Saturday, July 4, 2009

Holy crap! How long have I been gone?

WTF? I've been so busy reading real people I forgot about the celebs. I went and checked today and MAN! Britney and Lindsay look like dying shit piles. Lindsay is a bag of bones and wearing fringed gladiators with bikinis and Britney has gone brown and bought some new extensions to cover her fried pile. Every time Britney goes dark and starts that Frapachino shit, there's a mental breakdown in the works. I can't believe how much these two young women have gone downhill in the short time I've been gone. This aint good.

10 comments:

Heidi said...

You think those two are bad. Have you taken a gander at Courtney Love lately?
Get out the xylophone mallets and play a little tune.

Anonymous said...

"WTF" You're not checking celebrities youre freaking out by yourself!! Surely you are totally paranoic guy, sad.. dont get confused, is just young people let them live.
& Go baCk your interesting readings here you sUck

Tania said...

REAL PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES AND LIVE AS THEY WANT WITHOUT BEING THINKING.. WHAT LOSERS LIKE YOU THINKs

you plastic people boriing

Anonymous said...

Oh dear. The inmates are taking over the asylum today.

Heidi said...

paranoic guy,

Umm, Pat is not a guy.

lia said...

she's in love!!! hey! i thought of a new name for you that will combine gardening with celeb blogging. the dirt disher.

lia said...

gees there's some nasty people here, just noticed. no wonder you moved.

lia said...

and also i got that name wrong, i meant 'dirt digger'.

Dirty Disher said...

I guess they got me confused with crabbie..and also confused with someone who gives a shit what morons think.

Anonymous said...

Yea I think Britt-Britt is about to have another "episode". You know the tabloids are all waiting for the ball to drop so they can get first dibs on mentally fucking her up even more. So sad. I don't give a crap about the Blow though, I just really can't stand her. Not that B.S. is any better but for some unknown reason I feel sorry for that one.