After I saw the Virgin Mary pancake, I turned around and snapped this. OMG, it's the Holy Ghost in my kitchen! See his little nose? He's hanging out by my spice rack! Praise be! I'm gonna go see if the Mormons still want to baptize me!
Pat; Do you actually SEE these things, and THEN take the picture? Or do you just feel like there's something in that area and snap a pic, and THEN see it in the pic? I know this sounds like a dumb question, but I really want to know.
Since the mormons believe that the Holy Ghost was an actual man, they would probably be very excited to come talk to you, Pat. Then they could baptize you and you could wear magic underwear and be sealed to your family (mother) for all eternity. Oh wait.......that would be more like Hell, wouldn't it?
LMAO @ magic underwear! But seriously, you do know that they will come and baptize you once you are gone, don't you? They make a practice of doing this to people who have already passed. Baptizing people who were not Mormons, as Mormons. The Jews really got upset about this, and did some sort of an intervention. The Mormon church agreed to suspend the practice for those known to be Jewish. The practice creeps me out. My dad had a bad experience with the Mormon church---his first wife was a Mormon. He would be very offended to be rebaptized as a Mormon. So would I.
To expand on my previous anon comment (blogger wasn't working for me), being sealed to your family for all eternity seems like a dream come true for some folks, and then there are us honest people. The mormons have some whack ideas, only one of them being the magic underwear that protect them from harm/evil/catholics (kidding about the catholic part, serious as a heart attack about the rest). Next time you have a missionary over, ask them why they don't put them on their children? The biggest hypocritical elitists I've ever had the misfortune to meet.
Most of the Mormons are good people, I dont understand their beliefs, but they mean well. The population here in the last few years has really changed, and it is getting watered down. The beauty of the mountains here really do make up for the crazies....
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What is it really, Pat?
It's a miracle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kiki ;-)
I love Orbs! Wish I would see an Orb of my recently passed doggie! I'd give a million bucks!
xxoobima
Holy Spicy Macaroni!
escrow
Pat;
Do you actually SEE these things, and THEN take the picture? Or do you just feel like there's something in that area and snap a pic, and THEN see it in the pic?
I know this sounds like a dumb question, but I really want to know.
But the pancake had depth and charisma!. And the force is obviously with with it, since it brought peace to the family.
Jarhead
My family is at peace when we eat pancakes, too. ;^)
Mine too, Cut!! And waffles...never forget waffles...;).
10G (Gina)
That was not a jab at you, Jarhead. That's just me being silly. I really am interested in this, though.
Hey, I saw the BVM in the pancake, but I am afraid I do not see the holy ghost in your kitchen. Will I go to hell?
Yes. You will.
Cut, there are always things around me. It's just life.
Hmm I always imagine the holy ghost to be triangular. :(
Since the mormons believe that the Holy Ghost was an actual man, they would probably be very excited to come talk to you, Pat. Then they could baptize you and you could wear magic underwear and be sealed to your family (mother) for all eternity. Oh wait.......that would be more like Hell, wouldn't it?
LMAO, you guys crack me up. Seriously, I don't know what it it, but, I saw it, that's why I took the pic. It's energy of some kind.
LMAO! Magic underwear. we're all going to hell.
LMAO @ magic underwear!
But seriously, you do know that they will come and baptize you once you are gone, don't you? They make a practice of doing this to people who have already passed. Baptizing people who were not Mormons, as Mormons. The Jews really got upset about this, and did some sort of an intervention. The Mormon church agreed to suspend the practice for those known to be Jewish.
The practice creeps me out. My dad had a bad experience with the Mormon church---his first wife was a Mormon. He would be very offended to be rebaptized as a Mormon. So would I.
Christina
I thought it was a boob?
To expand on my previous anon comment (blogger wasn't working for me), being sealed to your family for all eternity seems like a dream come true for some folks, and then there are us honest people. The mormons have some whack ideas, only one of them being the magic underwear that protect them from harm/evil/catholics (kidding about the catholic part, serious as a heart attack about the rest). Next time you have a missionary over, ask them why they don't put them on their children? The biggest hypocritical elitists I've ever had the misfortune to meet.
Angie- are you in Utah?
I thought only other "Utards" knew about this nonsense....No wonder the rest of the world thinks we are nuts here....
snowbunnie
Not in Utah thankfully, just had the misfortune of knowing a few mormons in my day. How do you stand it?
@ Angie,
Most of the Mormons are good people, I dont understand their beliefs, but they mean well. The population here in the last few years has really changed, and it is getting watered down. The beauty of the mountains here really do make up for the crazies....
snowbunnie
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