Saturday, July 11, 2009

Squinty McDoogel

I wanted a pic of me and Lissa today and I wanted to show you my purse (I got a really cool purse the other day) but, fark! My energy was screwing up the camera. I kept vanishing from the photos. What the hell is that about? I thought mom was screwing it up, she's so tech impaired, but, I saw me on the viewer in review. When I tried to load them..no me. I got some with just Lissa and I wasn't there. Jeeeeebus. Invisible mode? We tried five diff times to get pics of me, but, it wasn't happening. There's no way to prove, it, I guess you have to trust me. It was very weird. I finally got one, taken by Lis, of me squinting into the sun and I forgot my damn purse. BTW, a good minimizer bra is worth any amount of money. I'm going to work now..my clients should get their money's worth today, that's for sure. Cripes. That's my "I'm a friggin' psychic" outfit. Or maybe it's my "bite me" outfit.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a beautiful photo of you Pat! Thanks for posting it.
One of these days ill be brave enough to email you a pic of me so you can put a face to the name.. :P

Liz (from NZ)

Clarabel said...

Amen, about the bra.

bima as herself said...

cutey, mccutey!

Nina said...

You look great. I love the print of your top. I wish I had enough to need a bra like that!...:(

Noelle said...

You look fabulous darling. It's 7-11, it is going to be a weird day. it started last night at mid-night. love your blog its great.

paintedfoot said...

mucky muck, summer suck, days are smelly and nights are short.
this is the time of year i get insomnia. The rest of the year i'm basically narcoleptic. Need to go buy paints to keep busy in the long mornings (they start as early as 3am)

Melissa said...

What's a minimizer bra???
I think you look great in that pic.

let'shateKate said...

your picture doesn't fit your ornery, bitchy personality. hard to imagine 'fuck', 'shit', 'damn' or 'bitch' coming out of that mouth.

Corina said...

aww you look so nice!!

Dirty Disher said...

A minimizer is a tit squasher. It makes your boobs look smaller. Like a sports bra but better. Oh, trust me if I couldn't say FUCK, I couldn't talk at all. Today..I said every cuss word I knew and then made up 1000 new ones.

Unknown said...

Awesome!

Melissa said...

I'll need to look for a tit squasher next time I'm around buying a bra...
I tend to swear like a sailor but try to keep a lid on it around my two. I grew up speaking French so that is very handy when driving with them in the back. Although I then hear my 3 1/2 year old walking around the house saying "putain! Bordel! Merde!"... She heard me say the fuck word one day when she was 2 and some and I had to spend the rest of the day turning in into something else as she kept saying "fuck mommy, where Eloise fuck (our cat), etc, etc...

Anonymous said...

Pat,

I Lurve You!

TVsnarkalot said...

FIRST THING I noticed was your nice constricting bra.

I lived in those harnesses for years.

Hated it.

Anonymous said...

I love this! You look so cute! Your hair is fixed nice. I think you were really going on a date!

Major Majormajor said...

I'm so glad you're back!

frimmy said...

I think you look exactly like the person we get to 'see' through your posted observations and everyday thoughts. Very attractive and full of piss and vinegar.

Now I want to see the purse! I have a watering can purse in primary green. It's almost a sculpture, really, and actually I did get it at an art museum gift shop (along with two really cool pairs of earings). It's a real conversation starter. (so are the earings!) I love it because it generates interactions with strangers and always - always! - involves many smiles and often a quick chat about gardening.

lia said...

you look great!! i think you should get lis to take all your photos from now on. the love you have for her shines on your face. on bras..... it reminded me that my mother used to tell me that her mother, a sassy barge rom, always used to say that a womans best asset is a well fitted bra. ah for those days..... when bras were fitted!

as for swearing, i used to get my ears boxed if i said as much as 'shut up' when i was a kid. imagine my amazement when as an adult i went to holland (where my parents migrated from) and, on learning the language, discovered that my mother had been calling me a slut and a hoar all those years!

Anonymous said...

I like your outfit. It's suits you really well. Beautiful as usual! :)

Dirty Disher said...

OMG Lia!

Anonymous said...

Great looking garden-- How about some before and after pics.

Jarhead

Dirty Disher said...

Bedbugs! I've missed you!

Tonya said...

I really liked seeing a picture of you. I liked this blog OK before but after seeing a picture of you and reading about your problems of the last couple of days I feel like I know you. It's rather cool.