I never liked Billy Ray Cyrus..hate his music, hated his mullet, hated that lame show he had, hate his acting, hate his daughter, but, at least he was always sort of good looking. When did he become a girl? Two earrings, collarless fitted blouse, sperm broach, styled blunt cut..I don't know. That outfit would look good on Martha Stewart. I doubt she'd use Hellman's though. She probably has a hermetically sealed mayonnaise making room in her house.
Friday, August 21, 2009
When did he become a girl?
I never liked Billy Ray Cyrus..hate his music, hated his mullet, hated that lame show he had, hate his acting, hate his daughter, but, at least he was always sort of good looking. When did he become a girl? Two earrings, collarless fitted blouse, sperm broach, styled blunt cut..I don't know. That outfit would look good on Martha Stewart. I doubt she'd use Hellman's though. She probably has a hermetically sealed mayonnaise making room in her house.
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I bet he really enjoys that mayo..but not the way it was intended to be enjoyed!
DD- Sperm broach ... LOL
It sprem..or one of those lame horn things real men are required to wear. I hate those things.
This whole post was priceless. I gave one of those deep belly laughs that end with a sort of snort! I love those.
I bet Martha did do that outfit better justice. Billy Ray just doesn't have the rack to do right by the design lines of that blouse.
I'm still lmao!
Have you ever seen Martha's daughters show where she makes fun of Martha? It's funny, but, I wouldn't have the balls if Martha was my mom.
looks like he has enough mayo to last him a while. He was always good looking, his son Trace is cool. Tall , rockstar skinny, he's an idiot, asshole tho. But yea, Billy Ray. Doesnt his name just say it all? No explanation necessary.
My daughters ex has looong hair. It's beautiful. Better than most girls. She would cut it for him and he never let her cut it shorter than his chin/neck. And now she said it's to his shoulders. He also is man-pretty. w/e...an ass is an ass with or w/o good hair. And it's no wonder the gays hit on these guys. What do they expect, go out looking like THAT and not get hit on by the gays? You serious? Of course its going to happen. Dont bitch about it either, secretly we know they love being hit on, by anyone breathing. Assholes.
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DD,
I've only seen tidbits of the daughter's show a couple of times but she snarked on mama and it was funny. I like Martha. I liked her even better after she did her time and came out laughing about it and saying she made lemonade out of lemons. That gal has got grit!
My ex stopped cutting his hair when we went into Iraq.
Our daughter thinks her own daddy is "creepy looking."
He had long hair when I met him. Thought he was a nice guy but never beyond that. Then he cut his hair and I took a second look. Throughout our whole marriage he kept his hair civilized. Now he looks like an ugly hippie.
Gay men think my ex is ugly. I've asked.
I am so anti-Billy Ray Cyrus. This whole family is trash with money.
This family reminds me of Jon & Kate 6 years from now. Daughters acting and looking like whores but for the welfare of the families back accounts. Miley will be pregnant or have a sex tape come out by the time she is 18 years old. And hopefully it will not include her daddy. Billy Ray just creeps me out.
Pat,
I have watched Whatever Martha. Martha is in on it. I think she is the executive producer or something. Hubs and I think it is a laugh riot. Especially when Alexis starts talking about booze. She is a cocktail girl for sure.
I do not like Billy Ray either. When his darling daughter finished her pole dance at the awards show, he and his wife gave her a standing ovation.
WTF!
I am so fucking ashamed to say that I liked that Pole dance song. NOT HER DOING it, THAT was wrong but I like the song and I don't want to.
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