Brand new fire hydrant sitting in the weeds. All the houses on this block have been burned down. The last time the fire department burned one they got tired of pissing around and had this put in. Now it sits there, all red and shiny in a vacant lot. I wonder what they're planning on saving with it? Weed? McDonalds wrappers? Whatever, it's the only brand new thing in Guntown, aren't we impressed?*
If my house caught fire, I'd have to get out the garden hose, because no one's putting in a fire hydrant on blocks where Guntowner's actually live. That would be like encouraging fleas at the country club. Our city officials understand subtleties. Fortunately, most Guntowner's don't or someone would be getting an ass whoopin' right on the steps of City Hall about now.
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Who is your mayor, Sarah Palin? No fire hydrants? What's next? Rape victims paying for their own rape kits?
What are they? A bunch of Libertarians?
This is one min. long, worth the click.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QDv4sYwjO0
Maybe it's time for you to run for city council LOL
When my mom's house was struck by lightning, time was lost putting the fire out, as several of the fire hydrants do not work in this area. The fire fighters scrambled trying to find one that did. I noticed they now are labeled in some areas as non-working. Budget cuts.
I remember that and she has the most beautiful big old house. These city suckers! Like the brand new one they spent money on where no one lives? All because they wanted to play there.
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