Is it black Friday at the grocery too? WTF? I just went to pick up a couple of things and it's still a ham filled circus. Old mother fucking rude ass fat blob cunts blocking every aisle with shitty squeeky carts full of enough food to feed and army of mentally disabled rela-tards. This one old rip turns her cart sideways, blocking the aisle and goes off to read lables! What?? And I try to back up and this goober behind me is doing the same thing. I don't even have a cart and I can't get by because the spots they picked to abandon cart are also blocked with sale cartons and carts! I think I lost my marbles. I started yelling "Oh, YOU own the world, look out, you own the fucking world, no one shops but YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! The world stops while you shop, fuck everyone else in the ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YOUUUURE so important!!!!!!"*
The old fat geezers looked round and still didn't move. So I rammed their carts with a sales cart. Hard. I backed up and RAMMED again. "Fuck everyone else, YOU'RE soooooo fuuuuuuuucking important!" They moved. Assault with a sales cart of bananas. Admit it, haven't you always wanted to do that? Well, I did. And it felt good.
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The bastards do it on purpose because they think they can get away with it.
Yes, Pat, I've wanted to do that many times. You just made my day! LOL
Get a grip.
Went to Wal Mart this morning, bought nothing at the sales, mozied my way through the pleasantly abandoned food section. It was nice. Real nice.
Crabbie lies like a sidewalk.
Did you really yell all those fuck works at them? Just wondering if it was in your head or if you really lose it sometimes. (I do)
No, I lost it. I am so tired of that shit and I'm convinced they know what they're doing. I waited two minutes, they saw me! They just thought I'd take their shit. I let loose on 'em big time.
I've always wanted to do that! I can't believe you actually did it.
You're my hero.
omg. i want to do that every time i grocery shop. you are my hero! -G
There was once a gaggle of teenagers standing in the middle of the parking lot at the movie theatre here...I charged at them with my big jogging stroller and they all ran in different directions. That still cracks me up...all those teens with their stupid emo hair, scattering because of the overweight soccer mom running at them with a loaded stroller.
I think you should be committed.
Pat IS committed. Committed to keeping it real.
I have to admit I almost wet myself when I read this one.
6:01:00 PM, I think you should sign a fucking name. I'll ream you wiff a banana cart.
I am laughing so hard! My kid is a front end manager at a grocery store, part time, also in college. Oh the stories she tells. I hate the idiots who ram into you with a cart and then they look at you like it is your fault. The first time I went out to a grocery store after my back surgery a few years ago, WHAM, right into my back and hard. I was so pissed. I am short so it hit me in just the right place, Idiots!
OMG, I wish I could do that too! I want to nearly every time I go to the grocery store. I have one small victory there though. I was waiting for someone to move from a freezer so I could grab something. A woman was on her cell phone, taking forever. She was asking the person on the other end what she should get. Finally I lost it. I looked at her and said "how about you get some manners!" She hightailed it out of there with wide eyes. Yeah!
It is not just old people. There were a number young bitches that were so rude at Walmart and Toys r us. They should call it BitchFriday and not BlackFriday.Come'on people do not push your cart into a display and keep on going. Stop and pick up the fucking shit before you head off. How many fricking times that I actually stopped and picked shit up that the bitches were to lazy to pick up. I think people thought I worked at these places. I swear if you are wearing either Apple Bottom Jeans, gold-lined jackets or Ugg boots, you act like a pristine cunt.
Ok, here's my name. Now we know each other so much better.
Spread them cheeks, vrooooooom!
Keep it up and there will soon be men in white coats doing your shopping for you.
Bitches with a bunch of screaming kids licking all the food on shelves..take care of your children. You are bad mothers. And good people DO NOT use the giant car carts when the store is busy. They teach thier children to be human beings instead.
7:13:00 PM, "jellus" that I don't take shit? Manners in aisle 5.
