Friday, July 10, 2009

I hate him

I hate that guy, I hated his Borat charactor and I hate this mongo queen charator and I wish he'd get lost. He isn't funny. He reminds me of my family. You can be sitting around at a family gathering and sooner or later they get goofy and uncle so and so will come out without pants and a wig on and do a jig. The rest of them go apeshit laughing while I just want to kill someone. I have this cousin who is the master of disguise and she dresses as trannys and gypsies and mimes. She tells strangers her wooden leg is pinching, knocks on her knee and asks for help getting it off. They'll pull and pull and she cackles. That shit's not funny. It's weird. I hate him. I hate them all sometimes. It's just so stupid. Oh, and we have two Elvis impersonators in my family. For real. They work Vegas. I hate that bullshit.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

i don't think this guy is funny either...i've tried to watch some borat, bruno and ali g clips and i just sit there staring and thinking 'people think this is funny'?

Anonymous said...

Whew! I thought I was alone in wishing that this asshat would just fuck off!

Dirty Disher said...

Good. Someone agrees. He's so not funny. How'd you like to have family like that? Those fuckers are so lame.

Anonymous said...

He cracks me up. But sadly, I am guessing the funny parts have already been shown in the promos. My grown kids want to go. I love his baby momma, so I give him the benefit of the doubt. I wont spend money to see it tho. If you really want to laugh go see "the Hangover". I have gone twice. LMFAO! And Bradley Cooper makes any womans pants melt right off! When he walks into the suite with his black suit, black shirt and that tan & sunglasses, DAYUM! Thats it, "where did my pants go"?

Anonymous said...

Bradley Cooper doesn't make my pants melt off. I don't like the looks of this movie either.I liked Borat but this looks like a steaming pile of shit. I'm sick of all the hype and promoting. He looks like an arrogant
asshole .

Anonymous said...

I thought I was the only one who hated Borat and this Bruno character. If this guy can't get any regular acting jobs he should just quit.

Dirty Disher said...

He should just stay home and take care of his kid while his wife works. She's cool. He's a dumbass.

Anonymous said...

hes a very rich dumbass tho! This silly escapades stuff sells because of reality TV making the public less particular about what they watch now. Like we will settle for anything these days. They truly do not make movies the way they used to. It's like they are a dime a dozen and the actors make about a billion dollars per movie. How is that possible? Isn't that throwing money down a rathole? Wouldnt they learn better next time and pay the actors minimum wage or something? I mean, how do they keep on, keep on making the money they do? People are not paying to see them anymore. Red Box $1

Anonymous said...

DD, is it because he's portraying a gay Austrian fashionista? LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

"I HATE HIM"...LMFAO!!! Good one!

Nina said...

This guy grates on my nerves as well.

But I do wish I had just one Elvis impersonator in my clan...I think that would sort of rock!

Anonymous said...

Yea, you got something against Austria??

Dirty Disher said...

Fuck that, Nina..you have no idea how crazy my family is. The one Elvis impersonator is the sane one of the bunch. At least he gets paid to be stupid. And there's always the innevitable..handing me a guitar and requesting Tammy Wynett. WTF, I am not Tammy Wynett. They don't want to hear my songs. They want me to pretend I'm Tammy or Loretty and they slap blond wigs on my head when I try and comply for the sake of peace, and they laugh like brain damaged hyenas. . They're fucking lame and stupid assholes.

Dirty Disher said...

And that's how Eric and I came to write "I beg your pardon, I never promised you a BIG HARDON"...we used to fuck with them and their dumbass family concerts. Now he's gone and I face it alone.

Anonymous said...

His interview as Ali G with Posh and Becks was hilarious!!!

I watch it every once in a while and crack up every time. Posh was so cute and funny in there. Just awesome, loved her.

TVsnark said...

YES! I can't stand him!!

I want to like him because he's Jewish but I DON'T. (However, I love his wife, Isla Fisher).

He's obnoxious, gross (well, that's okay) and he seems to saturate the media with whatever he's promoting.

I think Bruno looks like Stewart from MadTV.

Dirty Disher said...

He does look like Stewart! "Look what I can do!" Dur.

Melissa said...

Completely agree. He makes my skin crawl and want to punch him in the face. I'm half English and understand British humour at times but, my lawdy lawd, he needs to just go. The way Benny Hill should have gone years ago, in my opinion.

10doll said...

I think he's hilarious! On one of the promos,he says he chose an ethnic name for his black baby. OJ. Cracks me up!

Bill said...

He makes me laugh. The way he gets real people to say silly shit. Didnt think I would like Borat but my daughters got me to watch, it had both me and Kim (wife) LAUGHING.

Unknown said...

WOW I thought I was the only one not buying this bruno crap. glad I'm not alone.

Maureen said...

Haven't seen any of his schtik, but my only thought was, if you make a whole movie pretending to be gay, you probably are. Just come ou of the closet and own it!

Dirty Disher said...

I think he's gay too.

Anonymous said...

He's not gay... he just had a baby with Isla Fisher, his longtime girlfriend.