This whole Tiger Wood's car crash mess is getting more and more embarrassing, since Tiger did not receive facial lacerations by plowing his Caddy into a hydrant and a tree. Please. Now there's the story, which I'll bet you my next winning scratch off is true, that his wife didn't break the Caddy window to rescue his ass. She busted out his Caddy window with one of his golf clubs before he crashed. She was slamming the windows as she chased him down the drive and he got distracted and wrecked his car. It's hard to see at 2 am when you have a pissed off wife chasing your cheating butt with a deadly golf club and your face is bleeding. Tiger hasn't given details yet, but, he released a statement that the whole thing is an embarrassment to his family and he will try to make sure it never happens again. Yeah, I'll bet. Try keeping your dick in your golf pants next time. I feel kinna sorry for him. My dysfunctional family and blog is embarrassing enough, but, the whole world doesn't read it. At least I don't have to hire a publicist to lie for me.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Tiger fucked up
This whole Tiger Wood's car crash mess is getting more and more embarrassing, since Tiger did not receive facial lacerations by plowing his Caddy into a hydrant and a tree. Please. Now there's the story, which I'll bet you my next winning scratch off is true, that his wife didn't break the Caddy window to rescue his ass. She busted out his Caddy window with one of his golf clubs before he crashed. She was slamming the windows as she chased him down the drive and he got distracted and wrecked his car. It's hard to see at 2 am when you have a pissed off wife chasing your cheating butt with a deadly golf club and your face is bleeding. Tiger hasn't given details yet, but, he released a statement that the whole thing is an embarrassment to his family and he will try to make sure it never happens again. Yeah, I'll bet. Try keeping your dick in your golf pants next time. I feel kinna sorry for him. My dysfunctional family and blog is embarrassing enough, but, the whole world doesn't read it. At least I don't have to hire a publicist to lie for me.
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I agree. I would be so embarassed if people that knew me knew all the shit I've been through . I'm embarassed enough sometimes with the little they do know
The more I read, the more I like Tiger's wife. Wish I'd had the balls to do that to my ex. Not sure if my ex would've been more pissed about breaking a window in his lovely car or breaking one of his special golf clubs.
It just proves the fact that men will cheat on even the most beautiful women.I would scratch his eyes out too. How humiliating for the wife.
Talk about embarrassing, that would be you crazy bat.
I too am super glad that no one has documentation on the nuclear meltdowns I've had over cheating husbands.
I hope Tiger's wife got in a few good whacks before he escaped.
I just read that he is the first athlete to go over one billion in earnings. His wife should get at least half and that ho he was in Australia with should get the golf club up her ass.
I don't care if it is a double standard, applauding her beating his ass. I am glad to see it happen. I wish I could have done some harm to my lying ex, but I am not rich enough to be able to get out of the trouble I would have gotten into.
Glad she has money. Glad he is too ashamed he got beaten by his wife to out her. Love seeing that righteous asshole's rep fall. His father was a piece of shit who left his other family, but was such a devoted and admired father to Tiger. Never bought that shit, it was all PR. Earl was a pig and his son Tiger is too.
She went all IKEA on his face !!! Kiki :)
At least Elin will never be compared to Jen Aniston. Bitch does not suffer fools. Save us all from having a pity party for another tabloid love triangle.
I hope Rachel, the home wrecker, feels safer on the West coast with her new lawyer, Gloria. She better hope she never meets Elin. Funny she headed out west to L.A. in exile and fear. Bitch isn't so fierce when her "Bear's" face is busted and he's hiding.
I'd have loved to see this shit. Tiger had to be scared.
LOL "Bear." So ridic.
All these extra ciriculars might explain his shit golf game of late. LOL He's such a whiny, pouty face, entitled punk.
escrow
I know it's best to ignore the trolls but I noticed 9:05 used the name "crazy bat" which is a name I used today, I doubt anybody noticed that except myself but I'm paranoid and just want to say...I am not the troll. :(
Anyway, as for Tiger, I think he deserved all of this and more, but I bet Elin will stay with him. That seems to happen a lot when famous men cheat.
9:51 I agree and I think Jennifer "Permanently obsessed with my ex" Aniston could learn a lesson from Elin!
Alison, no worries. The real troll left a trail of blatent clues anyone can follow.
I hope she didn't use a putter. They don't cause enough damage! I bet you I would have had a HOLE in one!!! UP HIS ASS!!!!
1. why is it the side dish is always busted looking? She's one testicle away from being a tranny.
2. i woulda used that big ole wooden club on his ass.
No fury like a woman scorned. Tiger was allegedly talking to a friend about a "Kobe special" he had to get.
She shouldn't take that shit from him. He'll only do it again with another skank he thinks will keep her mouth shut. Tiger is so full of himself that he yells out his own name when he has sex.
Jarhead
Yikes - sounds like Tiger had it coming!
Totally off the subject, Dirty Disher recommended a book during the scary movie post - Gerald's Game. I ordered it from the library and am about 1/2 way through it. I have to agree, it is about the most horrifying book I have ever read (or in my case listened to since I got the audio book).
Thanks for the recommendation (and nightmares!)
Geralds Game scared the living fuck out of me..and I've seen it all.
He still won't talk to the police. Why is that? Embarrassed?
Oh yes. I had this shit called as soon as I heard about it. The holes in his story say so much too. He is just worried about his image and his endorcements. And his family's reputation. He is not unlike us in that he would rather keep the dirty laundry hidden. Sadly, for him though, he landed up next to a neighbors tree. It then becomes someones elses business. Someone that saw something will talk. He will pay them off if he can, he will make his wife an offer she can't refuse ala: Kobie Bryant! It happened, he was caught, she got pissed at being home with 2 babies and him out fucking around, probably...Again!!! I hope the truth comes out. They are acting very suspicious.
rox
Police gossips speculate that Tiger is avoiding them until his face heals.
LOL @Valle and the "one testicle away from being a tranny"!
This story just gets more and more entertaining. I never did like this guy, and now I've got company.
It's hilarious that she went after him with a golf club.
I have to agree regarding Gerald's Game. Very creepy--the monster dude gives me chills. I love parts of most Stephen King books, just not always the entire book, as in Hearts in Atlantis.
Christina
I wonder if they have any live-in help. Housekeeper or nanny? They will be questioned if this gets investigated. I think Tiger wants it to go away because his wife beat his ass & it's showing on his damn face. He's ashamed. At least he didn't sink so low as to hit her back. His mother will not be pleased. Shame!!! Shame!!! Elin is a role model for women with cheating ass men! Be afraid! hahaha
DD, I agree with the face heling theory also. At least healed enough so that police can't tell how the wounds were inflicted. Trust me, the PGA cares more about golden boys image than he does himself.
escow
Why are you so convinced he was messing around? I've been hearing contradictory things and I'm not convinced. Not because he's too moral to do so, about that I have no idea, but because they both denied it and TMZ is skanky.
Ok,clearly my radar sucks and I can't call these things - I guess that's why I don't have a blog. Tiger just admitted to fucking around on his website.
Team Elin all the way.
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