And the times are so convoluted, they're boring. Nothing can shock us anymore and Playboy has never had a real woman on the cover anyway. What's the difference?
Dd you don't consider Marylin monroe a real woman? She was not the size that we see today on magz. She was a 14 or 16 I think. Also it was before plastic/photoshopped times.
With the cartoon porn. Ah not surprising. The german's and asians have been doing this for along time. Playboy is just trying to make a easy buck with this one. Sex sells even if its some fake house wife with blue hair
this is an attempt by playboy to make $$$$$$$$ which they desperately need and to try to rope in younger readers....this cover is NOT going to subscribers and is only being sold on newstands....i wonder how subscribers feel knowing that if they want the marge cover they'll have to go buy the issue from a store.....
Marge won't be nude inside the magazine. And as far as the women being real or not. I know for a fact that PlayBoy does NOT use photoshop. They never have. They only do airbrushing and AMAZING makeup.
That doesn't mean that the girls are not plastic of course! They all have boob jobs, lipo, and nose jobs.
This comes from a family friend who worked for PlayBoy Magazine for a few years.
I like it! The idea is to bring younger "men" in to read Playboy. Doesn't it make sense.??
Since this is Playboy . . I have to comment on the 2 minutes of "Girls Next Door" New girl says, "I'm not the new Holly . . . she's the Old Me." 'I don't get jealous." Of course not. If you don't have to touch that creepy old dick and you can just spend his money and live like a princess . . .of course you don't get "jellus"!!
This is so stupid. "Playboy" and "The Simpsons" are two has-beens hooking up to generate some attention.
"The Simpsons" used to be hilarious and now it sucks monkey balls. Nobody does anything in character anymore-if the writers feel like suddenly making Bart become a TV star or make Homer a genius they just do it, character traits be damned. This is just another example-Marge was always a shy homemaker and there is no way she'd pose nude or even in her underwear in a magazine.
New CEO just took over and is trying to shake some life into the mag. Problem is that Playboy's image is Pamela Anderson and Hef's tired old ass with the show as fake as the pictures.
I read they are bringing back the Playboy club and making it exclusive. In a financial crisis? Striking while the iron is cold I guess.
I remember being about 7 years old and sneaking into my dads bottom drawer. There was I guess what was called an 8 pager??? I thought it was a comic book. Oh it was. It was Popeye fucking Olive Oyl while she blew Brutus. I seriously think I went into shock. It totally ruined Popeye for me forever.
This was back in the early 60's. Not sure if some 7 year olds in this day and age would be as shocked as I was.
I am sure that was disturbing Peg. But if anyone here ever attended the famous donkey show in ol' Mexico....that is disturbing on many levels. Curious girls and guys from the US that find it and watch the show are puking by the door in 2 minutes flat.
Jarhead! Remember when Michael Corleone' and his brother Fredo were in Cuba? They took that nasty senator and some other people to a Donkey Show? Fredo says "THATS why they call him Superman" when the dude comes on stage to have sex with the tied up chick. But there was a donkey on stage too. They dont show anything. Its not hard to figure out whats going on. But why do people puke? Sorry, I feel very sheltered asking that! LOL roxanne
The stage is set with a large open space in center of the room. The donkey is kept tied up outside the door, and only enters the stage once the debutante has introduced herself.
Donkey is led into room and flipped upside down. Woman performs oral sex on donkey (1st set of girls run outside to puke), artist places a donut stopper like the ones on baseball bats for warming up batters,hehe.
She mounts the beast and rides him to finish (2nd set of girls run to puke).
Donkey finishes and proud celebrity parades herself around the room manifesting her prowess. 3rd set of pukers go running out and donkey gets tied-up outside to advertise the next show.
This place is in boystown, Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. The bar across from Papagallos (whorehouse) where everyone stares at each other with whore in hand waiting for a room to become free, or you can double up for efficiency sake. Gotta hurry before you sober up and take a look at your "date". Ahh. Good to be king, but great to have lived like a king in Texas.
And the times are so convoluted, they're boring. Nothing can shock us anymore and Playboy has never had a real woman on the cover anyway. What's the difference?
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Dd you don't consider Marylin monroe a real woman? She was not the size that we see today on magz. She was a 14 or 16 I think. Also it was before plastic/photoshopped times.
With the cartoon porn. Ah not surprising. The german's and asians have been doing this for along time. Playboy is just trying to make a easy buck with this one. Sex sells even if its some fake house wife with blue hair
I guess now we'll find out which men really do "buy it for the articles".
this is an attempt by playboy to make $$$$$$$$ which they desperately need and to try to rope in younger readers....this cover is NOT going to subscribers and is only being sold on newstands....i wonder how subscribers feel knowing that if they want the marge cover they'll have to go buy the issue from a store.....
