Soulja Boy posted this on Twitter. Yawn. I'm all for giant peen, if you meet a dude you're into and he has a package...bonus! But, I've never met a chick yet who threw a guy she was into out of the house because he has a small weener. Please, Soulja Boy, I once owned a pricey set of golf clubs. I never did figure out what they were for.*
When will men get a clue?
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Looks fake. Prolly a sock rolled up real tight.
Doesn't matter. Women are not into it.
I should say most women. Normal women. He would have been better off with a purdy face and deep eyes shot. I think men are really stupid sexually. They don't think like their prey. A good hunter thinks like a deer.
Oh you said it. Get a goddam clue! I wish guys would stop fixating on their penises the way they think we do. I could care less. I disregard any guy who brings his stats into the conversation at any time. X'd off the list just like that. Why don't you tell another guy I'm sure he'd care more.
Those same guys..never know how to fuck and they aren't teachable.
Even if it's real, a dick that's too big is as bad as a dick that's too small. Either way, he can only please himself.
LOL. I'm sure he does that really well and is convinced women want the same thing.
Men think they need a big schlong. It's the ego thing. I would rather have 6 inches of slow burn than 11 inches of rocket blast.
My husband had to pass my test before I went out on a second date with him. I am like Goldie Locks and the 3 bears. It has to be just right. You have a man put his middle finger (hopefully he has one) and touch as far down to his wrist as possible and then measure from where it touched up to the tip of his fingertip and that is his size. Works everytime. It's a good thing I am not a man, I would only pack 4.5 inches. Now if any of you test this out tonight, please let me know it still works.
BWAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, I've met a couple of small penises that got the job done and exceeded expectations. And a couple of big ones that were useless.
"gifted" men think they don't need to work because they are big. Smaller men make sure they do it right.
They don't think like their prey. A good hunter thinks like a deer.
so true. this pic is SUCH a turn off.. ugh.
they think it should be big cause that's where their brain is.That thing is the center of their universe (and they think ours too). BTW, would you have not moved the roll of TP out of the shot of your wang?
I agree 100% with every one of you, but in all fairness SB's still a kid. Teenage boys are notorious for buying into the notion that 'bigger is better'.
Maybe a few years will teach him otherwise, but in the meantime he'll likely continue to shove a Thighmaster up his shorts and put it on Twitter.
oh yeah, and if that thing is real, I would run fast and hard. It looks like a goddamn baby arm stuck in there.
Oh God...thanks for yet another LOL. Soulja boy showing off his peen in da shorts. You know that shit ain't sitting in his pants like that. So, what...did he get it all happy then tuck it back in??? Silly silly wannabe gangsta...
My last boyfriend had a giant dick. He was a skinny white boy vegan, had a voice like Barry White and had been with the same woman for 12 years before me. ( I should have sent her a thank you note) He was into all that fancy Tantric sex.
Best sex I ever had. I'm ruined now. I'm not willing to gamble on a possible small one. I don't date, or have sex anymore. My family thinks I'm a Dyke, not true, I just miss the big one.
It is not the size but what they can do with it.
Why do men think that pics like this excite women?
The new thing now is guys sending pics of their peens in a text message. My friend (45yr) started talking to this guy. They went out for coffee. Slow getting to know each other thing. The next day he sent her a pic of his dick. Totally turned her off. She forwarded to everybody she knew! ROFL
That's not new. I used to get those from chat rooms. Click.
And in all fairness, women are as fucked up as men, but, we learn. If a hunter must think like a deer..then the deer must learn not to walk right in to the blind.
I'm sorry but the roll of bathroom tissue on the counter is not helping the situation at all! What an idiot!
Mags
Fashion designers must hate men built like that. It would completely warp the cut of a nice pair of slacks...
That is the oddest pose to take while looking in the mirror. Are you sure he was sending it to a woman?. I think SB may have a little sugar in his britches.
I worked in Tajikistan for over a year (yes, on the road to Dushanbee!). While there, I dated one woman almost for the entire time I was there. She was a little older and worked as a nurse for some of the military personnel there.
Fraternization was not allowed, so we would sneak and meet every day I was in town. She taught me things that in my 35 years of mindless sex acts I had simply not allowed myself to learn. I am 41 years old now and understand about communication and nurturing a relationship. Too many men talk about banging and tagging and how lucky their girls are....riiight.
