Friday, August 14, 2009

Gay pride parade


Forget the admiration I have for him for sheer balance on those lifts (have you noticed he'd suddenly taller than his wife, when we all know he's several inches shorter than her), this is the gayest photo of Tom I've ever seen and he has some pretty gay photos. From the tucked in sweater, the girlish chunky thighs, big girl jeans and the way he's sucking in his middle aged mom belly, it just screams gay. Ping, ping! There goes the gaydar coast to coast in Australia where Kate is filming. She needs to wipe that blank grin off her face. It looks like it's pasted on and it doesn't hide the fact that she married a gay man. And will you two beards please put a sweater on your daughter? Baaa. If they'd put Suri down they could stroll with thier hands in each others ass pocket. So gay.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dumb and Dumber out for a walk. Yeesh, they never dress that child appropriately. They are always in sweaters while she wears a summery dress.

bored said...

This what what ticks me ff about Tomkat. They wear sweaters , jackets and scarves, yet their little girl is wearing a summer top. Even in the winter their litle kid was wearing no jacket at all and it was freezing outside. The media has a mouthful to say about non-acting parents, yet nothing is said about the lack of concern with Tomkat.

Ya, Tom is so gay he is not fooling anyone, especially with his platform white sneakers. Do they even make these in a men's sizes?

bored said...

many typos

Anonymous said...

gee, if he was going to wear lifts, you'd think they'd be discrete and not those obvious high heeled tennis shoes...

can't scientology help him overcome his feelings of inferiority due to his height?? i thought it could cure anything....

Anonymous said...

Does the whole wearing white after Memorial/ before labor day thing apply if you're in a part of the world that is experiencing winter?

Pat, I just posted a video of Sam that will make you smile.

ckarakidesign said...

pat have u seen this trailer for the lovely bones?? It looks great!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWyNYxGZonI

Katie Holmes said...

You are all just jealous because Tommy and I have the PERFECTEST marriage ever!!!!!11!!!

(That's what you wanted me to say, right, Tom? Did I say it okay? Please don't make me sleep in the dog house again tonight if I didn't.)

Alanna Smithee said...

People might not notice the lifts if they weren't white tennis shoes with black pants. Egads!

I'm a good 2 or 3 inches taller than my boyfriend. So what. If I feel like wearing a pair of 3 inch heels, doesn't matter, he's secure enough to not care and neither do I. Tom should be able to do the same.

Alanna Smithee said...

I can't really comment on the gay/ beard thing. I've realized that in high school and college I was like the underground railroad for gay men. You dated me, then you came out.

shmedelle said...

Pat,
I don't give a flying fuck about his Napoleon complex. These two, and all others, who align themselves with the stupidest of all religions, Scientology, should be called out on their need-to-be-committed-to a loony bin.
WTF? If I told you that this afternoon, I was waiting in line at Burger King and I saw Elvis eating onion rings, you'd think...she's crazy. But, fucks with money and movie deals claim the same sort of shit, get a free pass?

lisa k. said...

I like him... but he does seem kind of weirded out sometimes. The whole sweater tucked into the ugly jeans is what throws me off. He needs to consider black wedged shoes if he wants to hide it.

lisa k. said...

I never, ever, rag on someone's religion, but damn...I have been reading up on this Scientology thing and I must say it is strange to say the least. I read where they deny people their medications and in some instances the people die as a result. I also read about the kidnappings and mind control, personal confessions to be used if one decides to defect the sect. My goodness Tom better get the hell out of there.

TVsnark said...

I love John Travolta and I don't hate Will Smith but I honestly believe that Scientology is a religion for gay men that don't want to be gay. They get married to very accommodating women and live the storybook life.

Jada Pinkett doesn't fit the Scientology wife mode. I used to think she was insanely intelligent but now I think she's incredibly creepy.

Anonymous said...

Alanna, that's hysterical!

TVsnark said...

Alanna, My mom was taller than my dad and he didn't give a shit if she wore heals. My brother was once dating a woman who was considerably taller than him. They were walking down a mirrored hallway and when he saw their reflection all he could think was "It looks like I'm walking with my Mommy."

He's now married to a woman who might weigh 110 and is considerably shorter than him.

"Just" Kate (cause nobody wants me) said...

Pictures of Suri on the potty and in the shower. Check YouTube.

Oh wait, those are MY kids. Never mind. I guess Tom and Katie aren't famous enough. Losers.

shmedelle said...

Lisa k,
Why not rag on someones religion? If they are wrong, they are wrong. Why do we have to respect silly ideas?
Yep, my daughter takes Depekote, the same med. that Jet was prescribed. Yet his parents thought they knew better and took him off of it. I know this story well. When Jet died, I was not sleeping at all during the night, terrified about my own child's plight. But, at no time, did I think I knew better than the specialists. I know that a kid who has uncontrolled seizures MUST be under a neurologist's care, constant care because they are at a high risk for death.
And, you don't EVER take them off of it because you risk more seizures that could be fatal.
So,even though they call themselves Scientology....there is nothing 'science' about that quack-cult-like religion.
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Anonymous said...

If you have to threaten or blackmail someone to stay within the walls of a religion, it can't be good. Scientology is outlawed in some European countries. Is Beverly Hills kaballah next?.

Jarhead

Cut On The Diagonal said...

Shmedelle;
I'm sorry to hear about your daughter. Thank God she has a level headed Mom who takes the time to educate herself about what's best for her child.
I've read that John T. is having major psych problems about the way his son died. He is consumed with guilt about following Scientology and denying his son his meds. I hope he "comes out" against that religion. Some say he will not because he is afraid they will tell all of his secrets. I don't know if he's gay or not, and who cares? I've always loved him, and I'm sure most of his fans couldn't care less about his sexual orientation.

Matilda said...

All this gay talk got me to thinking about movie stars who have come out of the closet over the years. What a shock to find out about Rock Hudson! And that guy who played the dad on The Brady Bunch. Of course Liberace was no surprise. Oh, and Dick Sargent "the second Darrin" on Bewitched. I always liked Dick York better which got me to thinking about Bewitched and how that was my absolutely favorite show when I was a kid. This blog is always stirring up old memories for me!

Pat said...

Biz, thanks. I'm going over there to watch it. I like getting my Sammie dose before work, it put me in a good mood.

Alanna, LMAO @ Gay underground railroad. I don't think most girls get their gaydar early. I didn't. It's a developed skill. My out friends help me hone mine.

ckarakidesign, thank you! I can't wait to see that, it was one of the best books I ever read.

Pat said...

Matilda, Rock Hudson shocked everyone but Doris Day, come on, the second Darrin? You had to know that one! Even his teeth were gay!

Matilda said...

"Even his teeth were gay". Ha! Ha!

Dirty Disher said...

Tom's shoes are a work of engineering. Besides the obvious lift, he has them made as high tops so there can be more inches in there you can't see. I don't know how he can walk in them, let alone carry Suri.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why Tom is so terrified of being outed. It's not like he has the public's respect right now anyways. I doubt being outed would damage his reputation more than his ridiculous behavior (jumping on Oprah's couch, saying postpartum depression is fake, etc) already has. Everybody I know thinks Katie is an idiot for marrying him and that he is not right in the head.

Anonymous said...

yea, isn't it winter there? Dayum! And those shoes do have extra hi heels, its not hard to see them. He's alawyas had a big girly ass & thick thighs. Check him out In Top Gun when he's at the sink in his tighty whities. EW!
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