Monday, March 29, 2010

Kendra blows OK cover

I've enjoyed watching Kendra! post baby. On last nights episode Kendra realizes she's scheduled for a bikini shoot and she's panicked. She just didn't get it all back as soon as she was led to believe and she whips up her shirt and pats her still pregnant looking belly with faint stretch marks and says to Hank "Does this look bikini ready?'' And later.." Man, I'm screwed."
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The answer, clearly, was no, she's not ready. Though that's not what you hear from the ever supportive Hank. Tons of photo shop fixed it and the diet secrets on the cover cracked me up. I thought she was really brave to show the truth on TV and I hope some chicks come to understand what lies these magazines tell. So, as Kendra burps, farts and cries her way through this season of Kendra, my respect for her continues to grow. Your hotness is now redistributed, Kendra. It's called growing up. And it makes for great TV.
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There's a video clip on Radar this morning..if you want to see what she really looks like. HERE.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's a refreshing breath of air in this
nip tucked photoshopped airbrushed
times we live in. So nice to see a real
woman who doesn't just bounce back after
baby. She loves that lil guy sooo much ;)
she puts him first and I loved hearing how
last week she went off about kart dancing
away from home with 8 kids !!!!!!!!! Kiki :)

Anonymous said...

Hi Pat, I hope you are feeling better. Bon Jour kiki!.

I don't watch her show and don't plan to anytime soon, but the little I did see of her previous show when she was one of Heff's girlfriends, she seemed the most genuine of the lot. I remember specifically her saying that she had to sneak out of the Mansion to have sex.

Poor Heff. It's over buddy. Piss on the fire and call in the dogs 'cause this hunt is done!.

He should sell his interests and marry a Russian mail order bride (I know 2 guys that did it). Move to Costa Rica and live out his last couple of years sparing us any further painful decline of his image.


jarhead

ICSillyPeople said...

They did not even need to do the airbrushing. She looked great judging by the video of the photo shoot! She was my least favorite of the "Girls Next Door". I know, I know .... I'd be alone in that group. I found her always trying to hard for the attention. Caught her new show a few times ... she is a little more likable to me but she just "acts" sooo stupid ... Ho Hum ..it is a reality show afterall and we all know it is scripted in a lot of ways.

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escrow said...

Why the hell did she take that baby to the Super Bowl?

Dirty Disher said...

Stupidity..and I'll bet she doesn't do it again.

Kiki :) dit en francais said...

Bonjour Enrique ! :)
Est que tu apprender mon email?Cest sette
jours metnaint nes pas a vous ecriver moi.
Comme sa va mon ami ? Biene ? Reponde
a moi en prive sil vous plait. Salute - Kiki :)

Anonymous said...

umm...heck no she won't be doing that again! 'Cuz her husband got traded by the Colts! BACK to Philadelphia. So, no Super Bowls in their future!! He isn't good. I like him as a person, but he really sucks at football & keeps getting traded & stays on the bench all the time. So, little Hank won't be visiting the Super Bowl to watch daddy play anytime again soon!
rox

Alison said...

How many times is she going to do the same cover?? This is at least the fifth or sixth "How Kendra lost her baby weight" cover I have seen since she gave birth. I can't believe people keep paying to read the same thing over and over. It's just like the magazines that put a "Brad and Angelina are going to split!" story on their cover every second week.

Unknown said...

While on the airbrushing subject, I saw a cover of Good Housekeeping featuring Valerie Bertinelli....not an ounce of airbrush. It was actually pretty cool that they did not retouch her. I could see all her skin and body flaws. Just like any normal woman.

Frimmy said...

I put Kiki's french post thru the altavista babelfish translator and the Bad Translator (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1YJkZO/www.conveythis.com/translation.php) and it still doesn't make sense....

I think it's a conspiracy. =)

I don't watch Kendra's show but if she really is that down to earth I have a new respect for her and that's saying a lot. Why can't more entertainment types be comfortable with being normal like the rest of us? Or maybe why can't they be allowed to be normal?

Kiki :-)) lol in reply to Frimmy said...

Frimmy you're too funny !!! The best part of the
joke is that Enrique does not read or speak French
as far as I know I'm just talking to myself !
The story of my life !!! LoL :-)) some conspiricy?!
LOL !

Here's the translation for you Frimmy :)

I said hello to Enrique asked him how he was
doing ? Did he get my letter / email ? I'd talk to
him later in private. I'm busy too I know it's been
7 days but it's all good up here. Cheers my friend.

I think that was it. If I remember it well enuf. Kiki :)
ps Youre post really cracked me up but not as
much as an anon poster on crabbies Pam Anderson
post suggesting I go on Dwts with jarhead ! 2 Fun !