The Atlanta hosers and posers

I watched some Atlanta Housewives marathon last night, and they're all still fighting, which is all they do besides shopping. The only two I can stand are NeNe and Kim. Those other ones are just ignorant bitches who married football players for money and think that makes them smart. Sheree is the biggest trouble maker! The last episode had Sheree and NeNe meeting with Kim to get to the bottom of all the rumors and Kim brought a helmet which was pretty funny. Turns out she needed it.

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That creepy Sheree! She lied right to Kim and NeNe's face about saying NeNe and her husband were renters and telling Kim that. NeNe was all like "Did y'all tell that we was broke, cause we aint broke!" And Kim was honest and said yes, but, Sheree was the one who told her! Sheree thinks no one remembers anything she's said even if it's on film and she called Kim a bitch. Then Kim called her a lying bitch and they finally took it outside.

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I've been watching this thing from the beginning when NeNe and Kim were best friends and Sheree left NeNe off the guest list to her fancy party. Kim left with NeNe even tough SHE was on the list. After that Kim tried to patch up Sheree and NeNe and got herself in the middle. Sheree is the biggest trouble maker! Sheree set out to turn everyone against NeNe, but, she couldn't because everyone likes the shit out of NeNe no matter how bad she talks. So Sheree set her sights on Kim and ostracised her. The reason seems to be that NeNe has better contacts for Sheree and her social climbing obsession. I hate that Sheree, she's no good.

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So, last night they went outside and Sheree and Kim called each other liars and whore and liar whores and Kim seemed to be winning, but, Sheree decided to tug on Kim's wig. She said she wasn't trying to pull it off, but, she was so lying. She wanted Kim's blond wig in the street and Kim snatched bald headed and humiliated. That's not fair fighting. So, Kim had to beat it down the road real quick.

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NeNe seemed confused and thought Kim was convincing. Geez, ya think, NeNe? Kim's a pretty good shit and she's too concerned with her own self to think up lies on anyone else. Oh, Kim lies, alright, she lies like a rug, but, mostly on herself. She lies about why she wears that wig and having cancer and about her singing career..which she has to give up, Christ, that girl can not carry a tune..but, the only thing she said about NeNe was that she was low class and she admitted that and said she was sorry and that was after NeNe sang that awful (but hilarious) Kim song, which she admitted to and apologised for. They could and should be friends again, but, that damn Sheree won't keep her hook nose out of it.

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And Lisa is now in on the Sheree fight because she thinks Sheree is high class and both Sheree and that stupid Lisa have now lost their big fancy homes for non payment. How fancy is that? How high class is it to have a private bowling alley in your basement and buy $5,000 dollar purses and not make your house payment? That Lisa is as mean and stupid as they come, she repeats anything anyone says to her like a broken record. A sure sign of someone who can't think. Sheree and Lisa butcher the English language in such an ignorant way, I don't see how anyone can think they're anything but dumbass's. And I don't mean things like "aint" and "y'all" which is just regional slang. I mean things like not being able to pronounce or spell "fashion" or "designer" when they both claim to be one. And "axe" is not a query..it's a weapon. And I wish Kim would grab her an axe and chop off Sheree's head. Then write a country song about it. Actually, I'd write that for her and she could have it, free.

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I don't know why NeNe, who is not a dumb woman, can't see that Sheree and Lisa are not her friends. 'Specially that no good Sheree. That no good lying Sheree. Come on, NeNe wake up and smell the wig glue!