Stupid family members

The morning glories were pretty this morning and it's raining so they may not close all day.They're all over and even draping from the lilac trees. See those weeds behind the fence? That's mom's side yard where she feeds stray cats and those coons. I had it all cleaned up and mowed and I even planted her a kitchen garden with flowers back there. The last month she's been dragging trash back there. Like, broken furniture people throw out, and it's not fixable or usable. It's sick and weird. So, I skipped mowing it. It's hard to mow anyhow, you have to take a fence down because the mower won't fit through the gate. Now she can go suck it, because I am not moving that junk. That's not even fair..I don't know how her old ass even got the stuff back there. So, the weeds are 5 feet high and have cat and coon paths through them with old gross pans of food everywhere.

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She had someone mow while I was at work and they skipped it too. Too much work. She could have had them mow my yard too, since I mowed hers all year, but, fuck no. I have to mow it today. I know why she hired it done when I do it for free. I have this cousin who always comes over for beer money. He's Joey's brother. Joey is such a cool cousin and a nice guy, he does lots of stuff over here for us, he's a jack of all trades. He has his own business and he makes decent money though, he never charges us for anything. I buy him presents to make up for it, he won't take money. But, his fucking brother! That guy is the biggest guy I've ever seen. He's just huge and everyone is scared of him because he's crazy. He's the only person in the world I'm scared of, he's that crazy. I hope he never reads here or I'm dead. (The real kind of dead, not metaphoric dead.) He wouldn't own a computer or pay for Internet though, so I think I'm safe.

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That fucker never works, it's not that he's lazy, he just can't get along with anybody. So he lives in this shack out in the sticks with his trained killer dogs and he comes to town once in a blue moon to find money. And he comes here and says "Can I "borrow" some cash, Aunt Louie?" And he smiles real sweet and mom finds some job for him around here so she can give him beer money. Because by now, you should know my mom never gives you anything for free. She should just give him the damn money because he usually fucks up everything he touches and he steals Joey's tools and machinery to do it, and he breaks them all. And poor Joey comes in from work and has more work to do, fixing stuff his brother broke to get beer money. But, if you don't give Big Boy his beer money, he'll burn your house down and that's no joke. He's done it before. I think he's a professional arsonist. I think he might have killed people, but, no one can prove it. He's terrified of "witches" and "witchcraft" so he only comes here when I'm not home. He's a real big time dangerous asshole. My mom can't see it, she's dumb as a post, she says he just has some problems. Yeah. So does Charlie Manson and I'd rather have Charlie mow my yard.