Kate the reboot, Kate Major has resigned from her job at The Star citing a conflict of interest between her reporting duties for the magazine and her relationship with Jon Gosselin.*
Meanwhile, Hailey Glassman is saying that she and Jon are still together. "I still love Jon and Jon loves me," a teary Glassman said.
Meanwhile, Hailey Glassman is saying that she and Jon are still together. "I still love Jon and Jon loves me," a teary Glassman said.
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Isn't it time for the old Kate and Deanna to get together and decide Jon's future? At any rate, he has bad taste in women. And now the new Kate has no job. Who's going to pay for those expensive restaurants now? Michael Lohan? Yeah, he's loaded.
Isn't it time for the old Kate and Deanna to get together and decide Jon's future? At any rate, he has bad taste in women. And now the new Kate has no job. Who's going to pay for those expensive restaurants now? Michael Lohan? Yeah, he's loaded.
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Hailey desperately needs a bath, or maybe a car wash, and reboot Kate looks like a greasy bull dog with a Chanel bag. If I was a man, my dick would shrivel up looking at either one of those hounds.
Hailey desperately needs a bath, or maybe a car wash, and reboot Kate looks like a greasy bull dog with a Chanel bag. If I was a man, my dick would shrivel up looking at either one of those hounds.
22 comments:
Oh my God, how desperate to you have to be to fight over Jon Gosselin???
It kind of reminds me of when Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan were fighting over Aaron Carter. LOL. At least that Aaron didn't have kids to pimp out.
Ok, he REALLY must have a magic penis. Eww.
I think both of these bitches look like crack hos. Maybe he likes the crack ho look. I think they both want to marry someone with money, that's what I think he has (aka kids money). Jon is not ugly but he is not someone the chicks fight over either. BTW, she is also mentally ill for quitting a job for a man she just met 4 days ago.
I gave Kate #2 credit for having a job. Now I have to subtract that point because the numb, dolt quit it.
Jon loves his trampy gold-diggers. Kate's one boyfriend said she was one too!
Jon suffers from chronic stupidity.
It's a freaking Skank-A-Thon.
oriental guys dont have penises! They have stumps that resemble them.
Now Jon will dump Kate 2.0's ass and she will be left with nothing!
Next!
5:42- i think you mean "Asian" guys. try to be a little pc at least ><
Jon, I realize that at this point in your life you think just about any female would be better than Kate, but come on! WOOF WOOF WOOF to all your choices.
why would she resign from Star for that douchebag?? she wanted free ed hardy har har shirts???
Why the hell are they fighting over Jon? He's not attractive or intelligent.
lol @ hardy har har....
Magical fairy dust my fly out of his ass when he cums. It stupifies these silly women into thinking he is the catch of the day.
He is like a fish special on a Tuesday.
Jane velez mitchell and panel are talking about this subject right now.
Carols Diaz has a hard on for the original Kate.
What a dumb fuck!
Anon 5:10
Funny that you mentioned Aaron Carter. I was just reading how his parents pimped HIM out and spent all his money. Then he got into drugs and now he's just a has-been boy guy waiting for the next VH1 show to cast him.
Could be Celebrity Rehab or Surreal Life.
There are very few "kid stars" that have come out unscathed. Ron Howard and Jodi Foster are the only ones that come to mind.
They're both nasty hoochies.
The only thing I can think to say is something a guy friend of mine used to say:
"I wouldn't fuck her with my worst enemies dick."
Fitting for both.
Why would you want to fight over that blob of a sorry ass man(using this word lightly here)who has so many ugly ass girlfriends that still think he's coming back to them. #1 Deanna Hummel she's just sad looking. #2Hailey Glassman-yo lets party. I think in her constant drug induced state she'll forget all about him in no time.#3 Kate Major it has been claimed she had been in rehab maybe it was mental health rehab. She truly looks like a narly confused bitch. Psycho 10 squared. Lock up the bunnies kiddies, Daddies newest concubine is a realy doozy. And him. omg! Jon is the poorest excuse for a spineless, whinny ass windbag who looks like he has a pencil dick that he couldn't get it up even if he wanted to ie..the druggie girlfriends, they probably don't remember him in the sack. Instead of remembering if he bagged them he should literally bag them with a bag over their heads...ugh! The whole group is just nasty.
LOL! Toooo funny!
FACT those two girls both went to Fat Camp..Kate had a tummy tuck..whats up with that???
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