Kate and the kids had Thanksgiving with Steve and his wife. Forget the fact that her only "friends" are the overpayed help, I think Steve's wife was only there to babysit the howlers. Kate no doubt stuffed her mug with turkey and dressing, heaps of it, and then retired to the broom closet to let Steve finger her massive organic-ish twat. I'll betcha she only came out to drain the winebox and blow a turkey fart. The kids wouldn't get to have turkey, stuffing, taters or pie. Kate would have been screaming that they had to eat a holiday yogurt and three grapes least they get too fat to be cute. And no one had better give them a real plate under penalty of severness. Milk is expensive! Hooker heals are cheap! The boys probably sucked bones snuck out of the garbage later while mom was busy getting her holiday body guard hickey. After that they all got their ass whipped bloody with a red spoon and were sent to bed at 5 pm. She's exhausted, don't ya know? Sorry, but, that's how I picture it. I'd rather eat raw meat with rabid wolves than any of them.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Can you imagine a Thanksgiving with Kate? Why?
Kate and the kids had Thanksgiving with Steve and his wife. Forget the fact that her only "friends" are the overpayed help, I think Steve's wife was only there to babysit the howlers. Kate no doubt stuffed her mug with turkey and dressing, heaps of it, and then retired to the broom closet to let Steve finger her massive organic-ish twat. I'll betcha she only came out to drain the winebox and blow a turkey fart. The kids wouldn't get to have turkey, stuffing, taters or pie. Kate would have been screaming that they had to eat a holiday yogurt and three grapes least they get too fat to be cute. And no one had better give them a real plate under penalty of severness. Milk is expensive! Hooker heals are cheap! The boys probably sucked bones snuck out of the garbage later while mom was busy getting her holiday body guard hickey. After that they all got their ass whipped bloody with a red spoon and were sent to bed at 5 pm. She's exhausted, don't ya know? Sorry, but, that's how I picture it. I'd rather eat raw meat with rabid wolves than any of them.
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If I was getting $1600 a day, I would have Thanksgiving with Kate too.
Her only "friends" are employees? About right. Who would want to hang out with this ignorant child pandering twat? LMAO about the yogurt and grapes, but sadly, true.I sincerely hope the kids got a decent meal for once....but i am sure Khate found a way to sabotage that too.
ignorant child pandering twat
I may be stealing that . . .
I wonder if Stevie boy will replace Jon in the Gosselin Family Christmas photo?
Can you imagine Christmas? No endorsement presents this year? What are the kids gonna get??
Its like being best friends with your maid. Pathetic Kate. Some day she will be left all alone with No one. Except her old Dvd with her " so called tv family" who am I kidding the only one that will stick around is hannie. It will be like GREY GARDENS little edie and big edie.
Big and little Edie with no talent.
Mouse, my wiener dog, sleeps under blankets all day and plays rough and tumble with the cats for about 45 minutes every night. He walks around, stretches and yawns, and Sydney always says "he's exhausted like Kate Gosselin".
Ha!
Amen, DD. That's how I picture the G's Thanksgiving, too. Poor little kids.
Interesting observation re: Kate's lack of friends. Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen pix of her with friends- ever. Only the nannies or Steve the Bodyguard/man-whore. Even the other celebutard bitches seem to steer clear of Kunty Kate!
I think her friendless state sheds more light on her true character than a nasty divorce ever could.
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