Thank you Saloua!
Jarhead
Jarhead, ya make me proud..lol. No really, you listened and learned and that's a gift. He posted it on Twitter for all of us..nice of him. Cough.
Mags, the TP roll is such a turn on isn't it? It's like portrait of the next girl friend.
Since the toilet paper is on the counter, JUST MAYBE it's the toilet paper holder in his shorts...just saying.
First off, he probably can't get hard - just sorta-hard.
Second, it can only go in so far. And TOTALLY agree that guys like this usually fuck like jackhammers.
I choose a Dildo over this shit any day.
Yeah, real long dicks are uncomfortable and that jackhammer stuff is retarded,
Maybe he was gonna be needin' the TP as soon as he took the pic. Finish his biznaz with his little friend. Know what I'm sayin'??...ewww!!! I think his dick looks skinny. Long & skinny. Not good. Remember in Heavyweights? Ben Stiller announced over the loudspeaker that he was gonna make them all "Skinny winners"...the guys wake up & yell? "Skinny weiners"??? LMAO! Great movie!
That is ALL young guys think about, and old guys. It never stops.
lol most women are just happy to get action!! lol
crystal
there once was a boy from Nantucket
who's dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if my ear were a cunt I would fuck it
As a man I can state that sex is a selfish act for us. We want to get laid and get going...it just feels so natural to sleep or flee afterwards. Man's penis serves as conscience, judge, jury and master of everything we think and do.
I can remember some of my moves when I was younger and before I met Saloua. I was famous for lines such as; "wake me up later", or my personal favorite; "hurry up so we can both finish"--romantic, eh?. That is the reality of Man, and to make it even clearer, Gustave Flaubert wrote a novel titled " Madame Bovary"- here is a bit of enlightenment from that book;
" to cultivate that special brutality which comes from the habit of breaking down half-hearted resistances which keep one fit and tickle one's vanity; high blooded horses, and the pursuit of loose women".
Jarhead
he seems amazed himself.
He is amazing with that giant schlong in his pants. NOT! Unattractive guy with a giant schlong is still f'g unattractive and knows it. He has to market himself as the guy with the "big one". 'Cuz even he knows he's ugly.
Jarhead. You a marine? that means you got lots of tail! thank you for the insight. Judge, jury...that was great!
Does penis envy really exists among men?
Penis envy rules the world, dominates economies, transfers wealth and is the tie breaker in a rock,paper,scissor fight!.
Hi,
Yes, I am a former Marine. I only got tail when it wasn't my turn in the barrel! ha,ha
jarhead
I don't begrudge men their sexuality, it's give and take. We should totally humor that in and out stuff at times. But, any man who thinks that's a woman's pleasure too is being stupid and we are laughing at him when he claims he can satisfy. "Oh, oh, you're so good!" Translation" Is it over yet? I have laundry to do. I am bored with men who won't listen and I refuse to play anymore. They don't play fair, so fuck em.
only thing that sucks is when you get a few that don't do it right , and then you get one who does it really right, you don't want to let that fucker go. even if he is an asshole.
OK OK OK!!
Anonymous harpies!! If you want it a certain way then say so!! (you got 15 seconds by the way), and don't do that thing or it will be 5 seconds!.
Can someone please say how they want it, for the benefit of those of us that think we are doing it right.
Jackhammering in detroit
Well jackhammer, I can't speak for all women, just me. It's 80% cerebral, 20% physical. Oh and the physical must be rock hard.
We are not your porn site, dude, each woman is different. Ask the ones you sleep with.
dirtydisher said...
Those same guys..never know how to fuck and they aren't teachable
HAHAH that made me crack up!!
and to jarhead (thx for your service) i do you respect your insight and comments, but when you said "As a man I can state that sex is a selfish act for us." that may be true for MOST men. but i must say my boyfriend truely is extremely selfless in the bedroom. we have been together for 5 years and it's always been like that. and we're 22! so he's probably like i in a million.. but not ALL men are like that! =]
steph
Hi Steph,
Trust me; he IS selfish when it comes to sex, but he obviously loves you and wants to have a shared experience.
