Early this morning, it's cold now and the frost was pretty. But, of course this camera couldn't catch it. I have the worst luck with camera's. I'm back to the old Vivitar. Maybe I'll get a new Vivitar, since they're they only digitals that work for me. Anyway, after all the trouble yesterday, you'd think I'd have been sleepless, but, I slept good. I do feel bad about all the shit that went down, but, I still have no idea what I did. It's tough to be the bitch in the family. The daughter who is "killing her mother." But, that's the way it is. I know there will never be peace. You can't relax around here. You can't ever drop your guard and just enjoy life because you don't know what they'll pull next. The only time they've left me alone is when I had a man. Men are the boss in my family, even if they're worthless. That's just the way it is. I love living alone, but, I think maybe I need to find a husband. If I had a husband I could be free of the relatives. I have to think on this seriously. I really don't want a husband, but, it would sure solve some problems. It shouldn't be hard to find one, even if I am an old bag, but, I have to find one I can stand..and he has to own a house. See? This is how crazy they make me. I'm thinking of finding a husband just to make them leave me alone. There's that weirdo that follows me around like the paparazzi. He likes me. And he's rich. He's probably outside in his truck right now doing my astrological charts. And staring at my door with his binoculars. That's normal, right? Sigh.
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Maybe you can find a husband, but he'll stay at his own house. If "mom" will leave you alone if you're married, you don't have to keep him around ALL the time; just have him show his face occasionally. To keep the pests away, ya know? The perfect man. There when you need him, and gone when you don't. If I could find one who'd be available for sex when I wanted it, and could fix stuff around the house, I could be one of those "happily married women" I keep hearing about!
There is no such thing as a happy marriage, only tolerable ones.
Or you can find a gay friend who can pose as your "boyfriend". Maybe that'll be enough to keep the hag away.
say you met a nice man on the internet and as soon as you send him money to nigeria he will come over and take control of all of them....
:D
LMAO Tia!
No more gay men, unless they own a house. A nice house.
Yeah, Pat, you need a husband. I'm the furthest thing from being old fashioned... but I do believe that you need a ying to your yang - or something like that. LOL
Get your booty out there and circulate where there might be some decent guys. That's how I met my hubby. And even though I wasn't looking (just happened to be out with the girls) he found me and I realized he was my soul mate.
This has nothing to do with the topic unless of course you want to file it under CRAZY, I just had to share...My psycho sister and her wacko son moved out on Tuesday of course she didn't let me know she was moving and she stole my dresser a boom box and mattress which is well worth it considering she is now gone, such relief she's playing all nice at least leaving mssg.'s on my cell phone about my ex needing to keep his bleep bleep bleep out of things what has happened is between she and I bleep bleep bleep and his bleep bleep bleep doesn't need to get involved, this is because he asked for me when I would be getting my dresser back the boom box back and mattress back she claims and informed my ex I said she could have the items because I know that all she did was give give give and all we did was take take take she said she moved out for a reason and that reason was because those remaining in the house are F'd up....She and I have two different memories and I don't even recall her asking to use the items, but again just having her OUT is so relaxing....Happy Dance Happy Dance...Now DD REALLY Marriage ummm how bout just get a marriage license off line and a blow up doll that you can move about the house near windows so your psycho family will see a shadow and you just tell them it's your husband? Yes I realize the plan is to get away from them but I would be curious how long it would take for them to realize the hoax.
Connie
PS...Saying it again MY SISTER IS OUT OF MY HOUSE YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Matilda, love ya, but, I don't think you're getting me on this one. I don't want love. I want a contract and a house. I want to be honest about it too. I'll do this and that, you do this and that.
Yay!!!!!!! Connie, like I told you, you will be so much happier without her and her problems. Awesome.
It sounds like a good plan. Be picky, make sure he understands your criteria and it could work. There has got to be plenty of people out there that are looking for companionship that would understand where you're coming from. A widower that isn't looking for a great love, but someone to make a great apple pie...:)
I know what some of you are thinking. Well, stop.
Gay man= Nice house! Duh!! And decorated to the nines, girl! Make one your new BFF and she will leave you be. Or talk about him all the time, make up some sh** and talk it up. Just because she nevers sees him doesnt mean he doesnt exist. Unless she'd start snooping even more!! LMAO-MissTia! Good one! Nigeria? Can you imagine? Her mouth would hit the floor!! hahaha...just say he's rich And married so you can't discuss it but you have the best sex ever with this man. It would be a hoot! She would just stand there with her mouth open.
rox
Or better yet...tell her you are seeing a Jehovah's Witness and he will be paying her a visit soon! Something to look fwd to for sure Mom!! hahaha
rox
Go for the rich weirdo Pat. He surely can't be any worse than your nutcase relatives.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ Shot Into Space From A Fucking Cannon. Your mother is so similar to mine, it scares me sometimes. How many batshit insane old ladies are out there? Is it a generational thing? Will they die out soon and leave us in peace? WTF?
My mother and older sister are also intimidated by men for some reason. Lucky for me, my husband sees them for what they are although he didn't 100% believe me when we first started dating at I started telling him some of their bullshit. After 14 years together he's seen enough to know how true it is. They try to hide their viciousness when he's around but like all whackjobs, they can't control the crazy and it slips out when they let their guard down.
