Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Is there anyone this chick wouldn't marry?


Does Holly sleep in a wedding gown and cry in her sleep? Has Kendra's wedding put her over the edge? Is there seriously anything she won't marry? Wax Elvis, a garden gnome, a park bench, a garbage can, the sorting hat from Hogwarts, a corn tumor, Hugh Hefner, a box of senile rocks..wait.. the last two were the same thing.

17 comments:

Unknown said...

That woman is creeping me out. Dunno what to think of her.

Corina said...

i kinda feel bad for her. although WTF is she doing here?? even i'm not ballsy enough to prance around in a wedding gown...

TVsnark said...

Sad really.

Anonymous said...

She is the "equate" to Jennifer Anniston.

Anonymous said...

I loved the pics of Kendra at her wedding, they were so cute! Holly-not so much.

Mags

Anonymous said...

I can't stop thinking about your dog problem. Have you tried to contact any Iowan breed rescues for German shepherds/Jack russel terriers? That way you could free them without getting two new dogs.

Anonymous said...

that gnome kinda looks like hef....sb

Anonymous said...

anon 8:08 .. I agree

Roxanne said...

Holly is not the one blessed with any personality. Thus, her friends are wax & cement. Kinda like her...

MonicaW42 said...

I can't figure Holly out. She went from 83 year old wrinkly balls to Chris Angel douche wear. Speaking of douche wear, Jon G is available Holly. They could have a reality within a reality tv show, Kate Hates Jon And "The Girls" Next Door In Their Crooked Houses.

mich said...

I think a wax Elvis would probably be a step up for Holly...

Dirty Disher said...

Holly and Jon might make the perfect pair. Brilliant. They're both fame whores. She wants kids..he'd HAVE to marry her though. Someone has to marry her soon or her head will explode.

Dirty Disher said...

9:41:00 AM, I promise you, I'm watching out for them now. I just checked them and their water and they aren't hungry. That's the best I can do. I know it isn't right, but, in the eyes of the law there is nothing illegal there.

Anonymous said...

She's lookin desperate alright. It's kinda wierd when a person can look so good but can't find a man to marry her.

Roxanne said...

THAT doesnt even resemble Elvis! Not even.

Anonymous said...

anon 2:59:00 PM, i think it's that air of desperation that puts men off...jen aniston and Holly..both gorgeous but both single....

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jen Aniston and Holly could marry each other. They are both desperate attention whores. Sounds like a good match to me.