Monday, December 14, 2009

Child services is investigating Elin Woods

Florida Department of Children and Families has officially launched an investigation of Elin Woods after reports of domestic violence. Let me get this straight, the fucking bureaucrats who sit on their fat ass's and collect huge paychecks for doing nothing are slapping more stacks of paperwork on already overworked social workers who could be out saving an abused child so that THEY can get some press? Are you fucking kidding me? There is nothing wrong with Elin Woods' kids, and there is nothing wrong with Elin Woods. She's just married to a rich low life pig. Fuck child services. I hope someone busts out their GD windows with a golf club. Florida..it's the place to move if you're a pedo or child murderer, because all the cops and all the social workers are at Elin Woods' mansion having fucking tea.

10 comments:

crabbie said...

Thanks for the link. Doubled my traffic.

Dirty Disher said...

I don't want you to be the GD Maytag repairman. You are far too talented. Still an asshole, but, a talented one.

Matilda said...

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Fairy said...

The fuck?! SMH. What utter assholes. All that shit with Jon and Kate and no well visits and Elin gets one? Totally messed up.

MonicaW42 said...

Where were they with Casey Anthony and those other psycho killers in Florida? That is the biggest problem with CPS. Here in Arizona they are a HUGE joke.

Anonymous said...

This is seriously messed up. He gets a $160 fine and she gets f'g investigated? Dayum, I guess it pays to be Tiger in Fla. Yes, pedo's and child murderers do seek their privacy in Fla. Land of the pedo's. And everybody wants to jump on the Tiger bandwagon, eff the real problems in our state. Lets get our names on this Tiger case. Maybe we will meet him? You know thats the shit they are all thinking. They are star obsessed. Elin better not get fucked on this. Tiger may not be fucking her anymore, so he's theoretically fucking her, I guess.
rox

Anonymous said...

He will probably be attracted to his wife after she leaves him. He seems to like the chase better than the kill. He is the biggest douchbag since Jon Gos. Tiger was so many kids' hero. This sucks so bad. She should leave him for Sweden and get on with her life as a rich divorcee' single mother.

Alison said...

I hate these people, they care more about getting press than about taking care of children. Fucking idiots. The whole system is a joke, there are kids getting abused and murdered by their parents but CPS ignores them, meanwhile they go around taking kids away from perfectly good homes for the dumbest reasons. Fuck them sideways.

miss tia said...

how much you wanna bet there's a 'leak' about their investigation?? i bet they only investigated this because he's famous and they wanted to stick their nose in business it doesn't belong in...

isn't florida the state that one little girl is MISSING from their system????

Anonymous said...

Miss Tia, one little girl? All I ever hear is about missing little girls in Fla. It has got to be the state with the highest missing children/murders in the country. There is seriously something wrong down there. Nobody in state & county services wants to do their damn jobs, they just want to collect their pay. With as little strain as possible. I would guess it's like that in every state. It is true in the midwest.
rox