Thursday, March 4, 2010

Dancing With The Kunt

Everyone keeps telling me she's going to be on Dancing With The Stars..I know, I know! I just haven't said anything about it because I think Jon's 3 inch weenie deserves a post on my sweet hate site more than his ex twat. This bitch can barely walk in free stilettos and chew her cud at the same time, the last thing I want is too see her all dressed up, fake boobs pushed to her manly chin and blocky torso clinched to hell spinning on a dance floor. And I do not want to hear the inevitable compliments to her physical appearance that you just know those lame kooky judges will make, like "Boy, you don't look like a mom of eight!" Yeah, she does. If every mom of eight had a shit ton of free plastic surgery. Anyhow, she'll suck and she will answer her own questions at the judging, least you're fool enough to think this bitch will take even constructive criticism. I laugh. Ha ha. I can hear her now.."Am I a professional dancer? Umm, no, but, I have eight kids. Do I think I could do better? Um, yes, but, I have eight kids." Wait for the cackle.
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Fuck her. I don't like that dumb show anyhow. Wouldn't it be funny if her uterus fell out? There's probably a spare kid or three in there somewhere.

37 comments:

miss tia said...

i read she's getting a dance studio built in the basement of her house out of this....

FUCK KATE!

Dirty Disher said...

The show is building her studio for free. That's a shocker, eh? I need a FUCK fillintheblank post. Heh.

miss tia said...

yes free studio and she'll only fly out to LA 2 days a week so as to be close to her kids! hahahahaha! like she's ever 'close' to her kids!

Dirty Disher said...

She'd eat raw shit to avoid those kids. I think she hates them. I don't even think she lives with them anymore.

miss tia said...

it would have to be fresh organic shit before she would eat it....

Unknown said...

Heard that Kate thinks that she will win HAHAHA. YA right I hope that pussycat doll girl wins or the ice skater. They have more dance skills than kate has in her left pinky. Oh and that she is very competitive HA with what free products, goodies and organic crap?
Its all about the ratings for these shows they will get anyone.

Oh ya about jons manhood. I hope that is not real. If it is I see why kate got treatments to have kids. Rude comment She hates the dick and new she would have a big broad with fertility treatments. I bet you she never had any medical problems.

just wondering said...

TLC and Figure 8 will be voting on every phone line they own. Please everyone, please vote for Buzz Aldrin until the Witch of Wernersville is sent packing.

Vote Buzz!!!

Christina said...

I have never watched the show, but I'm almost tempted to watch once or twice because I so want her put in her place. I want to see her fail. I feel like a bad person for that, but there it is.
You're right. I doubt that she needed fertility treatments. It was just her way of increasing the possibility of a litter. She probably never had a thought about what this would be like for the kids. And now they're here, and they've made the mistake of growing up a little, and are no longer useful in the original plan. Sad for all of them.
I used to work with someone who had no fertility issues, but her dad was a doctor, and she had him work it out so that she could go on fertility drugs and increase her possibility of a multiple birth. She had twins (probably on the first cycle). It's really not fair to those who really do jump through all the hoops and have to use the drugs, or no baby.

Dirty Disher said...

Witch of Wernersville...LMAO! I love that one.

No, I don't think she had any fertility problems either. She knew what was up.

Anonymous said...

I see her "bodyguard" is still following her around.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kate - break a leg...literally!

ICSillyPeople said...

Katie katie katie .... even you should know from your personal conversations with the GOD that given natural grace and talent is instilled at birth .... There is not a studio ABC could buy and build you big enough or a teacher(more like wizard) famous enough to turn those cankles into a dancer's twinkle toes!

Anonymous said...

Never watched this show. Now I know I never will either! I did kinda wanna see Pam Anderson dance tho! LOL!!! Oh well. Not gonna watch this whore.
rox

Alison said...

HA! I called this one months ago. I *knew* this twit would end up on "Dancing with the Stars".

I don't think it's fair to the other contestants that Kate is getting her own dance studio. WTF?