Some men will not cheat -because they respect their partners- but physically he is selfish about sex and wants to have as many orgasms as possible. Ask him if he masturbates without you. Chances are that he does; a healthy thing unless he can't stop doing it.
I learned a lot late in life because I was selfish and lived life for myself first. Saloua changed that, and maybe your young boyfriend learned from you.
I was too busy fucking and fighting from Oceanside to Manila in my early days and learned nothing from it; a few great parties and wild free for all's, but nothing that I could pass to my kids in the form of good advice ( Always tip the Mama-san first my son!)--not the words of a responsible Dad.
I attended all boys school and then the Naval Academy for college, so being a good boyfriend or even a decent lover were alien to me. Communicate your desires and respect each other's opinions.
Jarhead
Wise word from a wise man.
Hookers could teach young men a lot, I'll bet, but, time is money.
LBMT's (little brown mattress thrashers) in Asia were the local clan that hung out near the base. They knew about every event, every deployment, pay day, who was on duty that day and where everyone was going to party. An entire intel community within themselves. Shit they know where Bin Laden is for sure.
Thai and Koreans were very talented and polite with their time. I got a 2 girl naked massage with suds in a little bar in Pattaya beach, BJ's under the table while I played cards with other Marines, waiters walk right in while you are in mid-stroke to take a drink order (or WHATEVER you desire).
Lithuania, Denmark and Prague had the most incredibly beautiful women working there. All of them well educated and service oriented.
All I learned from them is to watch my wallet, don't pass out, and be nice to them because they can ruin your day if they want to.
A buddy of mine got drunk in Manila and was rude to his girl. When he fell asleep she took a dump on his chest and left.
Jarhead
*gag* *choke*
YUCK!
Jarhead...just write a book please! Your wonderful insights are keeping my attention today! You have kids now? Are you married? If you are, are you faithful? If you are divorced, is it because you still like to spread your seed? Thats a bad habit of men. Just kinda like to know your inside story a little. Thank you for todays lesson!
Hi Roxanne,
I am 41 yers old, divorced about 12 years ago and have two great kids that are a testament to their Mom. I have said it so many times here before; I love that my kids are so much like my ex-wife. We get along great (always have, I was just never home). I didn't even go to court when I divorced because I was deployed overseas.
When I met Melissa I knew right away that our connection was deep, but I was set on my ways and ignorant about how to show someone I love them.
The first time I told my Dad I loved him I was in my late 20's; he called me a fag. Years later he had a stroke and as he was being wheeled into the ER almost unconscious, he looked at me and said "I love you". I guess I had learned to love from him. He grew up without his parents, so I dont blame him for anything.
When I was hurt in a combat operation, Saloua was the nurse in charge of the ward. My physical injuries healed quickly, only to surrender my heart to a wonderful woman that taught me about enjoying life in the moment.
Ego and self-importance act like brakes in our daily lifes and she allowed me to express myself without bounds. She had seen me vulnerable for weeks in a hospital bed, so it felt natural to open myself to her. I had no wall in front of me to present to her the image I had of myself, that of a hardcharging whoremonger who feels no pain and doesn't scare.
We cried, loved and laughed together and lived a lifetime in just 15 months. My heart broke for the first time when I left her, and I love her even more for it, because it erased that fake toughness that was poison on all relationships.
My love for her never conflicted with the love I have for Melissa (my ex wife), matter-of-fact; it feels familiar-2 kick ass ladies.
Love freely and without fear, be honest about what you want and work at being a good partner, leave ego behind forever because it is a hindrance to your happiness.
Jarhead
what a dick...
I'TS OBVIOUS HE'S A GAY GUY, AND PROBABLY HAS HIV..NO STRAIGHT GUY WOULD POSE SO QUEER.. HE'S SUCH A BOTTOM IT'S ABSURD!!
