Friday, March 19, 2010

Cookin' wiff de Neely's

Pat: "We gone do us up some rump roast tonight.."

Gina" "Yeow, baby, I got yer rump roast right here..you KNOW I do.."

Pat: Aint that right, gimmie suma dat rump, uhhh hu. Aint no rump a roast goin ta waste round here, I got have me some a dat rump. Umm umm! Baby, you gonna put a rub on that meat? Put a rub on it, honey, rub my meat, baby.

Gina: "Baby, I'll rub dat meat. I'll rub your meat, you know I'm gonna rub dat meat real slow. Reeeeal slow."

Pat: "Rub my meat, know what I'm sayin'? Dat meat gone be rubbed. Rubbed good. Make dat a wet rub, make it wet, baby. Dat's right rub dat meat. You do that, you rub that meat fo you man. RUB ON DAT MEAT!"

Gina: Yeaw, baby, dat's wet, oh gawd, oh loady....OMG! Meat meat meeeeeeeeeeeeeeat!!!!!!!!!!!"

21 comments:

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escrow said...

LMAO!!!! You been hittin the foodnetwork too hard girl!

Dirty Disher said...

Sad, eh?

Frimmy said...

Seriously do they talk like that?

Casper said...

Sorry to say but yes they do, Frimmy. It's annoying as hell which is why I tune in to another channel when their show comes on. You know they probably fight like cats and dogs (dawgs) off camera.

Dirty Disher said...

He actually said "rub my meat" and he wiggled his eyebrows. He gives me the heebie fucking jeebies from heeeeeeeell. I think he rapes all the dinners. He's like Portnoy, only creepier.

Cynthia said...

Sadly enough, that's pretty much how they are - between her "girly" squealing and his "Uhh, baby!" moaning, it's a class act all the way.

At first it was kinda cute.
Now it's just skeevy.

I think they both need to go vegetarian and stay away from cucumbers, zucchini and eggplant.

Anonymous said...

I think he rapes all the dinners.

OH SNAPP!!! yOU HAVE ME CRACKIN UP!!

TULLVIS said...

You know what? I love this woman.

NancyB said...

I've watched these folks and you totally nailed their schitck and dialect! You make me laugh, Pat!

I left you a question about seeds and Bayou Gardener yesterday under "Chopped" post. I have never planted a veggie garden and just wanted your opinion or anyone else would would work too.

Linda said...

Yeah, those 2 get on my nerves...they're so annoying. I'm surprised they still have a show. Yuk!

SharnaPax said...

DD, Portnoy?! We certainly are of the same age. lol

Yeah, they're are from Memphis, aren't they? And since I call Memphis my second home, I cringe. I cannot abide those two.

I disagree with you on one point, I do like Bobby Flay. I also like Alton Brown and Guy Fietti. However, I cannot think of one woman I can stand on Food Network.

Bayou Jane said...

I've never seen this show. Are they really that bad?

Unknown said...

Oh god, they are horrible! All their nasty PDA's make me gag.

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miss tia said...

he looks like he has cheek implants...

Dirty Disher said...

He calls himself Daddy. Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

LOL!! I can't stand them. Listening to them for the 2 seconds when I click through that channel is brutal!

~ Jess

Anonymous said...

I HATE these people. Why why WHY are they on TV? THEY SUCK.

Linda said...

You can thank Paula Deen for the Neelys....

Anonymous said...

that post was very racist! LOL!! And thats exactly how they talk/behave. Maybe thats how blacks talk to each other when they cook together? I have no idea. You know "Cookin' on a hot stove"! They are hot for each other, on camera anyways. I sometimes think they will come back from commercial & she will have her blouse off or something. All giggly and mussed up! LOL!!
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