It took Miss Lucy two emails to get down to business..read this..*
Hello my darling,How are you today?.I hope you are sound and healthy.I appreciate your mail.My dear as i told you on my last mail that i lost my family in the war that broke out in my country,my late father Dr.Johnson Weah was a contractor and international businessman.I resident in the church hostel in Dakar Senegal,as a result of thecivil war that fought in my country.I did not have any other person that could be able to help me out,the only person i have now is Reverend Father Emmanuel George in (St John Catholic Church).His office telephone (+221-77-374-7746).Here in the orphanage home where i am living now in women's hostel.You cancall me with our reverend's office telephone number,he will send for me from the hostel to come to his office to receive your call.I have my late father's deposit certificate and death certificate because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading financial institution, which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $9.4 Million Dollars.I want to inform you after this transfer in your account, you will help me to prepare my travelingdocuments and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I need your information such as : Your Full Names ......Age .......Address ......Telephone .........Darling,please do keep this secret as i have not toId any person about the existance of this money because i am afraid of loosing my money or my life.I humbly waiting for your mail.Yours in love,Miss Lucy Weah.
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What a scam. Here's my reply..
Dear Miss Lucy or whatever the fuck you are. You really think this dumbass scam works? You're an asshole and I reported you to the local authorites who now have your number and ISP. I hope you aren't charging more than 3 dollars American for a blow job because you're not worth more than that. Orphanage? Women's hostel? Is that what they call whore houses now? Pffft please. Here's is a nice steaming pile of shit..I made it flash for you. Eat it.
19 comments:
The thing that gets me about this scam is that some poor saps must fall for it hook, line & sinker otherwise why is it still going on.
I must get 3-6 mails in my junk mail box every week. Who seriously falls for this crap?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I was actually waiting for boob and poon shots.^_^ That was a quick scam!! I love it how they give you instructions as if you owed them shit. HA HA HA!
And there it is. Hey, no beaver shots? Damn..she is being coy.
Good come back Pat. You will probably never hear from her/him/it again.
Who the fuck knows? Miss Lucy sent 12 of those flashing gif things that said I LOVE YOU. Those shitty things are so stupid. I guess she was hoping to find someone as stuid as her. I am glad to be done with it..she was so NOT amusing.
http://www.delphifaq.com/faq/russian_marriage_scams/f4059.shtml
whole page with 'em....on the left is more....
LOL I always wondered if the "shtml" at the end of the url stood for SHIT HTML tee hee!
Shit mail.
I personally know 2 grown ass men that were regularly sending money to women they did not know from Adam. Who were later found out to be married with kids and this scamming operation thing was just their job. It supported them & their husbands. I believe a man would fall for this but hopefully most women are skeptical enough to figure it out. You never know tho. wow.
OMG....I have NEVER gotten an e-mail like that. Or maybe I did and just deleted it because I didn't recognize it as anything I wanted to read that morning.
Pat, how are they titled?
I lived for years in Thailand & have seen most scams first hand, some of the men who fall for it are just sad & lonely & believe the lie. I truly feel bad for those ones cause they are looking for something & have hope. But some are just plain stupid & get fucked over for having more ego than sense.
No, women don't fall for this kind of scam, it has to be smarter than this to catch women.
lol nice!
Damn, Pat, you could have been rich beyond your wildest dreams.
"Bubble ~ No, women don't fall for this kind of scam, it has to be smarter than this to catch women."
WRONG. Two years ago I had two white trash sisters sitting at my desk (I do taxes). One was telling me about receiving similar emails & she was going to do it because she'd get lots of money and it wouldn't cost her anything. THREE times I explained how this scam works & she'd be responsible for paying the money back to the bank. Twit says "I'm gonna do it". I gave up. Some people are so dumb they don't deserve to walk the earth.
Dumbass's. Her email was titled It's Miss Lucy and it came from Yahoo, that's how I opened it. I thought it was a reader. I get about 500 or more a day because I have a public adress. It sucks.
Women are just as stupid and gullible as men.
They don't hold the patent on stupid.
Look at Kate fans? I bet they'd fall for this scam if the scammer pretended to be a Gosselin??
Oh, gawd, that's no shit. We should try it.
OMG! I wish you were my mother in law.
My MIL would never say the word 'damn', or 'hell', or complain about anything ever. Seems like that's a pleasent person to be around? No, it isn't. It is difficult to be around someone who fakes happiness so much. Her husband has been controling her for 40 yrs. She cannot even go to the grocery store. He won't let her. He even told her that in order for them to save money, she needs to stay home, so she dosen't spend any.
They are not rich, but they have been to Europe 6 times in the last decade, as well as Caribbean vacations. The amount of stuff he buys is ridiculous, and she cann't even buy a bag of cookies.
Someone please say that idiot's not serious! What a steaming pile of horseshit! Those are the type of people,that make it hard for honest people needing financial help,not be trusted.I know you know this,but copy pics & comments she sent.She thought she'd have herself a sugar daddy & a free ride. WRONG!!!
shmedelle, you have the inlaws from hell.
shemeddle: One day your MIL is gonna murder your FIL in his sleep and no one will ever suspect the nice lady that would never even said shit, if she had a mouthful!
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