"In therapy, Tiger blamed a lot of his cheating behavior on his drug addiction, ( Vicodin and Ambien), saying that the drugs were responsible for impairing his judgment," a source familiar with the sports superstar's treatment told The ENQUIRER.*
Man, that explains everything! Don't you feel bad for talking about Tiger now? He never wanted all those women, it was the damn drugs. And as an insomniac, I can thank Tiger for that monthly consent form I have to sign to get my Ambien. My doctor said he has to have every patient who gets Ambien sign it because of information that's going on, uhh, nationally. Thanks Tiger. I understand. Everytime I take Ambian I have this overwhelming need to fly to Vegas and fuck 18 ugly cocktail waitresses. It's a burden. Maybe I should give up the drugs and just avoid sleep like Tiger avoids black girls. There's a plan of national level.
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In other news, Lindsay Lohan has confessed she tried coke, but, only because her father used it and she was bullheaded and wanted to try it, even though it scared her to death. She only did it once and then she figured out that drugs do not solve your problems and is now sober. Yay for Lindsay..I'm glad she has her shit together. Celebrities rock my world.
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oh ya blame the drugs for your actions tiger.
Linsdey doesn't she have that incorrect? She tried coke more than once??? Unless she loves sniffing powder sugar at night clubs..
Funny, all the vic addicts I've known (and I've known quite a few) will tell you the first thing to go is their sex drive. It dwindles down to zero. I guess Tiger must have been using that special vicodin/viagra mix.
I don't understand his cheating. He not only had sex with all these women but he had actual relationships with them ... and some for a couple years.
I cant wrap my head around that one. He didn't cheat because he was in love with the person because there seems to be too many to really "love" neither does it seem like he is just a sex addict because he didn't just use them and move on ...
Is this normal for cheaters?
It's amazing how fast a rat squeals once he's gotten caught in a trap.
If this report is accurate, I wonder how this lame and asinine rationale is going over with his wife, family and therapists?
If I discovered that my husband was running around over the course of YEARS, sticking his dick into any bimbo who was dumb enough to open up for him, well, he'd be walking a lot straighter due to the nine-iron I'd shove up his ass - at the same time the sheriff was serving him with papers.
And I'm a pacifist.
"maybe i should avoid sleep like tiger avoides black girls"
That made me LMAO!! best line ever
thank you!
Excuses excuses.
Some great chuckles in this post!
Tiger didn't have a sex addiction, he had a big ego problem. He thought he could get away w/anything he wanted.
I know that when I take Ambien, I sleep! Now, if he is using tis to sleep, maybe we all have it wrong. Maybe he's sleeping and these women are jumping into bed and taking advantage of him. That would be my story and I would stick to it. It's just as believeable as his!!!
On another note---did anyone see the video on Whitney Huston's
Australian tour? Is she "whack"?
Was she pausing for dramatic affect and forgot to start up again?
I've always thought that Tiger Woods was a skeevy, smug, entitled bastard. He just makes my skin crawl, and I thought I must be a bad person for disliking him. Now I know I was right.
Ambien has been known to cause bizarre behavior in people, but it's really not all that common, and it doesn't make you carry on relationships with a variety of women, and act in a completely bastardly way---that is simply weakness of character.
worst of all is that he is so fucking UGLY, he has absolutely no sex appeal at all. i just see a sullen bloated face. he is just not an attractive guy.
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