Friday, July 10, 2009

Woooooohooooooooo!

Look what I found! I got to looking and I found quite a few in varous sizes. It's hard to spot them because the vines are so wild now. I don't know what most of them are, but, I was able to trace this one back to the vine and it's a Sugar Baby. They don't get very big and they are extra sweet. Yummy, I should be having home grown melons soon. That's so exciting.
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I'm mowing in the rain now..yeah, I know, but, I don't care. I like the rain. I keep stopping for gass or to unclog it and coming in here to read and smoke. What a nice day! Rain and watermelons!

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

eat it up, fat ugly pig whore.

Kylie's Mom said...

*Sigh*...my peas are an inch tall and it might freeze here tonight.

I love seeing pics of your garden. Can I ask: did gardening come naturally to you or is it something you worked at, just a skill you learned over the years? I'm battling a black thumb and crappy weather.

Dirty Disher said...

Ah, smoke break. My hands are vibrating..lol. Hmm. I guess we've always had family gardens and they were important for food, but, my grandma was the only one who really gardened. Everyone else had haphazard weed patches you'd pick through when you were hungry. My mom thinks she's a flower gardener, but, she has no clue. It's a joke. I guess I got it from Grandma. I just love the garden dearly and I don't really do all that much to it. I work hard on the ground in spring, and I plant like mad, but, after that, the garden spirits seem to tend it. I know that sounds crazy, but, it seems true.

Dirty Disher said...

5:04:00, fuck off, puke face. Your kids are hungry, get off the computer and feed them.

Dirty Disher said...

Freeze? Where ya from, Kylies mom?

Anonymous said...

Kyliues Mom: Freeze??? In July? Seriously? I buy frozen peas all the time. They will be fine!

The watermelon looks fab! You have the best garden ever!

Dirty Disher said...

5:48:00 ..lol at frozen peas!

Anonymous said...

I'm tired of people saying that smoking ages your skin. I see lots of older smokers with great skin, like you. WTF? I never smoked and mine is looking a lot worse lately.

Btw, nice melons, DD!

Dirty Disher said...

I know smoking is bad, I get so sick of the holier than thou lecturers. Damn, I love smoking. I'm going to do it until I can't anymore. Most of the people who start on me about smoking are drunks. WTF? Go have another triple martoonie, ya know? It's not like I have no respect for other people, but, geez.

Dirty Disher said...

I mean "no smoking outside'....wtf is that about?

Anonymous said...

LOL...OHHHH Pat 5:04 brought back memories of the para days, wonder how Hate and Prince are doing.

I am so glad I have been able to keep in touch with you even if it is through blogs..I have always treasured your humor, and insightfullness.

Connie

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO connie. I have inside info that's secret. HA HA. I do wonder about Prince. Jesus he was a piece of work. I liked and hated him, depending on his mood. Remember how he hated women who cuss? It freaked him out. LMAO.

Dirty Disher said...

And I always liked you too, you were never a bullshitter like some of those idiots. Crystal posts on here and so does Minnie. I think that's all I still keep in touch with from Para. Oh, and Pondie..that's Peggy. She lives here in the same town as me.

Anonymous said...

I used to know an old guy that smoked thru the hole in his throat. Now, thats a bit much. Dontcha think it's time to stop when they have to make a hole in your neck so you can breathe? He would hock green luggees out that thing, projectile luggees!! I used to smoke 2+ packs of Kools a day, and no, I am not black! LOL!! We all smoked Kools. It was 1974, what do you want from me!? Anyways, I stopped one day & never smoked again. I am glad I did. But I cannot yell at someone that is still doing it, now can I? No!
Roxanne

Kylie's Mom said...

Thanks for responding :) . I'm in Alberta. It's not uncommon for it to snow in August, unfortunately. Although it's usually gone by the next day.

Dirty Disher said...

Ahhh Alberta. We have some other Canadians on here. You guys have a short growing season there?

Dirty Disher said...

I'm really tired of smoking lectures, I'm a grown woman. I just deleted one...seriously they can fuck off.

Nina said...

I could eat watermelon every day of my life and never get sick of it. I've never grown my own.

People who lecture in general should be deleted...

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, I try to be nice, but, gowd. You should try growing them, it's not hard.

me said...

I smoke pot and I like it.

Dirty Disher said...

Ever try growing it? If it wasn;t illegal I could kick ass with a pot garden.

Dirty Disher said...

I knew an old guy who smoked thru a hole in his throat too. He was a regular where I bartended. He died happy with a cig in his hand. He told me fuck it, we're all dying.

Mary said...

I love to look at the pictures of your garden! Everything looks so fresh and pretty. I like to garden as well but didn't have much success this season due to horrendous rains! It drowned almost everything I planted but at least I can enjoy your garden!

Unknown said...

LOL @ "nice melons" HAHAHA sorry, we were talking grapefruits and melons (boobs) in class...couldn't resist....

I see you got a new stalkerish fan, DD! I think that anon 5:04 has a crush on you.

10doll said...

5:04- Well hello sunshine! How you been doing? I see by your comment that you still have no friends. Will you be beginning a sob story soon or just more random swoop in & insult like a dumbass, comments?

Heidi said...

Pat, I bought garlic scapes at the farmers market yesterday!!
I got all excited when I saw them. I thought about you and scooped up a bunch.
They charge $7.99 a lb for those up here!!
Can you believe that?

Going to cook them today..yummy

Dirty Disher said...

Are scapes whistles? I could have sent you some. They seem to last forever in the fridge.

Heidi said...

Yeah, scapes are whistles.

Going to make pesto with basil i also bought for oldest today. She wants pasta.
I have not decided what to do with the garlicy goodness..but it will come to me.

Dirty Disher said...

YOu're quite the cook. Man, I hate cooking.