I was getting the coffee ready this morning and getting set to head out to the garden when a cat scratched at my door and meowed. Irritated, I opened the door to tell which every goofy cat it was off, but, I stopped in my tracks...looking..it was Bonnie. Bonnie is a favorite of the old ladies and she's been living with them for about 20 years. She's a nice old cat, but, it was odd to see her. Bonnie quickly limped away from me, looking back to make sure I followed her and then she went to Mom's door. She kept looking at me and then the door. I was still groggy, but, I realized she wanted my mom. Bonnie was hurt and she had come to get help. Bonnie is a weird old cat, she's nice and not a pain in the ass or anything, but, Bonnie never comes to me or my house. She tolerates me, but, won't get within 20 feet of me, which suits me fine. So, why today?*
Because Mom couldn't hear her, that's why. Gowd, it creeps me out when the cats are that smart. She knew Mom and Aunt Ruth were not able to hear her cry outside their door, so she came and got me, and let me know I was supposed to tell them she was home. I had to go near her to get to Mom's door and of course, she took off, limping into the shrubs. So, I went in and told Mom she was out there and needed help. Mom said I wasn't funny. She said Bonnie is dead, she's been gone for months. I said, well, fuck me, she's right there and I pointed to the bush. I tried calling her out, but, she wouldn't come to me. I could see her face under there though, there's no mistaking the face of a cat who's lived here 20 years. Mom couldn't see her at all and she got pissed at me. She said, "I don't know what you're seeing this time, but, you're going to break your Aunt Ruth's heart talking like Bonnie is out here."
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I was so irritated. We've gone through this a million times, ever since I was little. She never sees what I see and to tell you the truth, I didn't know what I was seeing either. I get so tired of the things I see and hear, it just makes a person weary. Dead damn cats now? So I went in, slammed my door and got a cup of coffee. Stupid old ladies and their stupid cats! I peeked out the window and as soon as Mom got her old butt out to the bushes, who should come limping out, weak with relief to see HER person? Yep. Bonnie. The real live Bonnie. She leapt into Mom's arms. Mom is like the Pied Piper of cats.
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Ha! It wasn't more of my paranormal bullshit. I should gloat, but, the old ladies are too joyful at the reunion and Bonnie is happy back in her box of newspaper on their porch. With a banquet of tuna and milk. The door is open in case Bonnie feels like sleeping in a real bed. I'm still amazed that the old cat figured out how to get me to do her errand for her, even though she doesn't really trust me. And I sure won't tell mom I stepped over her sleeping dog as I was taking this photo. The dog has been buried for 10 years. Bonnie won't tell. I just wish Mom could talk to and understand people like she does cats.
13 comments:
animals are smart! years and years ago i would feed stray cats in the neighborhood i lived in at the time...they were totally feral cats, but they came when i called them...
one day i open the back door to feed them and the 2 female kitties were sitting there with a little kitten in front of them and they looked at me, then down at the kitten, looked at me, then down at the kitten and then they took off running....it was one of their kittens who was ill and they brought it to me to take care of....
Cats know things. It always weirds me out when they look at you like they know what you're thinking. Their intelligence is another reason I get mad at them around here. They fuck with me on purpose. They plan it out.
Nobody better than YOU to know that cats know you understand them... you might not like them but you understand them... as well as other animals, so just accept it and stop trying to confuse yourself :)
Hugsssssssssssssssssssssss my friend..... now go climb over the "sleeping" dog and check on Bonnie...
I like them fine if they leave me alone. I'm not a cat hater. We have some really evil ones around here though, not kidding. Those bastards are Satan with fur.
Our previous neighbors had a young cat who they really didn't care about. They had her, but didn't really want her or bond with her. On the coldest night of the year I heard something outside our front porch, and found little Buddha sitting there. She stared at me so intently, and I fixed her a warm box with blanket on our porch. She zipped out the screen door and stood outside staring at me, and then led me across the way, to her "home". I realized she was trying to get me to help her be heard, and I rang the doorbell for her. When Susie opened the door, I explained how cold it was outside, and that I thought Buddha should be inside. I also tried telling Susie what a smart kitty she had, but she was having none of it, and yelled at Buddha, "well, get in!". The little kitty waited until she was told to come in. She understood what was said. Smart little thing.
Awwww!!!
Cats are smart. They do what they want when they want, and know whats best for them around humans. They are not trying to please you. Cats are boss LOL!!
Wow Bonnie looks good for being 20+ years LOL. But yea cats..well animals in general are very smart, it's definitely crazy when you realize the depth of their intelligence and abilities to communicate with humans.
Yeah, when I posted that I figured people would think I was exagerating, but, no, she really is over 20 years old.
Happy Cat is about 16. They seem to live forever around here.
On the Real Housewives of New Jersey,Dina has the hairless cat named Grandma Wrinkles & that cat is not a pretty animal. I don't like or dislike cats,but they always look like they are tryig to figure out how to kill me in the most efficient way possible.
trying not tryig
They probably are.
DirtyDisher I am a new fan of yours!
Where can I see more of your paintings? I heart them. :o)
Thank you for sharing this story. I loved it!
I had a friend who accidentally backed over her son's kitten in the driveway. The poor little things head was smashed flat. She was to upset to move the body and left it for her husband.
When the husband came home he couldn't find it. They figured that an animal had carried the body off.
Two months later she heard a meow at the door. Yep. Standing there (with a very flat head) was the little kitten. She was dirty and hungry but alive!
My friend was completely freaked out to say the least.
I have two Maine Coons. One thinks he is a dog and the other thinks he is a real boy.
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