Bayou Jane said...

The only thing I wish would happen is to add Octomom to the list. I would love to see them together. You know Kate would be furious! And Octomom would laugh and Kate would have sparks flying out of her eyes!! I'd pay to see that! And is it mean to hope she falls flat on her face! NOOOOOOO!!!

Christina said...

Wow. I like your thinking Bayou Jane. Is it to late to lobby for Octomom being added to the list? We would have to come up with a dance partner for her, though. How about Johnny Weir? Or maybe the "Flying Tomato". Or maybe Brad Pitt. Hadn't even thought. . . but wouldn't that make her day. Can you imagine? In my mind I see him desperately trying to pry her fingers off him, while she screams "I can have more babies, Brad!!!" and Angelina fumes. . . Now that's what I call quality TV.

Anonymous said...

I hope she wins just to piss off the haters.

Anonymous said...

Wow, pick on a child because someone dared to say something about queen Khate. Don't you see how mentally unbalanced you are?

Fuck Khate, she IS a cunt, and they are wasting their time building that studio because she will the first one voted off the show. If she isn't you better damn well believe the fix is in and TLC has once again paid of someone.

KateisAbitch said...

Looks like Heckmess has no place to go so he is gonna come back here and be an asshole sexual predator. You are a loser and a sick fuck. Piss off!

Linda said...

I don't think they're actually building her a 'studio' in the basement...in an interview w/her partner, Tony, she/they said they'd practice in her basement when the kids are home, and when they're at school they will go to a local studio to practice. I'm looking forward watching...I want to see if she can shake that booty! The woman doesn't have a limber bone in her body and she can't 'cut loose'..and just shaking those ta-tas isn't going to sway the public to vote her through.

Maureen said...

xyz is a mentally unstable dolt! His/her comments are disgraceful! We're ragging on a adult who puts herself out there to garner all the criticism anyone can dish.
Why bring an innocent child into this discussion who cannot defend themself?
This attack is uncalled for and totally sickens me.

miss tia said...

who fucking made that xyz PIG the katie cunt patrol??? you like kate that's fine and dandy....not very many people here do, so you take your insults about innocent children and go to fuck off land....

you need to do some jail time as you're a sick twisted fuck....

Heidi said...

here is a little snippet about jons peen...
http://icydk.com/2010/03/04/would-20000-be-enough-for-jon-gosselin-to-show-his-teenie-peenie/

Even Playboy is making fun of him! LOL

Heidi said...

Oops..playgirl not playboy.

Dirty Disher said...

I laugh at idiots who think they're going to censor me on here. Get lost, shit and fall in it loser.

Casper said...

Have you ever visited fansofrealitytv. com? The comments about her are 99.9% for anyone other than Kate. (Personally I think Evan already has it in the bag.) Some of the comments there are hysterical. Me thinks there's a disher or two posting there! ;)

Lauren said...

I'm hoping for a cat fight between Shannon Doherty and Kate.....LOL. Now THAT would be entertainment.

Bayou Jane said...

Throw in Pam Anderson and you know something is going to happen!!! And it will be good to watch! I love friction between idiots!

Anonymous said...

DANCING WITH THE D-LISTERS!

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't that be the "F-List" for Kate?

miss tia said...

ZZZZ list for kunt....

TommyLee said...

Pam Anderson is a skanky whore. Have you seen her sex tapes? She looks like RuPaul.

Bayou Jane said...

Hey! I like RuPaul!!

miss tia said...

http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/06/kate-gosselin-speeding-ticket/

she was probably speeding to get away from her kids....

Linda said...

miss tia - tehee..2 tickets in 4 mos...those ins. rates are gonna go up - thank heavens she has a paying gig on DWTS.

my9cats said...

2 pound sausage in a 1 pound bag.
All she needs to complete the look is garters peeping out.

my9cats said...

Ooops, my bad.
Should read, "look ARE garters peeping out".
Sorry...