I just got my ass out of bed..I know, it's nearly noon. I made coffee, fed Bee her breakfast and found her water bottle on the floor. I feel terrible, she went all night without water, and she's nocturnal. Poor thing. Anyway, I got a cuppa and sat down to check comments and saw where you guys were telling me that John Mayer is all over the net apologising. Checked that out, and came to the conclusion, that Mayer is like that ex boy friend who hits you in the face. Then he cries and says he loves you and he will never hit you in the face again. In fact, he'd die before he ever hits you in the face. ..........He'll hit you in the face. Douche, douche. Done. Douche.*
In my scramble to find that gossip, I found this cover at Celebitchy and it cheered me up. Life & Style, Angie tells Brad they must have another baby to save their love! Angie isn't pregnant, and as far as I know, no adoption plans, but, they have to SAVE THEIR LOVE!!!!!! The six kids they have can't save their love, those kids are old news. Angie to Brad, after a fight: "I know! We have to have another baby!" Brad: "Uhhh, why?" Angie: " OMG, to save our love! WE HAVE TO SAVE OUR LOVE!" Brad: "Dur, okay."
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Indeed. Everyone knows having a baby saves love. There are Brad and Angie fans out there right now who are working on this concept. There are! 10 years from now, many kids will ask their parents why they were born and now they'll get an answer. To save our love! Jon and Kate should have another litter. I'm sure they too could SAVE THEIR LOVE. Excuse me if I having a good time here, nothing has cheered me up like that one little head line. Thanks, Life & Style, you're peachy.
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Now, if only I knew why Kendra is in tears!
It's nice to know the world is full of so any fools. It makes me feel....well.....normal.
any-that's supposed to be many.....my M key is fucked up again
Brad looks more like granpa than dad! I hate them. Sick of them. I think they have been together now longer than he was with Jen, is that right? It's pretty darn close. Enough already. Jeesh, let them just fight, f**k, kiss and die like everyone else. WHo gives a damn?
The pic of Kendra crying is when she was leaving the super bowl. She said the paparazzi was too close to her and the baby and it made her upset. Rightly so.
DebH
Kendra said it was the flashes and her baby was upset by all the paps. The rumor is she was just upset The Colts lost the SB. I live in Indy. They lost and they sucked that game. In fact, her husband probably cost them the win. He bounced the ball off his helmet losing it, the Saints took the ball & ran a TD. We never recovered. I am sure sh'e devastated that she can't brag about Hank playing in the SB. Instead she will just say "We don't talk about that". LOL!!! I love the Colts too, too bad they sucked that day. It was their own fault. She even stopped the filming of her show because of the loss. She is devastated by it. THATS why she's upset. IMHO.
Besides Hank will probably be traded next season and won't be a Colt anymore. He has been traded more than a $2 whore.
Kendra said it wasnt that Hank lost the game. Its because those disgusting P people were hounding her and getting in little hankies face. Poor kendra I felt so bad after hearing that. All she wanted to do was bring her little man to see the big game.
Did you see her post pg body after having the baby DD? She looks good and healthy.
Brad and Angie: A child is not going to save a relationship. Its only going to make it more stressful at times and very time consuming. But what am I saying they do have extra help around them I bet.
escrow, check it for candy. I found a piece of jelly belly in my space key. Ta ha..no, I did. It kept spacing on and on. I was like, wtf?
Kendra is crying over football????? Well, she is a sporty girl.
yes a band aid baby will save their love!
I don't think she's sporty, she just wanted to be able to 'brag' her hubs won the sb for Indy.
Don't tabs get bored of the same covers every week?
Nope, I think they just change the headline to another lie and sell 10 million of them to loons. How can that make them unhappy? Heh.
Any therapist will tell them that bringing a new baby into a difficult marriage is the WORST idea...but of course AJ knows that it's really the BEST idea to snag a guy and keep him entangled.
You guys aren't responding like this because you actually believe the story in this magazine?
When did Brad and Angie marry? They can't get a divorce until that little formality is out of the way. They need to curb their nomadic ways and teach their brood how to live as domesticated people live or they will become one f*#Ked up mess.
I've always said that when your relationship is in trouble the first thing you should do is get pregnant because nothing makes you feel more romantic than a crying, shitting newborn waking you up at 2 AM. There is, literally, no downside to doing this and every single couple who has ever had a baby to save a relationship has always thrived because of it.
Looks like someone has been watching too many soaps! LOL!
The people who write for this magazine have the easiest job in the world. Every week they just write the same story and change around a few details. Brad and Angie are fighting all the time! Angie's a controlling bitch! The kids cry for Daddy not to leave! Brad secretly talks to Jennifer Aniston every day! Angie is desperate to try "one last time" to keep Brad from leaving!...God, this kind of story is printed EVERY WEEK. They ought to just change the name of the mag to "Brad And Angelina Are Gonna Split! Magazine".
Oh, and I forgot to add, if Kendra was crying because the paps upset her baby by taking his picture, maybe she should stop whoring that baby out to every trashy magazine that comes a-knockin'. But I guess Kendra would say that's "different". Yeah, different because Kendra gets paid for it!
Her bringing Maddox into her marriage to Billy Bob was what broke them up, he didn't want the kid. It was obvious. They divirced soon after. Maddox was clearly HERS. BB wanted nothing to do with him, I don't think he ever was named on the adoption papers. So, there's one instance in her life when a child was a mistake if she thot it was going to rescue her marriage, it did the opposite, it completely broke it. They were doomed anyways, after the hot sex in limos, they had nothing else going for them.
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