Thanks Jarhead. Nice to hear your story. I need a MPOV...My daughter is 23 and has dated a few guys that were very handsome, but they were such assholes to her after a period of time had lapsed. She is gorgeous and does some modeling. She is such a sweet girl too, the best GF any guy could want. Generous to a fault, kind, loving & thoughtful. Yet, they never fail to start treating her like she is of no importance, like they are doing her a favor by dating her. This usually takes a year or more. Then she has to do all the work which she does gladly because she loves the guy. The guy has usually checked out by this time. She's just treading water by now. Then a few months later the guy unceremoniously dumps her. I always see it coming and she will later admit she did too. She tells me pretty much everything so I do form opinions. She is now dating a guy that IMO is not great looking but he's tall, dark & slim. I am hoping he wont be all about him like the others and treat her better. He is older too, he 27. Her last BF's have been her age. This may make a difference. I just dont know what to tell her when this keeps happening. I am the shoulder she keeps crying on!! She has a good job/career, new car, her own apt and does not need a guy to take care of her, she can do just fine. So, she is not needy or clingy at all. She says seeing a guy 2 or 3 times a week is plenty. She is really busy. I am holding my breath waiting for this guy to be the ass they all are. She will give up eventually & throw in the towel if this keeps happening. Guys are such dicks. Whats the damn deal?
Hi Roxanne,
Not her fault. Maybe this older guy has a better sense of what he wants in life. The fact that she is succesful only makes her attractive to those lothario types you mentioned earlier.
She should demand respect and hold those standards. "Someone who loves you doesn't hurt you" should be on one of her couch cushions for her boyfriend to see.
Having the same goals will certainly help, but when two people are too much alike; one of you is useless. Tell her to be patient and take it slow, that will scare any guy with bad intentions.
If that doesn't work, tell her love hurts and buy her some Russian novels.
All the best Roxanne.
jarhead
Also, follow your gut instinct since it seems to be spot-on. I hope it helps.
Jarhead
Thank you Jarhead! You're a pal! I am here for her when she needs me. I cannot tell her what to do so I just hang back and be her mom. My only daughter & it seems all she does is get her heartbroken. Pisses me off. She said she has come to realize that nothing lasts forever, NOTHING! But she is young & still dating Mr Wrong most of the time! LOL...Thank you for the insight. You are a good guy!
OK...answer me this! Is it possible for an ex to "accidentally" call an ex GF? To say something like "I am on a different phone of mine & wasnt sure whose number this was and was checking" I call BS. So does her brother. First off, if he already had her number stored in his other cell, then he damn well knew who it belonged to! He said his screen wasnt working. WTH? Then how did he see to hit the key to dial? w/e...she didnt talk to him and reallllly blew him off like the ass he is. Her bro thinks he did it on purpose to feel out if she was receptive to talking to him. Which she wasn't. She still loves him, there is no question. But she is still hurting from the breakup. Besides he lives in a different area code. So, he had to know. She has asked several ppl what they think about it. So, I know she is curious. However, she did msg him for his dogs b'day & didnt recieve a msg back. So, maybe he really didnt mean to call her? haha...this is weird. Having a guy decipher guy stuff! usually it's just a guessing game. I will tell her what you tell me. Thanks!!!
"If that doesn't work, tell her love hurts and buy her some Russian novels."
lmao! Good advice =)
Hi Roxanne, you know that your name means "beautiful face" ? If you look-it-up they'll say something like sunrise or dawn, but that is an interpretation-it was the name of beauty in central Asia.
I think that he is lying!. It sounds like you have a very nice daughter, and I think she should give herself more credit and expect more from anyone she dates.
"The heart is the hardest thing to govern" as the saying goes, but she has a long time to find a nurturing partner that will appreciate time with her, and that is the key. What's the hurry, right?.
Those are the things I say to my little girl (14), I ask her not to grow too fast, and to be aware that maturity in boys is an oxymoron for the most part.
Good luck
Jarhead
Thank you Frimmy,
I never really understood literature, and especially Anna Karenina (tolstoy) until I had a broken heart and could cry with the characters, or hope for a good ending with a good deal of emotional investment.
jarhead
This has been a lot of fun Jarhead. Thanks again. Your 14 yr old daughter is already way more grown up than you would want to know! i am guessing she lives with her mom? You sound like a good dad. My daughter has cried on her dads shoulder more than once when a boy has broken her heart. Be ready!! But the mom really has to be there for everything. I will somehow try to work what you said into a conversation next time i see my daughter. w.o it seeming like I am all up in her biznaz. She may not like it but she will hear me, she always does and she will think about it. yea, my name is a persian name. Not my favorite name if i could choose! But it's too late now. Ok...have a great weekend there! And thanks again. I am sure I am not the only one to benefit from your insights.
Roxanne
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