Tuesday, December 8, 2009

You can't go home now, Gosselin kids

According to Radar Online, Jon and Kate have finally sold thier E Town home, which has been sitting forelorn and empty (except for the trash and post it prayers Kate left) for ages. They bought it for $280,000 in 2006 and just sold it for a tidy profit at $325,000. You'd think the difference would be banked because the gravy train has crashed, but, those of us who know what fools these people are, well, we're just waiting to see what two seat sports car daddy picks out and which vacation spot mommy needs to go to alone because she's exhausted-ish. Toys, that's the ticket, eh?
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I sure hope the new owners understand that they will have to replace all the floor boards because of Kate's rule that dozens of full stinky potties be emptied once a day (usually when dad got home) and that the whole place is going to smell like a cat box. Maybe someone will actually make it a home, instead of a prison. Maybe they'll put up curtains and hang some pictures on the walls, wouldn't that be something? Maybe they'll get rid of all the free industrial washers and dryers and never put a sick child on that laundry room floor. Maybe kids will run free and see the master bedroom without penalty of severness. Maybe someone will actually play that free piano. Maybe trick or treaters will knock on that door now. Or maybe it's been bought by some sheeple who just wants to sniff Kate's toilet seat. One thing's for sure, there will never again be a sign in the front yard saying "Do not look at us, do not talk to us, do not take our picture." Because Kate is yesterdays news.

12 comments:

MonicaW42 said...

It's probably been bought by a sheeple to turn into a Kate shrine.

Anonymous said...

Who ever bought that house overpaid because a better house costs less in PA. Even in the really nice areas.

Dirty Disher said...

Happy Birthday, Naseem. I hope you have a great year.

Anonymous said...

Thats a cool looking house. But it will need all new flooring & walls for real. I love cape cod style. It's nice. Hate the Goss tho.

Laura said...

That house needs a cleansing. Can you image the arguments and abuse that we DIDN'T see.

I would burn sage, do a blessing, throw some holy water around, put up some crucifixes, lay down some salt to keep Kate out. Why would anyone buy that house? Yeah, as someone said, it had to be a sheeple.

Dirty Disher said...

I'm with you, Laura..bad bad vibes in that pee smeller.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Pat. <3 XoXo

Alison said...

I just read on a gossip site that Kate is filming something at a restaurant in North Carolina. Word is it's a segment for a pilot she wants to do but nobody's sure because the local paper sent a reporter to ask what was going on, and Kate's bodyguard made the reporter leave. God I hate that entitled snot, always hiding behind her bodyguards and PR whenever she's faced with something she doesn't make any money off of, but then being a shameless famewhore who pimps her own kids when she's getting $$$ for it.

Anyway...whatever she's doing I hope it doesn't get picked up by any network!

Unknown said...

I was hoping to win the lotery or my inheritance soon. I was going to have a big huge party. Than call Ty up Blow up that stupid sham of a family house. Take a dump pee all over it. Move all the scraps and sell them to sheep...

Dirty Disher said...

Alison, whatever that cunt has going on, it won't fly. People hate her and she's ignorant.

Alison said...

DD-I hope so. I want her off my TV! Ugh! She is also on the cover of "People" magazine too much and that mag is one of my guilty pleasures. I feel so dumb buying it when she or Jon are on the cover! I want them all to go away.

ronnie said...

To be honest, I wasn't allowed in either my mom's or my dad's master bedroom and I am the same way with my son. Grown-ups need grown-up spaces :-)

WTF was with keeping a sick kid on the laundry room floor though?