Thursday, December 17, 2009

Blowjob Girl



Ummm, that's right men, we are going to tell you what you like, just like you tell us what we like. Sooo good, umm.

27 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

LMAOOOOO!

Noelle said...

LMAOOOOOO! with ya!

The hospital computer deprivation has put you on blog "fire". Thanks for the entertainment. your the best. please take care. Feel like you've had a blue ribbon healing? :)

Dirty Disher said...

I feel like an old crip mongaloid. But, hey, I'm alive. LOL.

Dirty Disher said...

But, my rat missed me. She was so huggy/kissy and glad to see me. It was adorable.

steph said...

FUNNY!

But, DD -- since you got home from the hospital you've been burning up the blog-waves with new entries. I love it as I missed your posts while you were gone, but if you're on the computer - are you getting the rest your body needs?

TAKE CARE of yourself, get lots of rest (even if you don't feel tired) and follow nurse's orders. Be well!

Dirty Disher said...

steph, the sitting position is most comfortable. So, yeah, I'm good here.

Anonymous said...

LMAO here too! I love my man and I know he loves me, but jeez.

Dirty Disher said...

But, he still believes those stupid mens mags. Yep.

Dirty Disher said...

How many times have us girls heard "I'm gonna give it to you so hard!" And we're like, wtf, dude? No, eww.

Anonymous said...

And porn movies--harder, faster, ooh, baby, yeah! Ouch. About as sexy as pounding nails.

Dirty Disher said...

I know! Total mens fantasy. But, it's so sad that men think we're like that.

Nattie said...

Awwwww. Beebee's affection musta been so cute, I got a rush from reading that.

BJ girl gave me a good laugh

Unknown said...

Because men are conceited!!! I'm glad someone is telling them to eff off.

Cut On The Diagonal said...

That was some stuff.
Is that the new girl on "Office"?

Cut On The Diagonal said...

I totally screwed that comment up.

Dirty Disher said...

Nattie, it surprised me how much she missed me. She's a rat, not a dog, but, she sure knows who her mama is.

Michele! said...

Funniest EVER....Glad you are back and better than ever! Wishing you the best, and glad to see your quick recovery! I would have missed your honesty!!! Best Wishes...always! I finally figured out how to leave my name,recently.. in your honor....(I'm apparently an idiot)!

Dirty Disher said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Yep. That is Erin on The Office.

Christina

Dirty Disher said...

She's cute whoever she is. LOL.

Anonymous said...

I loved her choppers and the sandpaper remark. Awesome goodness.
Laughter is the best medicine.
PS-Rats are the most loving pets. I had one as a kid who would hang out on my shoulder and nuzzle me for hours.
Sprite

Dirty Disher said...

Awww. They really are a loving smart animal.

Mabel Leaf said...

"How dry do you want it?" LMFAO!!!!
Glad you are home and feeling better Pat. That is some scary business you went through!

Nina said...

roflmfao....Pat, it's so good to have you back and ripping at the keyboard while loving it up with Beebee.

Dirty Disher said...

Good to be back and have a keyboard.

Frimmy said...

Good to have you back!!

and...ahahahahaha!!! I don't burst out laughing much but that was very funny.

Anonymous said...

Wow. If she woke me up talking like that I'd be calling on my attack dog to get to work. I take penis threats seriously and will not take chances.

Jarhead