Monday, March 29, 2010

No, thanks

There's some old bible thumper out in the driveway, he looks like Freddy Kruger. He blocked my way to the car and said "I'd like to invite you to the resurrection of Jesus." I said, no thank you. He kept talking "Jesus is coming back..." I wonder how he plans to pull that off? I cut him off with a hiss...no...thank...you. I think I scared him. He acted like he'd just met Satan.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

the Jehovahs came by this weekend inviting me to their ressurection service! said no thanks.
bima

miss tia said...

i would have been like, will there be punch and pie? because if there is punch and pie i'll totally be there! haha.....

maybe they should study their bible and realize that jesus would be kicking over their tables like he did with the money changers.....

Dan Zinski said...

Not to be alarmist, but, over the weekend the feds arrested a bunch of heavily-armed Christian milita members whose self-proclaimed purpose is to fight the Antichrist alongside the risen Jesus. And in a recent poll, 25% of Republicans said they think Obama is the Antichrist. These wackos may believe the time has come. My guess is, any day now, one of them will proclaim himself to be Jesus and the madness will commence.

Dirty Disher said...

I read about that, crabbie. Maybe Feddy was a disiple. The world is ending. It's okay though, I'm already packed.

escrow said...

DD, you missed your chance to use snowbunnies line about not liking Jesus' fan club.

Dirty Disher said...

I felt sorry for the old guy, it's cold out. But, if he hadn't listened I might have bitten his nose off.

Anonymous said...

Some of those arrested were in Indiana. There is a revolution being talked about, and not just by Republicans/Tea Partier's. Listen, it happened before in this country and it could happen again. A Civil War is not unheard of here in USA. It can & may happene again. People feel they have nothing to lose anymore. It's not all about Obama. It's about no food, no jobs, no nuthin'! Obama is just looking our for the insurance guys & big bankers on Wall Street. Leaving us regular folk in the cloud of money dust! I get it. I am sooo not right winged. But I get the feelings many have. Obama lied, he is looking out for the rich, just like all presidents have done in the past. It's just how it works. Bilderburg keeps it that way. WE cannot stop it. But a revolution may be coming! People have had enough BS!
rox

Linda said...

Rox, I agree w/you. I also think Obama should tighten his security, lots of folks are already fed up and furious w/him, and he's only been in office a little over a year.

Anonymous said...

Bilderburg is said to want to create a "World Bank" and a New World Order. It is already happening. Think about it. Our gov't is already "owned" by China. Who loaned us the money to bail out the big guys on Wall Street. And the insurance companies are financiers as well. He bailed them out too. Our gov't is not our own. It belings to bankers, someplace. A World Bank! Next after Brazil allows the oil digs & China is the only country allowed to buy the oil, as per the deal with Obama. Then China will own even more thru USA banks/via Brazil; yet again. Banks run thw world, people do not. The Bilderburgs run the banks. So, who's in charge? The f'g banks are! Banks will soon actually be running countries, they are anyway, only in a slightly veiled manner. They own the USA & they own the Prez and the gov't. They own, they run and we cannot stop it. This has been planned since way back when Kennedy was assinated by "certain" groups because he sought to dismantle the "world Bank". He hated it. Ok, so he got killed. Guess why? He didn't need the GD money! But the plan had to go forward. So, here we are. Now it's pay-day! Shit like this doesnt happen overnight. It takes decades. It's a f'g plan from many decades ago. Before Kennedy. Now it's happening. Don't you feel less in power of your own future than ever? I know I do. It's all just a big ol' hanging question mark. Now those camps they built for dissidents they knew would uprise will start to be filled. ie: the militia nuts arrested last weekend. It's all happening by the powers that planned it all. They profit, we fall. Thats it.
rox

Alison said...

Freddy Krueger eh? You don't have really to worry until a bible thumper that looks like Jason Voorhees shows up. Now that would be scary. ;)

Anonymous said...

Rox
jfk wanted to disassemble the federal reserve
conglomurate. Fdr wasn't having it nor was Hoover.
The real control is the Rothschild family whom
Obama the bought & paid for puppet works for.
It's a farce that reps the people puleeeze.
He is so mellow acts all non chalant IMO.
Always flipping capaigning still a year later.
The trillionaires hold control from the back rooms
of their castles in Bavaria whilst they curse
the leak of the new currency (the AMERO)
to come. A hybird of dollar& peso. Kiki

Ella said...

I wish these people would just grasp that no means no & go on their merry way like others do. You say no thanks & they feel the need to continue. It would make the nightmare complete if they sold insurance as well.

Alison LOL! They're trying out new tactics to get people to pay attention & listen to them. I think one dressed up like Pinhead would be good.

Heidi said...

I just read that everyone on twitter is saying that Kate SUCKED on DWtS tonite.
Hmmmm.

At least she told the truth when she said she could not dance.

Christina said...

I just read that Tony Dovolato walked out on her. She was crying, saying that everyone in her life quits on her. Boo. Friggin'. Hoo.

Pinhead would creep me out for sure. I would not be able to venture out into the driveway at all if I saw him out there.

The whole political arena is just too damn depressing, so I won't dwell on it. I can't really do anything to change it, and we don't have the money to buy acerage and learn to live off the grid. If my husband and son were into it, I would go for it in a heartbeat. I really do like the simple things in life, and would love nothing better than to move somewhere in the wilds and turn my back on civilization.