John Mayer on Jessica Simpson (she was his "drug"): "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just fucking snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.'"*
Well, at least what he had to say about his ex was good. He didn't mention the time she pooped in his bed or her fart addiction, so she doesn't need to go crawl in a hole this week. But, ewww. There's more of his spewing on Dlisted. I really hope Taylor Swift reads there.
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I just don't get it. What in the hell is appealing about this sloppy lump of shit? Any woman who screws him or attempts a relationship with him gets what she deserves. I hope the Taylor Swift rumors aren't true. If they are I just lost all the respect I had for her. It's none of our business who these people date but it still says a lot about a woman when she goes for a pig like this. What was it about Jessica's snatch that was so great? Didn't he find cheese doodle dust and bits of Doritos in there?
How can anyone read what he says and still date him? He is so weird and creepy. I do like some of his music, but have a hard time watching him on any video/concert as he has sort-of an oily/dirty/creepy vibe, just to watch. Bleh.
Him and his big mouth is disgusting. And I agree with the anonymous poster...any woman who gets involved with him deserve what they get. If he thought Jessica was so great in bed, then why did he dump her? How disrespectful to talk about a past relationship. He should be ashamed. I bet Jessica loves this media attention though.
i watched a rona barrett dvd last week with interviews she did in the 70s and burt reynolds was just such a gentleman saying he wouldn't talk about his relationships....he said he loved dinah shore and they had had a beautiful relationship.....he said he would never talk about that one lady (inger stevens?) who killed herself out of respect to her and her family....he said he loved sally field and it was his fault the relationship broke down....
just a total gentleman....why can't guys be like that anymore????
Pooped in his bed? Say what?
Burt wouldn't talk about it 'cause he would have to mention the physical abuse and the mental anguish he put Sally through when she was nominated for an Oscar and he wasn't.
I thought Taylor Swift was banging the hot young werewolf boy? I'm so out of the loop ....
You know, I just figured the pooping in the bed may have had to do with them having anal sex. I mean, if so, he kinda asked for it.
I like Jessica. She seems a nice girl.
His head is absolutely gigantic! Holy crap!
And yes he is disgusting. He didn't used to be this way, at least not in public. I remember he did a questionaire for "Cosmo" mag about 3-4 years ago and he came off as funny and goofy, not pervy. Like, I remember they asked "What is your secret talent?" and he said, "I am really good at getting knots out of little chain necklaces". That kind of stuff. I thought he seemed kind of funny at the time. But now he is just a pig and it grosses me out I ever thought otherwise. Maybe he is trying to carve out a "bad boy" image for himself.
All the women who go out with him now are idiots. Jessica "I'm just a dumb girl" Simpson is a desperate moron and I don't feel sorry for her at all. Ditto for Jennifer "Everyone should feel sorry for me forever" Aniston. They know what they are getting into.
Mayer is pouring his heart out on Twitter right now. It's kind of sad really. In a hilarious way.
You know, I have a very perverted, barn yard sense of humor and I still find him to be vile. He isn't funny, just wretched.
god he's HOT!!!
Hah! He's allover the news today, apologizing like crazy for his immature, foul, and racist mouth.
Maybe he's finally learned a lesson on how not to be a total douchebag.
He claims he thought he was just trying to be "clever" in his interviews. Dope.
No, he said the black gansta's like him now and so he has a "Hood pass aka: a Ni**er pass"...what a stupid thing to say! That word is from an entire generation ago. I really hate it when I hear blacks use it. And they do! It sounds very low-class and uneducated. Hickville. Hillbilly. Whats he gonna say now about his giving head and loving certain gay porn actors? I don't get him. If he's gay, who cares? He lied and thats why he can't be with a woman for very long. He needs to just shut up really. About everything. Dayum, he has a big mouth. Blab-blab-blab! STFU! And he won't leave Perez Hilton alone? Really? He's obsessed with him? ok, prove it Perez. Show us the texts!
he also said he has a white supremacist dick, which is why he doesn't date black girls. that guy needs therapy and a muzzle. -G
Is it me, or does anyone else see Edward Scissorhands?
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