12 camera crews, 4 security people and one stylist and a small makeup team. Uhhhhh, 12 lighting guys, 1 leg waxer, 2 secretaries, a personal assistant, craft services, organic chef, children's sand scuptor expert, 3 janitors, a U boat, Captain Stubing, The US Coast Guard, The National Guard, 47 TMZ paparazzi and one sandwich maker who is certified in the diagonal cut. Other than that, she was all alone. Last heard screaming "Mady, you WILL pose with the shark or there will be no ice cream."
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Boob job - yes!!!! Bikini WAY TOO TIGHT - YES!!! Thunder thighs - yes!!! No waist - looks like a man!
Do ya think Jon's balls are in that little bucket she is carrying around?
When in the hell did she get a boob job?? I don't doubt that she did, I think it's fairly obvious, but when did she find time for that, what with her hectic filming and book tour schedule???
@Eric - Hah! LOL.
photowhore.
Last heard screaming "Mady, you WILL pose with the shark or there will be no ice cream."
great one dirty disher. lol
Man, I'm so pissed. This one had 8 kids and her body looks good. I had one kid and I still have not gotten down to my pre preg. weight. *sigh*
WHY is she on vacation? Her whole fucking life is one big free vacation. Must be nice to have everything handed to you for doing nothing but being a complete cunt.
Remember, Naseem, she had only 2 pregnancies and lots and lots of surgical help along with every other kind of help there is out there.
Personally I think her head looks way too small for her body (ironic, that).
i've seen several of these pics of her on the beach and she doesn't have a smile in any of them. Does not appear to be enjoying her time with the kiddies.
Totally cracked up at the Capt Stubing reference!
one sandwich maker who is certified in the diagonal cut - Hilarious DD!
The top photo looks like the bigfoot pose haha.
This woman has bags of money, free trips around the country to talk about her favorite subject...herself, eight lovely and fairly well behaved children, free boob job, free tummy tuck, perfect nails, a McMansion on several acres, and she STILL can't squeeze out a simple smile?? What a beeyotch.
This was a working vacation. Film crew was there.
Kate? Get a one piece. You look awful in a bikini.
Too bad you can't buy a waist.
She reminds me of Victoria Beckham. All the money and perks in the world, and both of them still walk around pouting all the time. Maybe they think it makes them look sophisticated. It doesn't.
i'd love to see 12:36 in a bikini.
kate is HOT.
If someone thinks that's HOT someone needs fucking glasses,and some taste. Her body looks like a dude and the tits are trying to visit her crotch. Saggy magot bitch...All that money...NOOOOO common sense...
DD, I laughed myself silly reading you!!
Just what I want to see as my little $15.00 worth of plants froze outside the other night.. This Kunt on ANOTHER all expenses paid luxury vacation. I swear I hope she steps on a jelly fish and her foot swells for the whole summer.
I think Kate is a major cunt but come on people, she does look good in a bikini. Maybe it is a manufactured body, but it is still a lot better than most mom's out there.
Does that make her a MILF?
Ok EWWWWWW!!! LOL
KATES DEFINATELY A MILF !!!!!!!
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