Friday, November 27, 2009

I found my mom and aunts Christmas presents!


Awww, they'll be so happy I made them myself. And I'll save myself money by using used toilet seats! And I won't have to clean them because the glass blobs will hide any leftover lumps! Merry Christmas, rela-tards!!!! Enjoy!

11 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

Fuck crafts. Fuck them.

miss tia said...

first thing that popped into my mind was that you could perform toilet bowl baptisms with that! HAH!

Dirty Disher said...

I could "accidentally" drown them.

miss tia said...

flush 'em!

Dirty Disher said...

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's related to me it's a big pile of retarded shit.

Sole` said...

Thats actually pretty inventive. How about a Jesus shaped dildo?

miss tia said...

i think i saw such dildos one time on a lj community....

miss tia said...

http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html

they have a baby jesus butt plug too...check out the products...

Anonymous said...

Just give them a printed out picture of this post

escrow

Unknown said...

Ah lol the power of christ compels you..

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO!