Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Tiger Toon

Caption, 'No, no, no, honey! You're lifting your head and not following through!' Other Tiger jokes floating around include headlines..

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
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Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
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Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
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Whats the difference between Tiger's wedge & his car?
At least he can clear a water hazard and a tree with his wedge...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

guess no one gives a flying fuck about Tiger :)

escrow

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Dirty Disher said...

Heh.

Tonya said...

Escrow, I dunno..... I kind of feel like it's none of my business (which is odd because I normally feel like everything is my business). I mean, it seems to me that he cheated on his wife who proceeded to chase him while swinging his own golf club. He got distracted and drove into a tree. She fucked him up and he lied about it to cover. Sounds about right to me. He screwed up, she beat his ass, and they'll move on.

Unknown said...

LOL!