Sunday, December 13, 2009

Ehhhh,

Me too, Sugartits, me too. In fact, I slept with Tiger Woods and Jon Gosselin at the same time. Will the tabloids please call me for juicy details.

27 comments:

maureen said...

I'm jelus!

Anonymous said...

lol

CJ said...

When the final list is published, it will show that we all slept with Tiger Woods. I'm waiting for my 'I promise to keep my mouth shut' check. Also known as the Tiger Woods Stimulus Plan.

Dan Zinski said...

I wouldn't fuck Tiger Woods with Perez Hilton's dick.

Unknown said...

LOL Crabbie...

Anonymous said...

WTF is all & sundry ont payroll now?!
Get thee in back at cue Man ! Kiki not in uk

Anonymous said...

Mama Mia ci scifia ce fato lui ! Kiki @ Italiano

Anonymous said...

Sacre blue ! Cest la commence de la demise de la
tigre du bois ! Cette une mal Tempe. Kiki en francais.

Kerri said...

Maybe I can pass off this baby as his when he is born. That would be some great child support, LOL!

Anonymous said...

Hermano Tiger no mi gusta ! Kiki @ espanol.

Anonymous said...

Tikanis tiger ! Ella tho vre thasame afto.
Kiki @ hellenas

Anonymous said...

Tiger bosco essa malacca nella cabessa !
Kiki phalamos en portugues

Dirty Disher said...

When is the baby due, Kerri??? We have two others on here who are preg and I get so excited.

Anonymous said...

Icydk I'm fluent in about 7-9 languages and either
way u say it Tiger really really sucks !!! Kiki

btw German and chinese are in my new Rosetta stone
set. All be it I think the later will only be conversational.
Dayammm charicatures-alphabet is 0ver
4000 pieces so I won't be bothering with
learning to read or spell any of the Asian /Russian 1s.
Kiki in Canada (it's a small world afterall ;)

Anonymous said...

is that anon a troll speaking in tounges?

escrow

Dirty Disher said...

His mouth is full of cock.

Dirty Disher said...

AND he likes me to hit delete. It makes him cum in his pannies.

Alison said...

I slept with Jon AND Kate. What a pair of cheating whores!

;)

Dirty Disher said...

Ewwwwwwwwww, not Kate. Not even a paycheck from TMZ would get that lie outta me. I'd rather eat a ball of cat hair.

Kerri said...

Pat, he is due Jan. 14, but my doctor doesn't think I will make it out of December. I was early with my other 2, so odds are, he is right. Thanks for asking! :)

Dirty Disher said...

OMG Kerri, you have to let me know as soon as you can! And hopefully with a pic. Ohhhhh a Christmas bee bee!

Dirty Disher said...

crabbie, sure, but, you'd fuck Perez any way you could.

Lauren said...

I'm waiting for my 'I promise to keep my mouth shut' check. Also known as the Tiger Woods Stimulus Plan.

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LOL! hahahahahahahah!

Kerri said...

I sure will Pat!

Anonymous said...

Hey Pat
i still read here every day but havent posted in a while. Still LOVE your website!
Thought id tell ya that im actually preggers too and due on 22March.. we'd been trying for 8 years so VERY happy!
This site has kept me sane while ive been stuck at home with terrible morning sickness
Liz from NZ xox

Nadine said...

Yuck @ Tiger Woods........... but Antonio Banderas can hop into my bed any time.... :)

Linda said...

I'm waiting for my 'I promise to keep my mouth shut' check. Also known as the Tiger Woods Stimulus Plan.
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cj, BWHAHAHAH