Wow, Miss Tia, that's messed up!
yeah it is....subscribers should get the same cover!!! subscribers get the marge centerfold and everything inside is the same, but the cover no.....
idiots....
I guess we'll find out if the carpet matches the drapes.
Haha, blue pubes! Hadn't thought of that!
dlisted had a link to a site with simpson porn...it's really rather disturbing....should i post the addy?
Marge won't be nude inside the magazine. And as far as the women being real or not. I know for a fact that PlayBoy does NOT use photoshop. They never have. They only do airbrushing and AMAZING makeup.
That doesn't mean that the girls are not plastic of course! They all have boob jobs, lipo, and nose jobs.
This comes from a family friend who worked for PlayBoy Magazine for a few years.
I like it!
The idea is to bring younger "men" in to read Playboy. Doesn't it make sense.??
Since this is Playboy . . I have to comment on the 2 minutes of "Girls Next Door"
New girl says, "I'm not the new Holly . . . she's the Old Me."
'I don't get jealous."
Of course not. If you don't have to touch that creepy old dick and you can just spend his money and live like a princess . . .of course you don't get "jellus"!!
The other line was, "I'm not a golddigger."
I cannot even comment . . . . . .
"Blue pubes" -- I'll be laughing about it all day!
Snark, I love the twins.."I don't have a personality without her." LMAO!
This is so stupid. "Playboy" and "The Simpsons" are two has-beens hooking up to generate some attention.
"The Simpsons" used to be hilarious and now it sucks monkey balls. Nobody does anything in character anymore-if the writers feel like suddenly making Bart become a TV star or make Homer a genius they just do it, character traits be damned. This is just another example-Marge was always a shy homemaker and there is no way she'd pose nude or even in her underwear in a magazine.
I thought it was funny until I thought about the kids and the cartoon angle.
Do you think she is shaved?
Oh yea. Its a big ol' blue bush! hahaha...
New CEO just took over and is trying to shake some life into the mag. Problem is that Playboy's image is Pamela Anderson and Hef's tired old ass with the show as fake as the pictures.
I read they are bringing back the Playboy club and making it exclusive. In a financial crisis? Striking while the iron is cold I guess.
Jarhead
This is lame on so many levels!
Playboy is turning my favorite childhood cartoon into smut. Why does anyone want to see a cartoon character naked anyway?
I remember being about 7 years old and sneaking into my dads bottom drawer. There was I guess what was called an 8 pager??? I thought it was a comic book. Oh it was. It was Popeye fucking Olive Oyl while she blew Brutus. I seriously think I went into shock. It totally ruined Popeye for me forever.
This was back in the early 60's. Not sure if some 7 year olds in this day and age would be as shocked as I was.
I am sure that was disturbing Peg. But if anyone here ever attended the famous donkey show in ol' Mexico....that is disturbing on many levels. Curious girls and guys from the US that find it and watch the show are puking by the door in 2 minutes flat.
Jarhead
donkey show???
Jarhead! Remember when Michael Corleone' and his brother Fredo were in Cuba? They took that nasty senator and some other people to a Donkey Show? Fredo says "THATS why they call him Superman" when the dude comes on stage to have sex with the tied up chick. But there was a donkey on stage too. They dont show anything. Its not hard to figure out whats going on. But why do people puke? Sorry, I feel very sheltered asking that! LOL
roxanne
The stage is set with a large open space in center of the room. The donkey is kept tied up outside the door, and only enters the stage once the debutante has introduced herself.
Donkey is led into room and flipped upside down. Woman performs oral sex on donkey (1st set of girls run outside to puke), artist places a donut stopper like the ones on baseball bats for warming up batters,hehe.
She mounts the beast and rides him to finish (2nd set of girls run to puke).
Donkey finishes and proud celebrity parades herself around the room manifesting her prowess. 3rd set of pukers go running out and donkey gets tied-up outside to advertise the next show.
This place is in boystown, Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. The bar across from Papagallos (whorehouse) where everyone stares at each other with whore in hand waiting for a room to become free, or you can double up for efficiency sake. Gotta hurry before you sober up and take a look at your "date".
Ahh. Good to be king, but great to have lived like a king in Texas.
Jarhead
Hi Rox. Cuba is a lot of fun if you're a tourist. But it sucks for the nationals. I wouldn't doubt a place like that exists there.
jarhead
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