Monday, August 17, 2009

Gosselin porn

I'm bored. I figure Kate thinks it's great to have cameras in her kids bathrooms and we've all seen them peeing, pooping, showering and dressing with strange men with booms looming over them..so she'd LOVE this. Any publicity is good publicity, right? Ironically, I didn't do anything to the outline of her torso and it's real strange. The woman is missing half her butt.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

DD is an ass with too much time on her hands.

Dirty Disher said...

That's true, but, you're here too.

Dirty Disher said...

AND..it's all for the kids.

Anonymous said...

Kate is a large woman. Look at the ape legs & the thick thighs. Her ass is there. It's wide, flat & deflated. Its big too. She is just a big person. Dont get caught in her thighs. Those suckers could break your back. Gawd, no wonder Jon the Wimp left her. Shes gross. Hes just as gross. Showing us his fat lard stomach all the time. These people are Heidi & Spencer in a few short years!!! Cant get enough camera time.

Dirty Disher said...

I wonder how tall she is? And what her shoe size is? She's got such cankles! Anyone know?

Dirty Disher said...

I also didn't touch her feet there. Aren't they weird and flat? Part Gorilla?

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Saddlebagtown. A suburb of Cankle City.

escrowmama said...

She tries so hard to be feminine by shopping in Jr's dept but it ain't working. Just dress like a mommy stoopid!

I would guess height at 5'9" and shoe size 8

crabbie said...

I wish I had a bucket of money.

Syl said...

OMG DD this is so funny.
Thanks for the laugh.

Bohemianmoon said...

Oh my, lol.

You got your naysayers pretty PO'ed at you now, Pat.

What until they get a gander at my next entry ;)

CJ said...

Pat ~ regarding Kate's Gorilla feet. Have you ever watched a video of her walking when she has flat shoes/ sandals on? She looks extremely flat footed, walks like a primate and doesn't bend her knees. Just needs to swing the arms a little more.

Your picture of her did it for me. I was going to eat dinner, but now I will wait until my stomach settles.

Linda said...

escrow - You think she's really that tall, 5'9". I'd say 5'6" tops! Sz. 6.5-7 shoe, and why again do I care? Her feet are very flat and wide...

Nina said...

I saw a pic of Kate wandering the driveway, aways back, with one of the babydoll dresses and no bra and judging from that pic I don't think you missed the mark on her boobs with the underwire gone.

She has to be at least 5'7" and those feet have to go a good sz. 8 or 9. She's stocky and blocky with some sags and bags. if she'd just learn to heist it up and work with better lines and styles she could pull it off and look fine.

I cracked right up with your comments to the first anon poster. Hey Kate wanted to do the show for memories the kids could treasure forever. This is a peach! So fitting, so true.., Perfect!

Anonymous said...

Bravo Bravo

Can't this faux-celebrity go away? For good?
This women is no better than a porn star....they made/make their 10 million money by lying on their backs! That more than the 10 average families will make in a lifetime. And like the playmate of the month traveling college towns, signing autographs. Their popularity is solely on the fact that they can breed in excess of their means. Take away their status, celebrity income and tv shows and they'll end up on welfare or have to give up their kids!

Merette said...

I think she is no more than 5 ft. 7 max. She is a big girl. Her feet are big and wide and like overstuffed empanadas. And those cankles (with a tattoo) are very unattractive. Her torso has no curves at all - just a big square box (and NO - I do not think this is because she gave birth to 8 kids!!). She is too big and too old to be wearing those ridiculous babydoll get-ups. She looks like crap. She is a cow.

escrowmama said...

Linda, I might be off but go over to Radar. There's some new pics up with her standing next to her new SUV which is not a small vehicle. She's also alot taller than Jon.

Unknown said...

LMAO!!!!!! which reminds me, Pat go check your e-mail, I sent you the perfect pairing for this picture!

lisa k. said...

That's true, but, you're here too
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DD, that was as funny as the pic was. I love it!!!
I love this site!

Heidi said...

I am so glad I swallowed my soda before I scrolled down.
ROFL!!!!

And Ewwwww!

Shelly said...

Listen up you little Fuckers! You WILL go out into the driveway and make those God Damn memories, You got it?

Cut On The Diagonal said...

ROFLMFAO at Shelly.
That's good stuff.

Anonymous said...

yea, i think evolution skipped her! Jeez...

Pat said...

aaaaaLOL Shelly. It's weird I usually like drawing lady parts, I like the female from in all sizes and shapes, but, Kate grosses me out.

Laura said...

LMAO @ Shelly!

Kiki :) said...

DD your a smile when I least expect it and
really do need one. I came to see your beautiful
garden grow this morning & lndeed found myself
taken back to the time I was in university and
had the great tutaledge of Dr. Elinor Bissell
she was a pistol ! ;) & yes that was herself
the one & 0nly matriarch of THE Bissell family.

Kiki :) said...

DD your a smile when I least expect it and
really do need one. I came to see your beautiful
garden grow this morning & lndeed found myself
taken back to the time I was in university and
had the great tutaledge of Dr. Elinor Bissell
she was a pistol ! ;) & yes that was herself
the one & 0nly matriarch of THE Bissell family.

Nina said...

Shelly, You made my day with that one! PRICELESS!

Anonymous said...

Yuck!