If I live longer than he does (which I hope I don't), I'll be moving far away from them and not leaving any contact info.
Well, at least he's interested in your life!
I don't want fucking companionship. I want a house where they can't get me!
OT--but i sent a pithy email and i can now graduate this december!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, put the word out. Some guy, probably a bit older than you will be interested. You have to make it clear exactly what the deal is. Maybe some guy that can't get it up anymore? Then that way sex is not even an issue. Like was said prev a good apple pie on Sundays may be all he requires! You can totally do that. OMG! A wedding! Yippee!!! Can't wait. Marry Crabbie if all else fails. He's usually very supportive.
Rox
Pat;
My older (50ish) brother is single, handsome, makes good money, owns his own home, and is the funniest, smartest guy I know. He's also straight. So you ask what's the problem? He's an artist and musician. (But he has a really good paying day job!) He always hooks up with needy bitches who don't understand the concept of giving someone some space. You two would be great together!!
Match Maker, where does your brother live?
Tia, that is awesome news. I'm happy for you.
Miss Tia... Congrats! You did it girl!
Crabbie is a young guy. I already have kids. I need someone my own age.
Now crabbie will get 300 emails..sorry, dude.
DD if you are not interested in COTD's Bro I may take him, but my deal is the male will need to stay in his home, I will stay in my home and he just pay me for leaving him alone, almost like alimony without the marriage and the I don't like you...I may be willing to talk to the gentleman on the phone for 2 or 3 minutes once or twice a week just as long as the money keeps coming in I will even talk nicely and throw in the occassional babe and hon.
Connie
LMAO connie. I think my deal is better.
DD;
He lives in Texas. It's a cool little town. I visit often. Your business would do well there.
(I'm going to get you in my family one way or another! ;^)
Re: Crabbie as husband. Wouldn't work out anyway because if he ever starts to crave vagina I have dibs on him. (No, he doesn't know)
Hmmmm wonder where I am going wrong, I think my deal is Ideal for any sane person, maybe Im to sane? I think I will place my ad on one of those date sites see how many hits I get, and if that doesn't work I am closer to Texas then you are.
Connie
Congrats Connie! I know what it's like to deal with a nutty sister. When mine finally moved out I was thrilled.
I wouldn't marry a rich guy to get out of my situation even though it sounds nice. I hate the idea of depending on somebody else's money. I'm living at home right now because I can't work due to my dumb-ass heart acting up again (I'm actually HOPING they will give me open heart surgery...I have to wait six more months to find out. I want to be normal) and while I'm happy my mom lets me live at home, I really wish I had my own money, I feel awful having to borrow money from other people and I hate feeling like I owe people things...I want my own money and I can't wait to get it. I would not like to feel like I had to give a husband nightly blow jobs or some shit like that because he took care of me financially, yuck.
Pat, you need my arrangement. He is 13 years older than me, has big house on the hill, I cook and clean and do laundry, he does the honey do stuff. We don't sleep together. Our dogs have companionship. He fixes my computer when it fucks up. He's smart and funny and still buff. He likes a woman around to ride around with him in his hot rods. I stayed upstairs all weekend and we only said to each either hi hon in passing and it's just the way be both like it.
escrow
Oh, and I met him on Match.com almost 5 years ago and this is the 2nd time I've lived with him.
escrow
Pat, I believe you will find that
someone and soon...just feelin' it.
MisTia: Congrats. That is wonderful news.
UUUGGGGHHH SEX??? I think its all the meds that I am on that has caused that part to just go ewwww and roll my eyes, I use to be the girl people would give me the hopping penis's as gifts and now I give that stuff an eye roll and an oh broher whatever, or maybe its having Miss Shay~Shay so late in life whatever the reason I just have lost it and am really OK with it considering I don't want to be in that type of a relationship, I like the lets be friends and talk about anything but sex relationship.
Connie
Maybe you should marry your mother off instead! Hook her up as a mail order bride, and send her off to Singapore or Siberia or Switzerland. If he doesn't have to meet her before the wedding, you might just get away with it!
dhwh is a thinker, and I think that is a GREAT idea, place her and your aunts in a huge crate nail it up and send them to the Congo for the apes to play with, I am sure you could get donations from any of your readers knowing your sanity is involved.
Connie
Connie;
Maybe you and Pat could switch out.
And, I liked dhwh's idea as well.
Funny posts...and I was thinking about Crabbie and you but only if he has a nice house.
You're not killing your mother. Your mother is killing your mother. Frankly I think she enjoys the shit out of this drama so maybe your mistreatment of her is even giving her a reason to live.
Getting married wouldn't be solving a problem or two it would be trading one set for another wouldn't it? I haven't met a man for whom it was worth shouldering another set of problems. If you do then go for it.
I wasn't talking about companionship for you, I meant him. If he has a rocking house, you could throw him a lunch date here and there, right? And then after lunch, he can go back to his apartment over the garage.
I like escrow's arrangement. It's honest.
The only single male friend we have that owns a house in a nice property on the Capitol Forest area and has his own business is an asshole who I wouldn't wish on any of the women I appreciate. He thinks all women that look him in the eye want to fuck him. He is still pissed that he got my husband on that yahoo chat where we met and now we are married for 4 years and he's still alone with his assholiness.
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