Thursday, December 3, 2009

The 80 million dollar wife

source
The Daily Beast:
The lawyer familiar with the couple's negotiations told The Daily Beast that Tiger also has agreed to shorten the original prenup to seven years from the date of marriage, meaning it will vest in another two. And the revised agreement provides for a staggered schedule of payments spread out over five years that could be worth upward of $75 million. So for Elin to collect $80 million, she'll need to stay with Tiger another seven years, be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story. Even if she lasts only two more years, she'll still walk away with nearly twice what she was entitled to under the original prenup.Tiger's advisers, who have successfully gotten the couple into counseling sessions, believe that keeping the marriage intact will help Tiger keep his corporate sponsors and bolster his dented image. Elin is herself considered a good asset. She's never been a publicity hound or used her marriage to make money through self-help books, lecture series, or QVC makeup and jewelry lines. Rather, she's just maintained a low profile and dedicated herself to being a spouse and mother. As opposed to some other celebrities, like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie, Elin has never pushed her kids into the public eye. So, now, if she is persuaded to stay, she knows little will be the same. Her quiet life is finished. A Los Angeles-based paparazzo told me that a photo of Elin and the children would fetch $250,000. Some agencies are offering $100,000 just for tips that pay off with photos.
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If Tiger had just had one lover, I would have felt bad for all this, I mean, maybe he acually fell in love, we don't know. But, that's not true, what we DO know is that Tiger has a bevy of skanks coming out of the wood work now and they have proof. His voice mails have been made public. He stuck his little coffee colored billion dollar dick in any tuna smelling crusty hole that would have him AND he made his wife feel like a fool. One of Tiger's whores is so ugly she looks like the ass end of a warthog. This is what he fucked his family over for? I wonder how he's going to like spending the next seven years with a woman who hates his fucking guts and I wonder if it will ever stop being about image and he'll realize what he lost by thinking he's entitled to act like a lying asswipe? Tough nuts, Tiger, you peen head weasel. The rest of you lying asshole sports hero's need to take this as a lesson. You are not God. Elin Woods might be close though.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

You must have gotten that entire description of his penis and the crusty hole from a white trash romance novel. That was great.

I hope she does well. He's an arrogant prick. Now he'll just hire women on the side like Shaq. Kobe disclosed that bit of info during his hotelgate scandal.

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

I would take that deal in a heartbeat. But I would make his life miserable in private.

STUPID PRICK!!!

Dirty Disher said...

She WILL make his private life hell. She won, straight up. She's a hero to all wronged women. Tiger's fucked himself.

Jarhead, I AM a white trash novel.

valle said...

fuck him ! i would stay , take the money and run when it's time, and fuck the pool boy in the meanwhile.

CJ said...

Elin should hold out for a better deal. Tiger is rumored to be the first billionare athlete. She is so worth more than 80M. If he wants her to stay to improve his image, he needs to increase the offer. Elin needs to get herself the best divorce lawyer she can find.

Where did Tiger find such skanks?

Maureen said...

It's sad,especially if she was in love with him, we don't know. All that money can't heal her broken heart. She' and her children will live very comfortable lives, but is it worth the price?
I wonder if Khloe Kardashian is next up for the public humility?

miss tia said...

he needs HER, more than she needs him!

she should dump his ass! fuck his image, it's over for him....

Anonymous said...

Right on, Valle!!!

Do you know what happens when this douche nozzle unzips his pants? His brains fall out. What a dumb, arrogant, lying, betraying piece of shit! I hope she gets it all! And DD - love your description. Hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh!

Anonymous said...

If she hates his guts, she won't stay with him, I'll wager.

This sounds like a marriage of convenience to some extent. All the terms of their prenup seem to depend upon HER staying with him, Princess Di should have had such an offer instead of the lies and maltreatment she had to put up with.

Anonymous said...

Miss Tia, I will have to disagree with you. Tiger doesn't need anyone in his life. I think he is naturally egocentric and sees other people for what they can do for him.

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

Tiger DOES need Elin to save his image. He doesn't need her to love him or support him or sleep with him. Just to save his image by staying married to him. Separate bedrooms and appointments to discuss things may become the norm for him. But if he fucks around again and she finds out, she should get 1/2 of everything!!! She had his kids. She has been made to look like a fool. He didn't care about the consequences till he got caught. Gawd! You know she's out at the gyno getting tested for any & all STD's now!!! You would hate the person that put you thru that and made you feel filthy. She is never gonna love him. He has failed her. He cannot be trusted. Hell, even the ho's can't trust him. He had so many, even they are mad at him! LOL..."the roving eye of the Tiger"!!
rox

Anonymous said...

She should get 90% of the estate because he did fail her. I am not joking. He entered into a marriage and failed his part of the deal, so he should forfeit his equity in the estate.

If she decides to continue in the relationship and save his image, then go back to 50/50 with the agreed upon stipulations.


Jarhead

Anonymous said...

I am hoping she gets the agreement changed so that if/when he does this again, all bets are off and she can get it all, in court. At least 50%. If he eff's up, the aforementioned contract should be void.
rox

Anonymous said...

What celeb was it, when he left his wife & kids he just walked out. Left them with everything? He was being a man about it, he knew he didn't deserve anything they had built together so he left it all behind. I can't remember who it was. But I admired that. No fights, no court. Just "here, take it". Thats a man.

Unknown said...

I thought it was a pretty standard clause in prenups that if one party cheats, the contract is null & void. $80 million is a lot of money, but she's getting a raw deal. He's worth A LOT more than that (wasn't his Nike contract alone $300 million?) and cheated not only once, but with at least three women. Who knows how many other skanks are going to crawl out of the woodwork.