Thursday, July 2, 2009

My corn is making ears


All these picture programs are a pile of crap. Name one, I'll bet I have it and they all suck my ass. Irfanview is the only one worth a shit for just cropping and resizing and it's broken and won't reload. I'll work on it tomorrow, I'm too pissed off right now. I'm blaming it on blogger...it seems reasonable somehow. Anyway, I have baby corn...and peas and more tomato's. Gawd, my hand looks like Madonna's. Ewww. Oh, well, if you think that's bad, I'll post my bare ass. If I had a decent picture program. I think I'll go watch the TP Boys, or House. Why do women love House so much? He's such an ass.

19 comments:

shmedelle said...

IMO, ACDSee Pro is the best.

Melissa said...

Yeah, but he's a hot ass... Melissa

Anonymous said...

more people need to watch TPB's! i love when ricky 'borrows' the guy from rush!! "i just borrowed him" "play that diane sawyer song"

rickyisms always brighten the day!

Melissa said...

And still so envious of your crops... I am still waiting for my tomatoes to come in (just blooming right now), the beans are blooming with nothing and the cuke is dead. Next year will be better, right... I SUCK at gardening and the worst part, is I really want to make it happen. If I didn't care, I would laugh it off. But I do... Shit.

sammom2 said...

You are back!!!! Iknow you never left but it is nice to be here! You really need to consider writing all of this down in book form--- I would so read about your life- damn you are so interesting. I am not a BLOG person but I feel I know you!

Pat said...

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO! I fixed it!!!!!!!! I am so friggin happy. Whew. shmedelle ACDSee looks like Kodak Album and Picasa and many others..they work, but, they load too much for small jobs. Irfanview is small, quick, simple and it kicks butt. Best think I've found for cropping and resizing. Bing, Bing, and you're done. No farting around. Ahhh, I have a blog that works and pics that work..I am one happy camper.

Dirty Disher said...

rmcm4 ...I'm glad youre back!!!

And ya'll need to come over for a tomato samich anytime.

Unknown said...

Those cherries look yummmmmmmay!!!!

@misstia, I always love me some Rush references!!! (and some Alex Lifeson too!)

Nadine said...

"House" is definitely NOT for me.... I'm a McDreamy fan..... :)

valle said...

you are the best gardener!i swear if i look at my garden cockeyed ,5 plants drop dead immediately.

Anonymous said...

Because when he's not being an ass, he's got a lot of charisma.

And how do your hands look like Madonna's ??? I don't see the resemblance.

Anonymous said...

love House - it was voted the #1 tv show apparently.

Not to worry DD(Pat) whichever you choose lol, - we will follow you to whatever forum/blog you make

crystal

Unknown said...

there's nothing wrong with that grumpy asshole. I love House too.

Pat said...

Nadine and her McDreamy, we wouldn't fight over men, that's for sure. McDreamy has a hot smile, but, he's too high maintenance. Give House a pill, some tits, a guitar and a piss jug and he'd be happy.

Pat said...

I puzzle over the good gardener comments, because I don't do much. I just plant it. But, when I was young I couldn't garden. I had other things to do and I ignored the garden. Now I'm old and I think my garden knows I like it.

Jenn said...

GIMP is a pretty good photograph editor I find it similar to photoshop which I have but can never understand, I haven't really used gimp all that much just to clone some stuff out of photos but its free and seems to be a pretty well liked program.. and its free!

GIMP website: www.gimp.org | Free optional plugins / scripts: www.registry.gimp.org

here's a link to a website that has tips on how to do different things, this particular tutorial is how to clone items out but it seems if you navigate around the site there are more tips.
http://www.novell.com/coolsolutions/feature/15037.html

p.s I love your garden and your blog I ready everyday!

Jenn

Jenn said...

and by ready everyday I mean read... ha

Bayou Jane said...

I wondered when someone would mention a good tomato sandwich. Those are the best.

And one vote for House---maybe it's Vicodine envy! I'm just joking-maybe!

Unknown said...

Did you ever load Picassa. It's free and it is user friendly. It wants to create a library, so I let it. But I don't use it for that. I only use it to modify pics. I also LOVE Lightroom. Awesome program! And of course I use photoshop. So each picture of mine that you see, has usually been touched by three programs! LOL
K