When I was teaching art in public schools one of the things I always had to remind older students about was to actually look at humans when drawing them and you'd be surprised at things you'd see. Like, eyes are actually more towards the middle of a persons face and hands hang past the hips. But, THIS is goofy. If her arm was hanging at her side, her hand would be dangling over her ankle. And her middle finger is almost the length of her face. That's one strange alien kid and I doubt she'd need a Coleman lantern. Surely her forefinger lights up as she "phones home."*
Who ever did this should be fired and the only reason I found the dumb thing was because everyone is bitching about Kate Gosselin getting more brand new camping equipment from Coleman, so I went to their dumb site (Coleman's) out of curiosity. That's probably why Coleman is using an Asian Alien Mady look alike in their crappy ad. Kate would have charged too much for the real Mady and that child probably told them to all bite her anyway. (I like mouthy Mady, can you tell?) Kate needs free camping equipment like I need a penis enlarger. They should have given the bitch a free bigger plastic throne to bark orders to the help from, because her ass is starting to look like a big wheel of flat cheese. Cottage cheese. Of would that be free mansion cheese? Well, what ever it is, there will be a stolen recipe for it in her new Crook Book. "Cutting The Free Cheese" by Kate Gosselin. How to make fake memories to sell.
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Can you imagine Kate camping? How will she feed them? She'd probably give them a teaspoon of peanuts and say they're done. There definitely wouldn't be any hot dogs or s'mores. Her haircut would be mistaken for a wild animal and she'd wake up to see a raccoon dry humping her head.
There will be smores because Hersey probably sponsored that. She's such a whore. You know she had the staff make them. She wouldn't get within 10 yards of a kid with a pointed stick. Or a kid period. They're icky, you know.
You can borrow my penis enlarger.
You told me it never worked. Why would I want it?
that ad belongs on photoshop disasters...
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/
Oh, it works.
They should lay off the penis enlargers and manufacture a sensitivity chip. Women would order cases.
I'm so sick of this Jon and Kate nonsense. I can't even stand in line at Walmart and not have people talking about them. Can't they just go away already. Kate camping..Pfft
I know. It's ridic. Like people think they're real. Yeah, we all have 10 million handed to us free all the time and we all have cameras in our kids bathrooms. Pffft.
Asian Alien Mady look alike So wrong but so true!
The graphic designer and art director for this company should be fired. This is the worst thing I've seen in a long time (and I work with ads everyday so I'm always looking for stupid things.)
I LOVE PHOTOSHOP DISASTERS but I'm afraid if I look I might find some of my own work.
Thanks for the link, misstia.
Well, Mady is a quarter Asian, right? Mady is really cute. I like her smile and I like her hissy fits. Unfortunatly, the hissy fits out number the smiles. Mady lets us all know the truth.
I can't stop looking at how long the asian alien mady's fingers are, how was that missed? lol ... I thought it was odd that they just decided to camp and just happened to have mountains of all brand new camping equipment laid out in the garage. I was surprised though that Kate honestly said that the P.A.s put up one of the tents. Whatever, doesn't make me like her though.
It SHOULD be sent to photoshop disators, that's a fun site.
It's a great site, thank you for the link
Terrible! How could anyone get away with that?
About the camping trip.... Why did they go all the way to Wyoming? PA has some really beautiful areas to go camping to, heck the G's own property looks like a nice place to camp.
No idea, I don't watch it anymore. I thought they were in their yard.
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