I want there to be impossible flowers, untended. I want candles everywhere. I want trees to be replaced over night. I want a boob lift and a tummy tuck with no surgery. I want everyone to see fairies. I want to learn to drink. I want the world to be pretty and seasons to change every day. I want people to be nice to animals. I want to have a law that owning pets is a privilege and you have to pass a test to get a pet. So, pets are a big deal and not everyone can have them. And anyone who mistreats a pet gets the same treatment and prison and can never ever own a pet again. Oh, and I want to wear funny hats and no one laughs. In my world, everyone wears funny hats. And no one fights and no one is angry. And there are no stupid people. Stupid people are banished to Stupid Island and they can't breed. And whoever builds the biggest snowman, in July, becomes King. And Rocky Horror is shown in the park, free, every night.
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Sounds good to me.
where do I sign up?
Can we extend the pet law to children too? I think some people should have to take a test before reproducing.
YES!
Can I live in your world? :) And I totally second Biz's suggestion that the law extends to children. Some people just shouldn't breed.
Can I live in your world? :) And I totally second Biz's suggestion that the law extends to children. Some people just shouldn't breed.
Sorry for the double post. I was excited, apparently.
I am totally for the pet laws. I just about came undone on a dumb bitch Sunday went I went out to eat. She tied her dog up outside in 112 plus degree heat to go in and eat. She did not stay as I threw a fit. Someone should have taken her shoes off and let her stand on the hot ground. People just don't care.
I hope you reamed her. I think you did. Heh.
And the number 1 rule in my world..all children shall be children and they will all be happy.
I was gonna say that too, Biz, about "license to breed" lol!
Yeah I'm in. Where to get my membership/badge?
Hold on...you aren't the queen of the world? Why do I still have the statue up?
can cigeretts not smell and everywhere be a smoking section?
lol, I think you cracked. :-) But it sounds like a nice life anyway.
You do that because you're crabbie. If I could figure you out, I WOULD be queen of the world.
Yes, smoking is IN again and no one complains and butts contain vitamins. And anyone who smokes lives for 120 years.
And yes, I'm cracked. I glued the pieces back together and put on a hat.
you also forgot to decree that all Chocolate & Haagen Daaz be calorie & fat free in Pat world.
Yeah sounds nice and all but then us bitchy people would only be able to bitch about not having anything to bitch about so then would begin looking around to find a child to kick so we could blame it on the dog...my glass use to be full of water until I threw it at someone.
Connie
LOL'ed till I snorted @ connie!
I REALLY like the no calories in chocolate. Good deal on kids too!
This is getting better and better.
can you make it so you lose weight by eating tasty kakes?oh, and hostess cakes too?
Yeah, bring on those ho ho's!!!
I was with you til the smoking thing! ;) But if they don't smell and cause longevity we have no problem!! This sounds like a good world to me. Where do I get my hat??
LMAO @ Connie.
Yep, no calorie anything. Sugar would cause weight loss.
Non smokers, hmm. We'd be invisible to them!
Get your hat at the grocery store. Hats would be sold everywhere.
August is coming. Newbies don't know what that means here. Do they? heh heh. I have an August tradition on the blog and it's gonna be fuuuuuuuuuun! Well, for me anyway.
Love the beanie, DD! Since we're making wishes...I'd like a self cleaning house, a husband who loves to cook and Valium-infused tap water. Amen.
Heh heh. Poof, it is granted. I was gonna say Valium trees, but, I thought I'd better not..LMAO!
Can I add something?
The flax seeds and protein powders and raw kale that I have to consume to counteract my cigarette habit shall taste like cheesecake!!
OHHH, I have chills running up my spin just thinking about this. Valium infused water!
What's going on in Aug? Should I be scared?
Morphine enhanced bubblegum! Non addictive and FREE! Comes in your mailbox just like junk fliers.
Screw Tylenol pm!
Silly lady!
How about THCheetos???
ROFL!
Okay, I want cigarettes to be all that and be laced with marijuana. Might as well be extra happy..oh and it is legal.
You can drink all the whiskey you want, you get a good buzz but the moment you get in your car, it goes away. Then when you get out of your car, it comes back. Plus no nasty hangover in the morning.
LOL.
Geez if this is a wish list then can we include an instant solution to stretch marks? And husbands with an on/off switch for their mouths? .... Oh and a way to intravenously deliver chocolate to your system?
Absolutley..all of them. Let's see, and everyone gets their dream man, with no hassle.
Or, dream girl..I do have a few men on here.
Already got my dream man...How about a 24 hour maid service that is paid by the government? And all the maids are ugly and unfuckable to our spouses and significant others.
yeah, intravenous chocolate would work.
okay, i'll take a far off quiet corner of your world please! :-)
And a wallet that is never empty.
Pat;
You ARE Queen Of The World. It's just that the rest of the world doesn't know it yet.
PS (I would give my left nut to live next door to you. . . if I had one.)
Oh, I'd love to live there...
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I'm coming to your world DD!!
AND..all of you would live next door to me! We'd be a neighborhood! That'd be so cool. I'm very quiet, you'll like me as a neighbor..and I have free tomatos.
Maids from the government is awesome. I want mine to be Kate Gosselin. Clean that up Kate, I said now! I'm exhausted!
Put my vote in for you as Queen! I would like it to be sunny most days and rain only at night (for the garden)
It could rain on me though, right?
exhaustedish, DD, exhaustedish.
dirtydisher said...
AND..all of you would live next door to me! We'd be a neighborhood! That'd be so cool. I'm very quiet, you'll like me as a neighbor..and I have free tomatos.
July 15, 2009 12:46:00 AM GST
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DD;
I will feed, water, and walk all of the neighborhood dogs and cats!!
Also, I'll be your Court Jester!!
You can pay me in tomatoes and melons.
I will entertain your mother when she is getting on your nerves.
You can pay me in corn and readings.
Heidi;
You should be paid in GOLD for that!!!
Count me in too! RHPS! YESS!
In your virtual world, no injuries, unkind words or tears. No hunger, no fucking GD wars, no men running every GD thing, Women run EVERYTHING, no periods, no PMS, no Menopause, anything with the word "men" on the front of it is strickly forbidden, there are lots of them! And every time you smile you get gold deposited to your fairy bank. No husbands, just lovers and "free tomatoes"! I am packing now. When does the train leave?
Yeah..No periods! No Pms. And definitely no Pap smears!
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