The top one is Tiger's Caddy, damn, he really bunged it up. The real wreck is the skank he's been poking, Rachel Uchitel. Nice fake hair, bitch, did Tiger pay for that? The police now want to examine Tiger's medical records and search his mansion because they don't believe his story. And when they find out the truth, Tiger's wife, Elin, could face assault charges. *
That'd be the poop icing on her shit cake. She just found out that while she's home with Tiger's kids, Tiger is slipping it to a plastic skank..and she found out because the whole world found out. How humiliating. Yesterday I was feeling a little sorry for Tiger, we all fuck up sometimes, but, today TMZ says that during a phone conversation with some friend, Tiger said that his wife had "gone ghetto" on him and that he had "to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'"
That'd be the poop icing on her shit cake. She just found out that while she's home with Tiger's kids, Tiger is slipping it to a plastic skank..and she found out because the whole world found out. How humiliating. Yesterday I was feeling a little sorry for Tiger, we all fuck up sometimes, but, today TMZ says that during a phone conversation with some friend, Tiger said that his wife had "gone ghetto" on him and that he had "to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'"
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Meaning he has to buy some big ass diamond for Elin. I doubt Elin wants a big ass diamond. It makes her sound like a gold digger (which I've never thought of her as) and Tiger sounds like he's entitled to screw skanks and humiliate his wife. I'm not liking him a lot today. Why do sports stars always have to be whores and think they're perfectly entitled to act that way? I kinna hope his wife packs up his clothes and golf clubs and leaves them on the mansion lawn and changes the locks. Alimony anyone? Oh, hell yeah.
Meaning he has to buy some big ass diamond for Elin. I doubt Elin wants a big ass diamond. It makes her sound like a gold digger (which I've never thought of her as) and Tiger sounds like he's entitled to screw skanks and humiliate his wife. I'm not liking him a lot today. Why do sports stars always have to be whores and think they're perfectly entitled to act that way? I kinna hope his wife packs up his clothes and golf clubs and leaves them on the mansion lawn and changes the locks. Alimony anyone? Oh, hell yeah.
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I can see any man wanting to sleep with this woman. Not marry her, but just fuck her, alot. She looks like the type that would like being a kept woman. Wow, Tiger blew it. Every woman in America will be cheering for her! Good for her! Tiger thinks by not telling the truth this will just go away. Not now days. Too much cash to be made finding the facts & publishing them. I am very interested in this story. I have to laugh, I have seen him playing golf on TV. When he misses a shot he says every cuss word there is!!! You can see him saying it! It's hilarious. Little Mr. Perfect ain't so perfect, now is he? I am awaiting the police updates. Can he just not ever talk to them about this? I don't get it.
Rox
I see nothing attractive about a plastic fake woman. His wife is cute.
He's not talking because he needs the face injuries to heal first. Or Elin will face assault charges and he'll look more like a fool.
That chick does look plastic.
I see nothing wrong with having a bit of plastic surgery to fix something that nature made wrong..but all these chicks that make themselves look like living Barbies is not wonderful. You are right Rox. Men will think of them as just a good fuck.
I hope Elin put a good scare into his ass..heheh
Tiger should be REAL happy that Elin didn't pull a 'Lorean Bobbit' on him.
I didn't mean to say every woman in America will be cheering for the "other womman", I meant that about his darling wife. She's my new hero!! The new whore can go to hell.
rox
I'm very proud of his wife. When I thought my partner was cheating on me I pepper sprayed him in the face when he wouldn't leave my house. More women need to stand up to their cheating partners and make them realize their actions do have consequences.
So, which one of those three bitches did he screw?
The ugly one.
what breed of dog is that anyways? And don't say prostitute. I mean the K-9 dogs. They are kind of different looking.
Her legs are frightening. Bones with a bit of skin wrapped around them.
She looks very much like I figured she'd look. Whenever famous men get caught cheating it's almost always with girls who look like blow up dolls: fake hair, fake boobs, giant lips, whore makeup, itty-bitty clothes, etc.
I would also like to know the breed of the dog. Is there anyone out there that can fili us in?
Re the dogs - the silver one looks like a Cairn Terrier and the black one is a Brussels Griffon (signed Pet Hoarder in Training - LOL)
Yuck.
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