Thursday, February 25, 2010

Kate's new book

Fans of inspirational mother of eight, Kate Gosselin no longer have to imagine what her private life is like now that she has moved the cameras from her children's bathrooms to her own. Each graphically beautiful close up of Kate's body wastes are lovingly framed by a Bible verse picked out by Kate herself.
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Chapters include..
God brings me toilet paper..two ply
Who needs a sink when you have hand sanitizer?
How to potty train a middle aged alcoholic
Keep your extensions out of the bowl
Wine from a box does not cause diarrhea
The kids are not allowed in here under penalty of severness
Jon was my blockage
Skid marks are an art-ish
Whew, what's that smell?

14 comments:

NancyB said...

DD- You made my day as I had not yet had a big laugh + smile!! You are very funny!!! How is lover boy Niki?

Anonymous said...

what a stupid thing to blog about.

Kami said...

Funny without being mean spirited.Satire is a good thing.

Anonymous said...

Anon 9:03--then DO BETTER yourself. And go fuck your mother.

Too cool, DD, thanks for posting!!

10G (Gina)

Mimi to 3 said...

Anonymous 9:03 -- what a stupid non person you are. Stupid people are so humorless.

DD, that is so hilarious!

MomOf4InPA said...

It made me laugh after this all day long "snowicane".

Anonymous said...

LoL that pic of her on the toilet !!! kiki. :-))

Vicki said...

Too funny, Pat. Made me laugh after a long day.

Cynthia said...

It's nice to see that Katie Irene's present life is as shitty as I'd hoped it would be, once the glare of the spotlight went dim!

This may be made up by our favorite DD - but one can only hope that this is reflective of real life.

Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

They just annonced at the stadium tonight that
the body of Andrew koenibg was found in Stanley park
he committed suicide according to his dad. Kiki :(

Ella said...

lol! What a hoot! Thanks for the giggles. :)

Oh, Kiki, that's so terrible. I was reading about that the other day & was hoping things would not end up this way. :(

Barbara in VA said...

Now THAT is funny! Given Kate's obsession with all things toilet-related... I can picture her own bathroom at the McMans looking just like this. Nobody can use it but her under "penalty of severeness".

Anon 9:03: You are worried about this when Kate Gosselin proudly showed her kids' poop on TV, commenting on their toilet habits and everything else about them that is personal? And THIS offended you? Please.

Anonymous said...

For a laugh, go check out her new book-flogging site:

kategosselinbook.com

It's nothing but a few vacuous bullshit sentiments and a big BUY NOW button!

Haha! /nelson

Merette said...

Good one, DD. I needed a chuckle. Thanks!!