Sunday, July 12, 2009

Ha ha bitch




While Jon is in France holding hands a cuddling in public with his new young girl friend, Kate is shopping and wearing her wedding ring. She's tried everything to spin this like it's Jon's fault and no one's buying her crap anymore. Kate's lovah man body guard dumped her bitchy ass at the first real hint of trouble and went running home to his wife. I think it's hilarious that the bitch is dumped and can't get either man back with the promise of millions. Jon has had enough of her bullshit. She can go suck it. He has new ass and he's not hiding it. I say, go Jon. It's too bad the kids have to play this game, but, they've already been used all their lives and they'll recover. As best we all do with fucked up ignorant parents. At least Jon likes the little rug rats. So ha ha bitch Kate..I hope all the assets are split fidy fidy and you squander yours and fade into white trash obscurity and end up on welfare. Control freak whore. It's a sure bet all the kids are going to hate her guts some day.


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jon is a douche this only makes Kate look better, in my opinion.
by the end of the years Jon would have gotton his girlfriend pregnant or kate will be, just watch

Anonymous said...

Just read that Jon has been offered a job with Ed Hardy. I have no idea what the job will be (douche model) or what qualifications he has (zero), but sounds like a nice fit. So, Kate, how's the talk show coming??


Guess they won't be fading into obscurity anytime soon.

Anonymous said...

she'll be the queen of mean of the trailer park!

Anonymous said...

so much for Jon saying he wanted out of the spotlight
the girlfriend looks like Kate especially her mouth
who knew having a litter of kids would make them so famous and rich
he sure traded "up" on this one she already been busted for drugs and her friends say shes a wild one.
this is the daughter of the plastic surgeon who did kates tummy tuck
man thats some shitty karma .
Jon is a slacker and a cuntbooger.

Anonymous said...

Urgh...They are back in the spotlight again. Maybe they should have have dragged on the MJ coverage awhile longer.

Nina said...

I have to be honest and say if I had to chose between someone who treated me like crap 24/7 on and off tv, and a cutie with a minor drug offense and a wild-child rep. I'd go with the later....Better to hang with a nice version of wild than a total bitch...

The best anyone can hope for with the kids is that these twits find parteners and careers that keep them happy and busy. Let's hope the nannies doing the raising are compitent and kind.

I agree that at least a few of the show-props will hate both of them...

jonsucks said...

Yes, Encourage Jon to be a scum bag low-life. That will really help the kids.

Dirty Disher said...

He already is! They both are!

Anonymous said...

anon 6:16,
You don't need to encourage people to do things they're already masterful at...

Maureen said...

That's the same outfit I had on yesterday when I went out to my local supermarket. The only difference was my heels were a bit higher. The guy in the meat dept. told me I looked super sexy and the bagger boy pushed my cart out and unloaded my bags.
Who the fuck goes grocery shopping looking like that? Seriously!

Shelly said...

That outfit she's wearing, complete with chandelier ear rings, is a blatant shout for attention. I mean come on...
Like anyone is going to PURPOSELY schlep their ass through the isles of a grocery store in heels and a dress?
Nice try Kate.

iwhyawli said...

I know I'm a dude,but we at GWOPWOP would do him in a split second.

Unknown said...

Give it a little time, and he will trade her for another model. That's just the beginning of a long list, I doubt he will commit again anytime soon. The women he will date are gonna be like "awwwwww your 8 babies are cute" and Jon will get more ass than a public toilet seat. Watch.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I mighta went to the grocery store dressed up like that once - on the way to a wedding for batteries for my camera. What a fucking poser!

SSmith28 said...

I guarantee you Mady will be offered big bucks for a tell all the second she is 18 and she is going to run with it.

Dirty Disher said...

Mady will be Kate's downfall. We all know that. Mady hates her NOW.

Roxanne said...

Why would anyone os sound mind ever wanna "get with" either of them? Jon or Kate? How disgusting they both are. *blech* I think they deserve each other.

Dirty Disher said...

No one deserves the shit she heaped on Jon. She abused him for a decade. He's a slacker and not that smart, but, he's way better than her mean bitchy ass.

Tam said...

Maureen,
I'm sure Kate stopped by the grocery store on her way home from church.



Not.
Bitch.

Lynn Krantz said...

Gee, where is her hat? That would complete the ensemble.

Oh what a miserable life she has made for herself.

Lynnie