Man I would have loved to see someone do that! They turn, look at you, then turn back around to feel up the grapes. fuck that. The middle school kids walk home down this long road in my neighborhood right in the middle of the road. everyday. they turn, look at you, turn back around. I yell GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!I don't care if they're kids.If they're dumb enough to walk in the middle of the road they deserve to get yelled at.
I have empathy for most kids..more than I care to admit..but, fuck the ones that are straight up assholes.
valle--jr. high and high schoolers do that around here too!!
many of them walk in the road and this road is 4 lanes and a main road....i fucking yell at 'em too "STUPID FUCKS"...
they think they're too 'gangster' to walk on the sidewalk....
stupid fucks...
Ha ha! Love it!! Aisle blocking rude bitches!!
Another pet peeve....people who think they are too rich or cool too park in the lot with the peons..so they take the limited handicapped spaces at the front, forcing the elderly and mobility impaired to hike in.
Saw this Wednesday while waiting for daughter. New white Lincoln Town Car pulls in to only vacant handicapped space. No handicap plate or tag. Richly dressed woman gets out and walks unimpaired into store. Elderly person who can just barely walk using cane has to walk in from halfway down lot.
A pox on all pushy old rich white women. If confronted they pull the wide-eyed "who me" innocent act and pretend to be confused as to why anyone would be upset with them.
My mom is an expert at this.
I don't like old people and your post perfectly explains why. They think they own everything. They also think they should always be respected just because they are old. Fuck that. I don't respect people who are rude and selfish. I have yet to meet a really sweet old person although I guess there must be some of them out there. My mom says my grandpa on her side was super-nice but sadly he died when I was six and I don't really remember him. My grandma is a super-grouch.
We have a "Black Friday" of our own here in Canada on December 26th (known as Boxing Day). I went to a mall once on Boxing Day and the line-ups were so crazy it wasn't worth getting good deals. And I say that as somebody who is broke. There were line-ups snaking all over the place and people pushing each other to get to things.
I AM old people. I don't act like a cunt.
My mom and dad always taught me to treat elders with respect a dignity. I always say excuse me, pardon me, yes mam, no mam etc.. But it just F-in piss me off when the elderly treat me like F-in shit and turn on me. Not my whole generation is assholes.
I hate black friday debt massacre day everyone is a ASSHOLE..
Sorry DD about the stupid inconsiderate assholes you delt with. I hope you feel better with your vent.
I made a vow to myself yesterday. No more shit taking. Ever. I will flat call them on it.
DD, you're not old! My mom is about your age. I mean people in their 70s and upwards. (For example my grandma is 86.)
I don't know, maybe I've just had bad experiences with old people, but they are usually so rude, especially in the grocery store. Always blocking aisle and giving me horrible looks when I dare try to pass. One time when I was backing my car out of a parking lot this old woman went crazy on me because we almost backed into each other. I was like, Um, it's both our faults and there's no damage, let's just both leave now. (This is true-tyhere was no damage to either car.) She went crazy calling me names...like she owned the friggin' parking lot. I was about 21 at the time so she insisted it was automatically my fault, I needed to let her pass first, etc. WTF? You don't own everything because you've been around longer and have had "a hard life". My life ain't so great either, lady.
Oh and I realize people can be assholes at any age, believe me, I realize that!
I love that you did this, Pat!!!
I have never yelled the F-word at anyone in a store, but I routinely move other people's shopping carts out of my way, if they are blocking the aisle. Screw 'em if they don't like it. I also have been known to bump other people's carts on purpose if they are acting like nitwits.
On black Friday, my brother went to Wal-Mart at 4:30 am because he knew they were opening at 5 and he wanted to get a laptop they had as a special. When he got there, he found the store full of people, because it had been open since midnight. Shoppers were not allowed to actually buy anything until 5 am, but they could collect the items they wanted, and wait. All these people, dragging along their kids, went to Wal-Mart at midnight, grabbed the sale items, and stood around until 5am. I bet it was real fun after that first hour.
Christina
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