That's what 56 looks like. In fact, in my world, that's not bad for 56. You can click it...don't hurt yourself though. I am no longer going to be left out of pictures for vanity. It's ridiculous. Age will catch up with everyone, there is no escape. I didn't fix my hair, fuck it. You know what I really hate? I hate how the boobs move south. I always have to buy extra large shirts because of the stupid boobs and I know that makes women look bigger. I'd have a boob reduction in a heartbeat if I could afford it. I don't exactly live in the fashion capitol of the world. This here is my lawn mowin' outfit. The rain kept me from that chore. And no one puts on makeup to mow, do they?
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Answering a comment..And I haven't had a man in 15 years because I don't want one. I suck at relationships. I love being alone. But, it doesn't matter what you look like, you can always find a man if you want one. Always. Own a vagina? You can have a man.
Love the photo title "crazybuitch.jpg"
You are beautiful and I stand by what I said.
Ok so a little bitchy and crazy but so what.
"Own a vagina?"
LMAO! SO true.
BTW, Loved the pictures.... You Rock DD!
Thanks. I suddenly feel better..I mean, who cares? It's not like I have some man on the net I'm lying to. And I'm one of these weirdos who actually meets people from the net. I've met several clients that way.
I think you look great. Funny how sometimes the way we see ourselves is so different than how others see us.
I do think your hard on yourself.
Wish I had your hair....and your garden, lol!
the vagina comment is so true and if you have your own home too then there will always be a man sniffing around, they are like parasites that way.
Did you get my e-mail? I put dirtydisher in the subject.
You and I are wearing the same outfit today. :)
LOL Naseem. I'm sure you look awesome in it. Now I have to clean up, wear decent clothes and make up and take another one. I think I'll wait for a work day, since I always clean up on work days.
Me, I'll go look for your email.
That's frighteningly close to my mow the grass outfit.
you rock DD!!!
I don't know about any of you, but some days I can look really pretty and other days it just hurts to look in the mirror. Mostly, I think I look pretty good for my age. if I had an extra $6,000.00 I would definately get upper and lower eye surgery. Why do our looks change so much from day to day? Men seem to always look the same.
Pat,
I had a reduction about 8 years ago and I'm still loving it!!! I hated carrying those things around.
Meanwhile, the Boob Fairy has firmly planted herself in my 10 year old daughter's bedroom. I already see stretch marks. She's going to be big. G-d help her.
As someone with massive tits I sympathise completely about the large tops thing. I can't wear high necked t-shirts cause it makes me look like a whale but apart from the t-shirt/boob issue :) you look good.
I think you look beautiful.
Getting to know and appreciate you is sort of like visiting a wild, untamed beach. You have to navigate the shifting sands, climb past some rocky spots and watch out for sharp edges but once you reach the waters edge you're emersed in the gentle waves and tidal flow of a natural wonder. It's all good until the next hurrican blows through! LOL
I think your doing this was a big step toward something but I doubt if I'll ever know what...
Thanks for sharing.
Oh, my. So poetic. I hardly deserve that.
Crabbie, since when do you mow the lawn at your apartment??
And hey, I made a lot of money off those puppies before they went south.
fat pig whore. you should kill yourself. fat pig whore. DIE
I prefer slut, thanks.
Pat- You mentioned you've met several clients via the 'net. Were they local or did they travel?
I'm curious.. what's the furthest a client has traveled for a 'sit down' with you?
And by the way, I love every single one of your pix, think you're gorgeous and thank you for sharing (yet again) with those of us who adore you.
The ones I have met came from the area. Most of my clients are from the area, but, they travel to get to me because it's really rural. I have some that make it a day and rent a bus, they have whole ladies clubs that visit. I have one client from Texas who flies in to see me twice a year and one from Cali and also New York. I have a whole group of Clay Mates who visit as they travel to see Clay. I've met such great people.
Anonymous at 6:33pm
Why do you post at a place where everyone thinks you're a total fucking retard?
Whothefuck is this retard?
Anonymous you need more meds. Or less meds. Something.
They've been coming in from Baby Mama's site. Some of them are her. They find me at Moons. I think they're so retarded.
I can sympathize with the big knockers. I will be saving for a reduction, I'm tired of my damn back hurting all the time!!! And shopping sucks! lol. but I'm not bitter.
Daphne
AND it's time for Crabbie to post a picture! Of himself!
Well someone should take a rusty spork and carve 'retard' into Anonymous's fucking forehead -
She's giving me a fucking headache.
tv...toes...my poor daughter got all the boobs that I did not! It started when she was in 3rd grade! She's thin,a size 3, tall,5-8 & a 34D-DD. She hates them too. Has a hard time buying clothes. Altho she always looks fabulous cuz she knows how to use what she's got w/o looking cheap. She's classy & fabulous thank god. She wants a reduction as well. She said esp if she ever has a baby! Right now she's 23 & still getting the "why aren't you modeling for Victorias Secret or Playboy". She likes that & hates it too. Alot! You never know how people mean what they say. Just be sure to always always buy your daughter very good bras. I have run up my VS card high because she has to wear good support. Start as soon as she can wear any cup size. Support those babies and they will take longer to get droopy. Good luck & watch how she dresses. Girls with BOOBs get remarks made about them that are totally uncalled for & inappropriate, from boys & girls. Girls will be jealous too, boys will like to stare. get used to it.
That is what I wear when I am out in the yard too.
I have lived here for almost twelve years. My neighbors have seen me. They know my deal. I have gone outside in my pjs and slippers to pick a tomato at it as 2pm..LOL
Yep. You know what irks me? I have a girl friend who weighs the same as me and she's still considered little and cute. My boobs are a handicap and I hate them now. And hell yes my back hurts and my shoulders. I vever wanted to show that on here, but, that's reality. I'm sick of hiding it.
Pat,
You can read peoples auras and see possible paths through the tarot. I see the poems in the people.
Anon 6:33's poem just keeps blinking, "asshole"...Sort of like a dilapadated neon sign on an hourly rate motel, beside a septic treatment plant, with poor drainage....Looks bad, feels worse and stinks...
A person can wear mow the lawn clothes without mowing the lawn can't they?
True, crabbie. You can mow your imaginary lawn naked. Send us a picture.
Nina, you have a nice gift there. You really do.
I got the boobs too. My mom is a-cup. I got the c and up.
Now, I'd be okay with huge tits if they were high and round (pretty sure hubby'd be okay with it to)! Good thing a good bra can do wonders.
Pat, funny how this post got turned to the big boob issue, i know them all to well through my mother and sister but i got two small fried eggs and wish i could fill up the little sacks with some saline! LOL I am 40 and nursed both my kiddo's so this is what i am left with! Hey, do you have health insurance, if you do you could get a doctor to approve a reduction if you have back issues and indentations of bra straps in your shoulders from the weight of your breast, i know two ladies who were able to get reductions paid by their insurance but only partially, they had to cover a certain percentage on their own.
But back to you, there is something very haunting and beautiful about your eyes, no matter what age. You are beautiful on many levels, kinda' in the way Nina described it in her poetic words! I know you were not looking for folks to give you their opinion on your photos but we did anyway! I cannot wait to get a garden going, i was looking at old video I am dubbing from VHS to DVD and my Dad had a beautiful garden and i see it in all the videos. My fondest memory of home gardens is of my grandfather's garden in Argentina, he use to take me on a walk through his garden when he was checking for bugs and ripeness, he kept a salt shaker in his pocket and he would find a beautiful ripe tomato and take it off the vine pour ice cold well water on it to clean it off and then shake some salt on it and hand it to me to eat! this ritual with my grandfather and the taste of that fresh delicious tomato have stayed in my mind all these years and because of that i am always in search of that perfect tomato that will bring back the taste of that memory!
ali
Oh, I remember eating dinner from the garden many times. As a kid and I always took a salt shaker with me.
Pat, I think you look just perfect.
*******I prefer slut, thanks.******
BWAHHAHAHAHAHA! You slay me :)
You are a beautiful gal, inside and out. You, in a word, ROCK!
LOL @ fried eggs.....
Girls will be jealous too, boys will like to stare. get used to it.
My jr. high, high school and beyond!!!
I remember well.
I'll always make sure she wears a good bra. I always did. She now wears undershirts with bras built in. By the end of the summer I think she'll be ready for a real bra.
Fifth grade!
I've been checking her pits for growth. ha ha, just the pits, man!
Own a vagina? You can have a man.
LMAO!!!!
You look at least 65... your friends here just don't wanna say it but I'm sure they're thinking the same thing.
So, anon, is it not ok to look your age and be proud of it? is it ok to hide your age at *any* cost? Right.
I looked into the augmentation thing and it looked like they were filleting a fish. I felt ever cut they made as I watched. As bad as I want it, I just can't say O.K. let's do it.
When I was growing up in the 60's, I always wonder why my grandmother wore belted dresses. Now I know. It was to keep from getting bruises on her knees!
Did anyone have a mom with falsies? My sister and I found my mom's and we were wearing them like caps. We were faster than she was so it took her a while to catch us. But she was laughing so hard she didn't do us anything.
We use to do a lot of stuff like that. And then we realized our dad was instigating most of it.
We didn't have much, but we had a lot of laughs!
And I wish that ASS that keeps making remarks would get cramps in her hands!
Hey Crabbie--good to hear from you! Guess I'll have the image of your lawn care costume in my head for a while!
I feel you big time on the big boob issue! Right now I'm pregnant with our third and once I'm done breastfeeding I told my husband I am having a reduction. He doesn't want me to, (such a man) but he just doesn't get it. They're DDD cups. I would give anything to have small, round, rock hard, perky boobs! I've never had them!
-Mary
Wow. Your garden is GORGEOUS.
Think you look great and so does your garden.
I loved when you changed formats to blog about your life and the garden instead of self-centered celebrities. It has been such a pleasure to learn more about you, your family and your work. We have a lot in common.
It's been a whole lot more fun for me too.
12:43:00, aren't my friends nice? Don't you wish you had some?
ummm I think Miss Lucy would have put on Make-Up to mow, and she would do it for you for a mere 9.1 million.
You look GREAT!!!
Connie
I look like shit..I don't care anymore. I'm so sick of net bullshit. Connie, you're one of the few people that doesn;t play that net picture game. I've had guys send me pictures I know were 30 years old. Like yeah, right buddy.
Dishy is beautiful, but the smokes need to go...they arent good for you!
Eat me.
Anonymous said...
fat pig whore. you should kill yourself. fat pig whore. DIE
July 9, 2009 6:33:00 PM GST You first bitch!
12:43 Anon-
Actually, I'm sitting here thinking why an adult would ever say that they hoped someone would kill themselves or just straight out die? What has she done to you, that's so bad,it warrants the need for her to die?
I also have large breasts & my hubs is loving them. He suggested I get a push up bra to look sexy. If I got my girls in a push up bra & cinched them up tight I wouldn't be able to see,much less look sexy.
5:58 with3love said...
Dishy is beautiful, but the smokes need to go...they arent good for you!
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dirtydisher said...
Eat me.
Forgot to say that your "Eat Me" comment,made me giggle.
Honestly.
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