I heard this rumor last week that Lindsay Lohan is screwing Cash Warren and I shook my head and went on. But, now it looks like that goofy rumor might actually be true. Seriously? He's married to Jessica Alba and they have a daughter. Jebus criminetly, when is it ever enough for guys? It's not like Alba is an A lister, but, we're talking Lindsay Crazy Train Lohan here. And what won't Lohan put in her vagina? Why doesn't someone introduce Lohan to Tiger Woods?
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Damn, she looks like some meth whore who just crawled out of the back alley. Guy would have to be crazy to get close to that.
I thought Lindsay was a lesbian. I guess she's bi. Or maybe she is so trashed all the time, she doesn't even care who she's sleeping with.
I loathe Jessica Alba because she's always complaining that she doesn't get good roles because she's too pretty. WTF-she is a TERRIBLE actress! If she wasn't pretty, she would get NO roles. I can't believe she is so delusional she honestly doesn't realize that. However, even though I don't like Jessica I think Cash is an asshole to cheat on her, mostly because they have a little daughter together. What a slime he is.
i heard somewhere that he's a douche anyway.
I used to love Lindsay, I thought she was so beautiful and unique with the red hair. Then she got on drugs and became the next Hollywood fluzzy. I hope she gets her act together...
Weird. Jessica dumped Cash a couple of months before they got married, then all-of-a-sudden, they are married!. She seems like wet toast to me; just not fun.
Cash may have been missing what Lindsay was offering, since I just can't see Jessica being very passionate, and how long will a passionless relationship last?.
Baby or not, Lindsay's crotch is where rumors die, it seems that she's been throwing herself at everyone from Sean Penn to Gerard Butler at any party she can sneak into.
"Jughead" Ronson finally had to quit that because of the drama and the worldwide stalking by Lohan.
If Lindsay was a ride at Disney World, it would be the scariest one in the place. Once I rode it I'd have to check my bits and pieces every day for discoloration, flaking, itch, burn or pus.
jarhead
Maybe it is for drugs? Anyway, I hope he wraps it all real good or it will rot and fall off.
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