Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Wanna be

Kate actually believes she's the new Posh Beckham. Gawd, that's like me slapping on my Wal Mart straw hat and telling you I'm Sienna Miller. Kate is very stupid. VERY stupid. Notice Mady smiling and hanging onto someone else. Mady always latches on to anyone, even any stranger who shows her polite interest. It's sad.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice shoes..both of them.

When I wear a sundress and I'm out running errands with my daughter, I wear freaking flip flops. Much less trampy.

And what's with the hat Kate? Did everyone making fun of you finally get through to you? Did they hurt your feelings? Too bad.

Anonymous said...

P.S. Who is that women and is she on Kate's payroll? Is she supposed to make Kate lood good? or more normal?

Lisa K said...

Kate is trying to act as though she has a friend. The hat is stupid, it doesn't even look right on her.

TVsnark said...

I think that might be Kate's "personal 'cough' trainer."
She does look happy doesn't she?

How cute that they dress alike.

Dan Zinski said...

Kate's gonna steal Becks away from Posh.

Did I mention I'm on Twitter?

Dirty Disher said...

Did I mention I don't care?

Cut On The Diagonal said...

Crabbie's hilarious. You two bickering and jabbing each other is hilariouser. . .(ish)

Dan Zinski said...

You're the only one who'll let me spam you.

Our Beautiful Life said...

Does she even realize how stupid she looks? Hat, black dress and white shoes? Seriously?

Oh wait, we're talking about Kate. No, she thinks she looks fab.

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF*

Anonymous said...

lol sounds dirty Crabbie

Anonymous said...

Posh would never wear this!

Summer jersey dress doesn't go with the dressy heels nor does it go with that hat! That hat would be awesome with jeans or boots and a cardigan.

Everything is awefull together here.
That poor woman has no sense of style. She looks rediculous.

Nina said...

Where's the funeral? Mady looks happy but Cara doesn't.

Maybe Kate and her gal-pal are playing, Twin Barbie, funeral dress-up!

Or maybe she is trying to show the world she is in morning for the marriage she ruined with her nasty attitude.

Anonymous said...

Kate looks like a hoss. She looks so big & clumsy all the time. A Clydesdale. This is not a feminine or small woman. Not even close. Steal Becks!!! LMAO @ Crabbie. And YES! I saw you are on Twitter. I am afraid to Tweet, it will kill all my texting allotment.

TVsnark said...

I'm following crabbie on Twitter!

Anonymous said...

I hate that hat!!!

Unknown said...

I actually like that hat. ish.

frimmy said...

I wish I had some of her confidence. Or delusions of beauty or importance. Or whatever she's got that entitles her go around dressed like she is and behave the way she does.

I'm following dirty Crabbie on twitter cuz I saw it here. I don't post and don't want followers. I don't get the whole twitter thing. Someone will explain it to me someday I'm sure.

Maureen said...

She has that same dress in pink and green, she can't dress outside the box. Just like Jon with the head to toe Hardy. Agreed, the shoes look ridiculous with that dress. The hat speaks for itself, hope she washed it, she has it on, like, every day.
All the kids latch on to anybody that shows them the least bit of attention.

Ssmith28 said...

Maybe the other woman is Kate's stripper coach. Where else would you wear those shoes? She had to wear the hat because her hair was full of coconut oil and glitter after her shift.

Anonymous said...

She wants to dress up because she is jealous of Jon and his super-stylin' Ed Hardy collection.

Anonymous said...

yaknow, as much as you all hate kate, most of you don't know jack about her. there's an entire episode about the fact that JON picked out her clothes for her BECAUSE SHE HAS NO FASHION SENSE. she said so herself and it's obvious.
she doesn't know what clothes go together. get over it.
i'm sure you guys have all worn a shitty outfit or two.

escrowmama said...

Well anon we know she spends bukoo bucks on everything else for herself and we know see reads these blogs so hire a stylist bitch!

escrowmama said...

That other woman has stars in her eyes gazing upon the all wonderfull Kate...gag

Anonymous said...

Yeah Anon 8:23 and someone probably said something about it. It's just that I didn't parade myself in front of paps and hope my pic got in the National Inquirer. I also am not worth a couple of mil, could afford to hire a stylist, and still walk out of the house looking just plain old stupid.

Anonymous said...

I actually like that hat and I have something really similar.
It doesn't work for Kate-who-got-dumped-by-her-mate because she has short hair. You have to have pretty long hair to pull it off. To feminize a hat like that it's important to have hair around your neck and on your shoulders and maybe some strands framing your face also.

She looks fug either way but I'd rather look at this than her I-only-had-enough-hairspray-for-half-my-head "hairdo".