Sunday, September 6, 2009

K-Flab


All I have to say to Kevin Federline is, pull the trunks up to your belly button and stop wearing the baggy rapper dude mid calf look. That's all. Ask Jack Nicholson, he knows how to pull it off.

13 comments:

escrowmama said...

Being a dancer you would thing he would be a little more body consious but if he's ok (knowing the paps are there) with the image he's showing....more power to him. I don't think I'd like seeing the shorts pulled up to the belly button. Eww

Clarabel said...

And men criticize women who get fat staying home with the kids.

Nina said...

How did he get this way? Wasn't he a dancer when he hooked up with Spears? He has to have either head probs or health probs to gain that much weight so quickly.

Dirty Disher said...

Maybe he just likes to eat. He gets the munchies. I kinna like chubby guys myself, but, I hate the way he dresses.

Nina said...

Chubby's cool but he got chubby soooo fast!

escrowmama said...

It's the In-n-Out Burgers and Cheetos. Man what I'd give for an In-n-Out burger; double double with cheese and walk it thru the garden

Alison said...

K-Fe'd weight has been all over the blogs lately, and I have to say, I'm loving that finally, a MALE celebrity is getting shit for his weight. It's about time. Okay, it's only Kevin Federline, but he's still famous, so he counts. I'm tired of female celebs getting shit for being "fat" when they look perfectly healthy, while male celebs can be huge and nobody says anything.

Anonymous said...

"How" did he get that way?

Easy. We all know he's got primary custody of the boys, but he's not doing anything in the way of actual "child care". He's got a full time, full charge nanny for that. (including the entire run of Britney's tour-- which he followed with the boys in tow so she wouldn't be separated from them too long)

Don't be fooled. K-fat's not "chasing after the kids" like he'd have everyone believe. He may be a stay-at-home dad, but the biggest effort he makes throughout the average day is picking up the phone and hitting the speed-dial for pizza when his stomach grumbles.

Anonymous said...

He got fat because he eats a lot, I assume. He doesn't have to stay in shape for dancing anymore since he gets tons of money from that crazy beyotch Britney and doesn't need to work. He probably just eats all day long. I read on some gossip blog that when he was at a hotel recently he ordered more than a thousand dollars worth of food in ONE day. I doubt his skinny-minny girlfriend or his young sons are eating all that food...

Anonymous said...

Marty Gallagher wrote about the little caloric burning effect of exercise. 1 donut=400 calories; that's equal to almost an hour of moderate exercise. We are what we eat, that is a fact; and we can't out-run a donut.

Kevin's weight gain is a statement to his diet and exercise routine. When I stopped drinking sodas I dropped 8 pounds in less than two weeks.

Jarhead

Heidi said...

He eats and he does not hit the gym anymore. I have agree with you escrow..he has no shame in his game.

Mary said...

He is literally "Living off the fat of the land"

Anonymous said...

He used to be pretty hawt when he had some longer cool hair & was slender. I totally got Brits attraction. He looked like that when she was pregnant the 1st time. So, that was not long ago! His heart is probably still trying to figure out whats going on. His head still looks small, this is weird. Even his legs got fat, weird for a guy. He was pretty sexy just a few short years ago. Too bad. Hes young too. Gross and unnessary to look like that. A bad example for his 14 kids.
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