Now that the last episode of Jon and Kate Exploit 8 has been shown, what's bitch face gonna do? She's said she wants to star in movies, which makes no sense to me given her lack of talent at anything. I'd like to see her work McDonalds drive through window, I'd love hearing her say "Do you want flies with that? Cackle, cackle." What do you think she should do?
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Bitch needs a job
Now that the last episode of Jon and Kate Exploit 8 has been shown, what's bitch face gonna do? She's said she wants to star in movies, which makes no sense to me given her lack of talent at anything. I'd like to see her work McDonalds drive through window, I'd love hearing her say "Do you want flies with that? Cackle, cackle." What do you think she should do?
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I'm not sure the world is ready for her. I like the new header!
Thanks. I guess we'd better come up with a job for Baby Mama now too. Heh heh heh. I hear her crying from here.
Movies? Really? O gawd no. When she gets a movie role I will kill myself. There's ol' Tara Reid trying hard to whore herself out to get a movie role & nobody wants her and rightly so. Then this ass says she wants to do a movie & she will probably get to. No experience necessary I guess. Just like that fugbag idiot kid in Alaska that thot we would all want to see his balls. He is making bank now just because he f'd the governors daughter & got her pregnant. Bad behavior is rewarded and it has to end. Nobody is gonna work anymore. Just whore yourself out, it's easy money. Right? Dayum...piss me off.
rox
1. Janitor
2. Sewer inspector
3. Meat Packer
4. Grocery Packer
5. Peepshow cleaner uper. That has to clean up crap after a show.
6. Any job that Mike Rowe from dirty jobs had to do.
But the stipulations is
1. Not to be video cam doing this
2. Will not get paid (unless the job is satisfactory.)
Lovin' those..lol.
Popcorn! Come and get your Popcorn!
Forget Kate! Who on earth would hire Jon? Well apart from the stupid Ed. Hardy people?
LMAO!
No one is going to hire either one of them, and they have no paid for home to show for the kids years of working. It's absurd.
Those jobs are funny but I see her hiring someone to do the job for her.
Connie
She can scrub toilets and floors in a homeless shelter. (maybe the one she'll end up in, when she can't pay the mortgage)
i think she should fuck off and die!
LOL Tia..just LMAO!
she will probably do porn, dominatrix porn, lmao!
You will forget to turn the tv off before you went to sleep. Then around 3am you will hear her cackle. She will be selling time shares on an infomercial!
Maybe she could sell manure. Good job for her. It's all bullshit anyways. These ppl will never work again. Not like we do. Hell, Jon stopped doing that way before the babies even came. The state had to foot all the medical bills for the 6 premies. He was planning ahead, I swear. He knew what he was doing. I hate his lazy fucking chinese face.
Rox
Kate and Jon will both be on shitty reality shows with other washed-up celebs like Vanilla Ice and Melissa Rivers. I could see Kate on "Dancing with the Stars" and Jon will probably get one of those gross shows where a bunch of women fight over the same man. It will be called "I Want to Marry Jon Gosselin" or something stupid like that.
Neither Jon nor Kate will ever have "normal" jobs again. They can't handle it. They've gotten a taste of fame and they will do anything to keep it, even if it's D-list shit.
Alison is 100% right. These 2 will do anything they can to stay relevant. And seriously, their home isn't even paid off??? HOW can 2 'normal' people get involved in this and not think that it could all come to an end? If I were famous the very first thing I'd do is buy a house so when it was all over I'd have something to live in that nobody could ever take away from me. Their children have nothing and they can't even provide a home for them..... Wow. I would feel sorry for the kids but I'm sure some church group somewhere will raise $$$ to help them pay off the mortgage. Lucky dogs...... I only have one kid and I'm an atheist. Nobody's ever gonna give me anything! Oh well, at least my child is not fodder for pedos.
Anything but be a NURSE! The poor patients would end up sleeping on the laundry room floor! Then she'd tell the patients family she didn't have time to clean up after them.
This woman would never take the jobs being offered here...Now offer her a job to be a Stilletto heel tester, or taking a poll on how many massages does it take to make one dislike them, she can become a secret shopper, a secret pedicure/manicure getter then write about where to go. She will take a job that takes her away from the children....OHHHHH you don't think she will make a deal with that Gifford lady who was with Regis and get involved with something to do with child labor, I mean the children are now school aged 5 and the other two they need to be supporting themselves, wonder if she sold the tiny crooked houses that were made for them they need to be out on there own now.
Connie
Is she serious? Is this cunt for real? Does she really think that she has talent?
The only movie I want Kate or Jon in, would be a real life version of Saw.
I would send her to a shrimp packing plant in my country Ecuador. Peel and pack shrimp standing on the same spot ALL DAY LONG.
How about "Professional Surrogate"??? If she's going to shit out all these kids, might as well get paid for it!
Body cavity searcher. Or a maid for Donald Trump! ;) And I'm totally with Miss Tia's suggestion...perfect!
10G (Gina)
Actually, they are still planning to run her show again next year when and if they get Jon out of their hair. Remember Jon is the one who didn't want the kids on TV anymore...too funny and convenient after they sort of fired his butt for his antics.
I'm sure TLC has something else planned for her. Just give it a few weeks for the announcement.
maybe she can write a book
like palin
and then piss us all off
like palin
by selling more non fiction books on the first day of sales than any other non fiction book in history like palin.
why are there so many bogans
(like palin)
in the world?
no wonder we are fucked
Who cares?
I'll pay her 30 bucks a week to come clean my house. She has to sift the kitty litter box (my little zen garden), and is not permitted to wear gloves. I will pull bookcases and things back and make sure she vacuumed behind them. I will follow her around and berate her for her poor cleaning skills. She can get her jollies cleaning my fridge with a q-tip.
Jon can get a gig on Celebrity Fit Club.
I do not care what this vile cunt does. I suspect that she will find someone to ghost write her tell-all book blaming Jon (or maybe The Leprosy Channel) for "destroying" their family. She will make a couple mill off that and then maybe she will go away.
She needs therapy. Actually, she needs to take herself and her awful personality far, far away to a distant country...I'm thinking Saudi Arabia...and stay there forever by herself, allowing her kids to perhaps regain some semblance of normalcy. Barring that, therapy, lots of it and soon.
What happened to that daytime talk show she was supposed to be doing with a bunch of other nobodies?
Cut-I need a job. I'll take it. Will you pay cash?
escrow
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